Post Your Burning Questions for CJF, and I'll Ask Them

It may be hard to believe, but spring football is nearly upon us, and Justin Fuente is taking questions from us media types once more, starting tomorrow.

I have a few things I'd like to ask the head Hokie, but if you all have anything you've spent the offseason wondering (non-QB depth chart related, because somehow I doubt he's anxious to address that) and want me to ask, I'm all ears.

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Would he be open to the spring game being televised in the future?
Will a practices be open for fans and media to view?

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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I suspect that once the ACC Network is running, he won't have the option of the Spring Game being televised. Content will be needed.

Indeed. It's not an advantage if all ACC teams' Spring games are televised, much like the SEC network does currently.

Tweedy can run like a dadgum antelope or whatever. I like to use scalded dog. Do antelopes lumber? Cheetah, OK. He runs like a cheetah. He's fast. - Bud Foster

I think it is for Tech. Gives Tech the ability to showcase how our fans turnout in comparison to places like UNC and UVA.

Indeed, always good to show the best fanbase in the US every free chance they get. However, I was speaking strictly about game planning, not 'crootin.

Tweedy can run like a dadgum antelope or whatever. I like to use scalded dog. Do antelopes lumber? Cheetah, OK. He runs like a cheetah. He's fast. - Bud Foster

I was speaking strictly about game planning, not 'crootin

That's not how we do things on here

You're the only ones that I can talk to about this, you guys.

Don't forget your ABC's

Always
Be
'Crootin

Where is Caleb Farley gonna play?

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Blah blah blah he's capable of both blah blah blah we'll wait and see

Sorry, but it's hard to read your avatar saying "blah blah blah" instead of "yada yada yada"

Where does he think Drew Harris will end up in the depth chart once he enrolls??

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

(Insert Lawson transfer joke here)

Who is gonna win between John cena and the undertaker at wrestlemania

I feed off of nightmares

Would he rather fight one horse sized duck, or 100 duck sized horses?

Yes, this one. I know we won't get any substantive answers to real football questions other than Coach Speak, so why not ask important things like this?

Ask him about injuries. I hear he loves that.

Using /s is for cowards.

What's his go to beer?

Good one. Would live to hear the answer to that.

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

Also go to whiskey and/or bourbon?

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

KCCO

Does he prefer a Red Bull rail or the original?

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

Wait. What the hell is a Red Bull rail?

"I don't know what a Hokie is, but God is one of them. Go Virginia Tech." -Lee

I need to know now

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rail with red bull instead of grenadine.

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Ask if Lawson is expected to push JJ for playing time.

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If we land Devyn Ford can we stop rotating backs so frequently?

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How far does he have Buzz going in his bracket?

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

this is a legit question! our coaches should be very supportive of each others success.

Go Hokies

Why the hell do you like DMB!?

"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

THIS^^^is VERY important.

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You have to remember when CJF was in college and what was popular at the time. Plus, with kids, if your favorite music is family friendly, you get to listen to it more.

Family friendly? Thinly veiled sexual references might not be what Jenny wants the girls listening to:

You come crash into me
And I come into you,

I'm bare-boned and crazy for you
When you come crash
Into me, baby
And I come into you
In a boys dream

Hike up your skirt a little more
And show the world to me

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Obviously. So you don't play that song in the car with the girls. Big deal. The rest of it is just jam band wanking for 20 minutes at a time, on the live albums anyway.

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies

Chipotle or Moes?

There are wolves and there are sheep, I am the sheep dog

Qdoba

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BOO-URNS!

Click here to destroy wall.

Would you consider bringing Rich Rodriguez onto your staff at some point?

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

You're the only ones that I can talk to about this, you guys.

*Delayed by being rear ended in the drive through and waiting for Highway Patrol. Who still isn't here.

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Excellent. Thank you for showing up.

I believe that having the Hokie Fireman respond to my post proves that it was a burning question, right?

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

Fuckin' guy is posting from the scene of an accident in which he was the (hopefully not literally) the injured party.

Question we DO NOT need answered:

Does Fireman TKP hard enough?

Question on everyone's mind, HF:

Which drive-through???

You're the only ones that I can talk to about this, you guys.

Did the fire department respond?

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Parking lot of a McDonald's some old bitty from up North bumped my hitch platform. She then called 911 because i cussed and took a picture of her license plate. Local county cops showed up, they don't take accident reports but offered to exchange insurance information she refused. An hour and a half later a pissed off trooper showed up for this BS minor accident and she was all "I will exchange information but he yelled" I waited for an hour and a half with ice cream in the car for my kids and this bitty was the complete cause of it!

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Claim the ice cream as damaged due to the accident. I'm not kidding. As an adjuster, I've paid for worse.

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I did not know Chipotle has a drive-thru.
Literally, I guess they do.

If anyone ever sees my van in a Chipcraple drive through call the police it's been stolen or I'm dead in the trunk.

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or wifey is preggers again and craving good burritos

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Like I said dead or it's stolen. There are NO other options.

