LolUVA Falls to 16UMBC

Giant = slayed.

What say you all?

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Hahahhahahahahabahahahahhahahahahahahhajahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaha....

Loluva

Danny is always open
23 can't read

Hahahaha that's fucking awesome!!!

FAM!

Chem PhD '16

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

Will there be a FAM thread?

You're in it fam

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

#1 overall seed

Lost

To the bottom seed

Hahahahahaha

Hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahaha

Gasp

Hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahaha hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahaha

"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

My 10 month old son picked this in his bracket!

Let's Go...

As did my 5 and 8 year old daughters.

No electrons were harmed in the making of this comment or post. However, billions of electrons were horribly inconvenienced.

The Hoo tears are literally pouring in that arena right now.... delicious Hoo tears....

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Hoos not the only ones. I ain't gonna lie. I laughed so hard I cried.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used."
- The BoD

FAM
LIT

#FUENTEenFUEGO
Waho's suck
Uva swallows

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Honestly I think I enjoy this better than if Tech won it. Teams win every year. A #1 has never lost to a #16. And UVA was the team that did it. Fucking awesome!

Even better is that the biggest upset in college basketball history was Chaminade over #1 UVA... Now UMBC takes that claim over.... UVA hahahah

Full circle...Ricky Stokes was on that team that lost to Chaminade.

Damn FAM, I feel like for some strange reason a lot of personal demons with regard to this rivalry were exercised last night. It's almost like the rivalry died to me. I'll always revel in our victories and I will definitely be pissed in our defeats, but I just don't think I will ever again have the chip on my shoulder that I used to. Nothing can happen that will take away the UMBC game, the ultimate Hoo silencer. I know they'll keep talking but it's truly meaningless now.

20 FUCKIN POINTS IT WASNT EVEN CLOSE THEYRE A JOKE FUCK UVA

ITS FUCKING LIT FAM

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

biggest choke in SPORTS history
And they call us the "chokies"

A choke is giving up a winnable game.

UVA just got whooped.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Ryan Odom used to coach at VT FAM!!!!!

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

And his wikipedia page currently says he is Tony Bennett's daddy.

edit: it's fixed now. I should have screen shot it.

I screenshot it just don't know how to post it from my phone to the site

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

I usually upload my images to imgur.com, then copy the link with .gif or .jpg and post it on here.

Thanks for the assist

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

He also used to be a ball boy at lolUVA when he was a kid... Ryan Odom truly owns lolUVAs balls.

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UMBC should now officially stand for 'University of Maryland Bracket-Buster College'.

This is the greatest timeline

Bust out the ROFLCOPTERS ITS LIT FAM

IT WAS PROFICIZED

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

A for effort though considering the circumstances.

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

Since I don't really follow Hokies basketball that closely. This might be the best moment of the basketball season this year. I can't wait to hear from LOLUVA people I know who had already booked travel for later rounds!!

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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This... so much this

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How are the hoos going to play this one off?

I mean, even we scored more points in the tournament than they did.

....wait for football season

So, technically we did better in the 2018 NCAA Tourney than UVA did... Right?

Is it football season yet?

At least our game was close. We still had a shot in the final five minutes.

We lost by 3 to a 9 seed. They lost by 20 to a 16 seed. Nothing to even discuss here it's not close.

I would conclude that UMBC is better than us. Don't want to schedule them.

"Utah...Get me two!"

"He doesn't like you...I'm sorry...I don't like you either!"

#WeWantUMBC

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

#UMBC2VT

You're the only ones that I can talk to about this, you guys.

Virginia was the #1 OVERALL seed. And they lost by 20!!!

This is the upset to end all upsets. This will never be topped. Ever. It can't, unless they expand the tournament. And it happened to Virginia. And it wasn't even close.

This is a program killing loss. And I couldn't be happier.

"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

And on the other hand this is an overnight program building win for UMBC. Can they leverage this win into becoming the next VCU? Can they keep their coach?

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

We could have hired Ryan Odom instead of James Johnson. Just saying.

Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, the Hound, Jeff Jagodzinski, Paul Johnson, Pat Narduzzi.

If you have Twitter check out UMBCathletics account. It was fire the entire game. Calling out reporters who said game was over at tip.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

UVA will get to relive that loss during every single 16/1 game until the end of time. That game will come up any time a 16 seed is within a couple of scores late in the 1st half.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

And every single game they play next year.

Yes! This is the greatest thing about it. Sad Hoos will have to relive this loss every March for decades. They will get this question in a bar trivia contest and will have to pretend not to know the answer. This shit could be on Jeopardy!

I hope we see it on our scoreboard screen as they enter the Lane in November

VT Marketing Class of 2009
Current Roanoke-Hokie
Go Hokies!

I can't stop smiling

Eagles won the super bowl

You all know how I felt about that

This moment is better. Because this stain on Virginia will NEVER EVER EVER go away

"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

I am experience PEAK schaenfreude right now, and it is so, so, sweet.

Twitter me

Per the one dude on tv "cemented in the annals of history". God l love it. "Bigger than Buster Douglas defeating Mike Tyson".

cemented in the annals of history

I'm good - not really into butt stuff

You're the only ones that I can talk to about this, you guys.

LOLOLOL. Hahahhahahabahaaaa

There will be an ESPN 30 for 30 about this... We will see these highlights every March... No one will EVER for get this moment.

Is it football season yet?

I had typed a long comment, accidentally deleted, but shit all I can say is:

I accidentally saved over 2 hours of work.. I'm actually not too upset about it.

Went from

To

To

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Mmmm. LOLUVA's tears are so delicious. And the best part is this historical loss will get replayed every year! Tears to be enjoyed from now to eternity!

Tear down John Paul Jones and disband the team Hoos, there is simply no way you can ever come back from this.

EVERYONE QUICK! OVER TO LA SABRE!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

#FUENTEenFUEGO
Waho's suck
Uva swallows

I need a douchbag translator for that site. I can't understand how that site works, it's trash. I'm glad we have TKP and a way to support TKP through the key players club.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Current Roanoke-Hokie
Go Hokies!

I don't know what a Hokie is, but God is one of them!

There's no way this should have happened, but it did. Hahahahahahahhhaha

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Lmao, honestly this was worth the loss yesterday. I feel so much better. And I work with lots of Wahoos :)

I love it. I love it so much.

Also, I wonder just how many brackets are busted now

Every single one!

An appropriate ending to Austin 3 16 day.

LOLUVA:

via GIPHY

ME:

via GIPHY

"It's a miracle in Blacksburg, TYROD DID IT MIKEY, TYROD DID IT!"

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Must
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Cinderella

U
Mad
Bro
Causethatjusthappened!!!!

We put the K in Kwality

this is so great!!! I'm so hype FAM!!!! History was made tonight, I always thought a 16 beating a 1 seed would be on a last second desperation shot, never did I think one would win by 20! UMBC dominated the hoos. Let the Zima tears roll!

1-0 every week

Hahaha even folks on Le Sabre are saying they can't even defend the way they play. I love it.

Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.

People are going to fill out their brackets every year and actually think about the 16 v 1 matchup because of LOLuva.

Could not be happier to have picked that one wrong.

AS MAYBE THE ONLY PERSON ON THIS SITE THAT OWNS A UMBC SHIRT, THIS IS GODDAMN AMAZING!

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

Not for long.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used."
- The BoD

Nope. I have one too (wife's a UMBC alum!)

Welcome to the Terrordome

There may be a dozen of us!

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

It's Time to go to Work

everybody needs to get a UMBC shirt and wear it to the loluva game next year!

Go Hokies

Now its time for haught to get Techs national championship in wrestling tomorrow and this will counter the shit from Thursday

I want to taste dirty A stinging pistol In my mouth On my tounge

Team title?

Nah solo title but still would be the first title in anything wrestling national wise

I want to taste dirty A stinging pistol In my mouth On my tounge

Only the second Hokie to make it to the finals. The other was Devin Carter.