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so, you're saying if she is preggers and craves chipotle and you decide that's the moment to have a chipotle vs. moe's debate, you're gonna die? Got it.

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I think what he's saying is he'll either go to Moe's or Qdoba's, get the burrito's, then pay someone to walk into a Shitpotle's to get one of the bags, in which to put the Moe's or Qdoba's. Yeah.

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Who do you think would win in a fight between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco?

Well, I think the grilled cheese sandwich - in a fair fight. But if it was prison rules, I'd put my money on the taco.

February..'96...the steak: ribeye, the whiskey:Lagavulin 16, the lady next to me: a bit**.....

thats pretty racist, but correct

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies

Is it a hard or soft taco? Details matter...

I feel we launched the two at each other, I think the sand which would hold up better. Point: Grilled Cheese

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Token legit questions:
1. Any thoughts on replacing Joey Slye? (Clearly JF is not going to say anything about the competition until spring is over)
2. Thoughts on the proposed redshirt rule change?
3. Thoughts on the kickoff touchback rule change?

I think they should just eliminate the kickoff entirely, if they are going to institute the latest idea for kickoffs. The players will still be told to run down the field JUST IN CASE the receiving team fumbles or decides to still run out the kick. It will only cause confusion and settle nothing.

My dad's question: What are you most optimistic about for the 2018 season?

Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride.

Is there more to the play book? Also, why didn't he try another deep one such as the pass that didn't connect between Jackson and Murphy in the bowl game?

"The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. " Rocky B.

Is the Hokie pokie really what it's all about? /s

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Techmobowl, what's it going to take? Because punching Chinballs in the face is wreaking havoc on my television budget.

Why isn't the Georgia Tech / Virginia Tech football game played for a Golden Sliderule Trophy? Can you make that happen?

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

A golden Techmo Bowl cartridge would be better

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I will make this happen sooner or later

A golden Techmo Bowl cartridge would be better

You mean like a golden ink cartridge? In that case, why not just make it a golden hard drive or something?

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Pretty sure he means one of these, but gold

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Correct

Anyone still have an old Zelda cartridge?

"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

Thanks. Also, we should make it gold AND Maroon.

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glad to see we took this serious.

will the QB competition be an open competition like it has since he got here or is it JJs job to lose? whats more important developing a guy that is clearly more talented and getting him playing experience even though it may cost you some games in the present but set you up better for the future or winning games now with a guy that you trust to execute even though he may not have all the physical tools you want in your QB?

#Bapn ain't EZ

Wanna win put boobie in! Let boobie spin coach!

Makes fun of joke answers... and then asks about QB depth chart, lol.

Just kidding, but in all seriousness this would get you the most "coach speak" laden answer imaginable.

Using /s is for cowards.

lol I know. I hoped to see some good questions though when I opened it up.

and I understand that im going to get some coach talk that's why I kinda tried to stay away from using names of players and have more general questions just in terms of his strategy on how he views the QB position in terms of long term/ short term, risk/reward and his overall thoughts on that kinda stuff.

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Wanna win put boobie in! Let boobie spin coach!

"We will play the players that we think give us the best opportunity to win, next question"

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Thoughts on the new Southgate diverging diamond interchange.

Can we please open up spring practice just a little bit?

"with all due respect, and remember I’m sayin’ it with all due respect, that idea ain’t worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin’ it on" - Ricky Bobby

How tall was Bucky Hodges, really? /s

Any thoughts on the new uniforms?

Exactly 2" shorter than Bucky Rogers

"with all due respect, and remember I’m sayin’ it with all due respect, that idea ain’t worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin’ it on" - Ricky Bobby

What's your dream job?

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

What's your favorite part of the recruiting process?

Is Blacksburg actually a tough sell in the recruiting process? Or is it something fans are overly paranoid about and/or other schools attempt to use against us.

Love to know the answer to this question, but no way CFJ answers honestly.

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Why did you drop the s from the end of your last name?

"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

Quite literally: /s.

In the era of social media, there seems to be a conflict. Coaches want to keep everything they can out of the press, from injuries to practices to scrimmages in order to maintain as much secrecy as possible. Fans, on the other hand, are more invested than ever and have more insight into everything else in their life, they want more info. Have you and Whit discussed methods where you can continue to maintain your necessary protections for the competitiveness for the program while providing more content to satiate your fan and donor base?

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

Cake or pie?

"YOUR BURNING QUESTIONS"

Should I take antibiotics, or will it go away on its own?

propane or charcoal?

"Taste the meat, not the heat." -Hank Hill

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

Ask him if he thinks Primus sucks

I feed off of nightmares

Yes

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Ah a fellow primus fan

I feed off of nightmares

...No

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You said they suck tho

I feed off of nightmares

Whenever the camera shows him during games 90% of the time he has that blank stoic stare and is chewing what appears to be bubble gum.

So my question is: what kind of gum are your chewing?

The ass-kicking kind...

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

The American business environment has fundamentally changed following the insider trading and savings and loan scandals. Explain business ethics, and how they are applied today.

The, uh, ethics, of, uh...business, is, uh....

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Show me the money!