It's Time to go to Work

HAHAHA LET'S GO

VB born, class of '14, Semper Paratus

Hokies!

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I never met a project that couldn't justify a new tool.

I'm drinking.

HOKIES!

From lesabre...wait what? lol

Our tennis team lost to inferior teams at least 3 different times after
going undefeated in the regular season (at least 2-3 times USC was probably actually the better team ... but certainly UVA was the best team a few times too) before finally breaking through to win the title ... you knock long enough and you break through

I do want to know why this was our like 3rd consecutive shitty performance against a 16 seed though

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Just an odd comment. Their last game versus a 16 they beat hampton by 36...

Are we talking about tennis? Tennis? You got to be kidding me...tennis? Said using Jim Mora's voice

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

You know that when they lay an egg in NCAA sports that people actually care to watch constantly, they have to switch to the sports that don't even get picked up on ESPN8.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

As someone who follows college tennis... Until about 3-5 years ago, UVA was the school who was laughed at for never having post season success. So many #1 seeds and regular season championships, but limited post season success.

Twitter me

Yo what the actual fuck this is hilarious

It was so bad, it felt like 3 shitty performances.

Somehow I think that's an insult to shit! Hahahaha

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

UMBCs Jairus Lyles' parents are both lolUVA grads!!!!!! Could this possibly get any better?!?!?!

EDIT: Jairus not Jarius... my bad!

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What if I told you Jai is about the nicest kid you could meet? I supervised him at work.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

Thats great... he's got the respect and love of Hokie Nation tonight!!!

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He deserves every second on limelight and more. He is an amazing young man.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

I read this in the 30 for 30 voice

What if I told you....

One man....

Would make a nerd school...

Care about sports....

ESPN presents: The bestest bois.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

This could be an even bigger program killer than Appalachian State over Michigan. Bennett still has the pieces, but no one has ever had to come back from a loss like this.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

"Oh ya, well we don't even like basketball. WAIT 'TIL BASEBALL! C'mon guys, help me out...WAIT 'TIL BASEBALL!!!"

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

The one dude I know who graduated from UMBC is suddenly a huge hoops fan hahahah.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

On the one hand, bathing in an unending stream of Hoo tears. Pretty good.

That said, that UMBC fan base is gonna be miserable to hang out with now.

Strikes and gutters, man.

You're the only ones that I can talk to about this, you guys.

I will gladly hang out with them! Where are they at so I can go buy them all a round?

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

And to think I was pissed about Arizona last night because I thought their loss all but guaranteed a Final Four for Virginia. Or at least an Elite 8

"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

"F*ck yo brackets!!!!!"
-UMBC

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

Lmao, this one from le sabre:

I told my wife she can't have guests over this Sunday because of our game.

#FUENTEenFUEGO
Waho's suck
Uva swallows

Who goes over to a loluva fan's house anyway?!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Always a leg for Bernie.

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

Joe, for the love of god... please jump on this moment and put together a commemorative t-shirt... I'll buy two.

#quitcussin'

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I never met a project that couldn't justify a new tool.

Can we get a UMBC giftory?

1-0 every week

I second that. A witty T-Shirt commemorating this occasion similar to Decade of Dominance would sell like Girl Scout cookies in Boulder, CO.

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

just ordered a UMBC shirt and hat...

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I never met a project that couldn't justify a new tool.

Any idea how much Vegas lost tonight?

The line was -20

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Well... They got the line right... Just not the favorite

"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

My boys are at a book on Fremont St. and said the money line was +2000.

I'm sure some people took a flyer and are having a good time right now

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Well now can everyone start talking about this and leave Curry in the read view mirror?

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November 23rd....They will hear it

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

UMBC....clap....clap...clap Clap Clap!

I am fully aroused

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

1-0 every week

Fuck it.... this is my next tattoo.

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You should screenshot The Sabre right now and get THAT tattoo!

We put the K in Kwality

Ho. Lee. Shit. I didn't even pick it in my complete homer bracket. I would say this blackens the other eye in the history of UVa's basketball program!

Come to Blacksburg and see what the Hokie Pokie is really all about

There was a point in the second half where the game was still in reach where Jerome got the outlet with numbers and... he walked it up. UVA had the horses to run them off the court, and Bennett just refused to budge from his preferred pace. I'll never understand it

Live report: I just left the stadium. It was nuts!! UVA fans were shellshocked and all talking about how to sell their Sunday tickets....oh yea, and they didn't even show up until just as the game started....loving it

Holy fuckstick what I'd give to have been there! Being there to witness that as a Hokie fan is right up there in the top moments of VT sports history. You lucky, lucky bastard, happy St. Pattys Day!!

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At least they got there before the team showed up.

The team was there at the tip, they just left early to beat the traffic.

Just got done with a troll stroll through the streets of uptown Charlotte. My VT guys and I immediately headed to the bars as soon as the clock hit 0. I just wish I'd scalped a ticket after halftime. The complete shock and awe raging in those fans. It feels like Christmas came early. It feels like we made it into the Final Four. After tonight, I can love again.

Overall #1 seed UVA just lost to #16 seed UMBC by 20 points. Let the Hokies in the assembly say "Fam"

F A M !

Chem PhD '16

Pack it in everyone. We'll never see a less self aware comment than this.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

University of Kentucky has a Baltimore County satellite campus?

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

"I'd rather be sophisticated..." Let me stop you there.

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

And what, LOLUVA is Dunk City or something? Please.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Previously:
Loluva "fan": hey Chokie! You guys lost to JMU
Me: F*** Off!

Now:
Loluva "fan": hey Chokie! You guys lost to JMU
Me: remember when you were the #1 overall seed in March Madness and become the only #1 to ever lose to a #16, and you lost by 20. ...hey, where did you go?!?!

We put the K in Kwality

How to shut down a UVA fan in 4 letters.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

"Ya, but we're really good at tennis. We don't even like revenue-generating sports anymore."

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

Can we come up with a chokies like term for uva?

I think it UVA.

Thanks, Hulk.

You're the only ones that I can talk to about this, you guys.

How about UVA?

Or France?

We put the K in Kwality

I'd go with the kiss method. Only 4 letters will ever be needed:

UMBC

Can't wait for this chant when the Hokies host the hoos in Lane next year.

You got fetched bitches! Take all of your sweater vests, Zima, arrogance, and most of all your mediocrity and shag your asses back to my great home state and watch that 16 seed play on.

...and we were complaining we didn't know how to play as a favorite.

We put the K in Kwality

And not making adjustments. Bennett had his guys walking the ball up the court down double digits with under 8 to go.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

#EmbraceThePace

I think my Quit Cussin shirt is magical. I put it on and UMBC went on a run to start the 2nd half

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

when did you receive it? still waiting on mine.

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I never met a project that couldn't justify a new tool.

Got it in the mail on Friday! Though I live in northern VA, so it arrived quickly.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

The term "Chokies" will never come out of a UVA fan's mouth ever again.

Oh yes it will...which is what makes them so insufferable.

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

Is this Clemsoning?

We put the K in Kwality

UVA has ascended to a higher plane of choking beyond Clemsoning

FAM! I feel like a Super Bowl champ tonight. FUCK UVA, FAM!

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

What is hilarious is that they blew that one too!

I just...really like watching UVA suffer. It just makes me so happy.

It's times like this where I understand why I'm not rich. Because if I was, I'd totally hire a pilot to flyover UVA's campus and paper it with "16 over a 1" pamphlets.

"That was a thorough butt whooping"- Tony Bennett

They should've cut down the nets.

We put the K in Kwality

The mods on the college basketball reddit are savage.

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

I would wear that on a tshirt to every Tech/LOLUVA matchup till I die. No matter the sport. I would also want the words "shock and awe" along with a Velcro patch to update the years we've dominated their asses in football.

I think that should be the next TKP shirt. It's simplistic and gets the point across. It's perfect.

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

I wonder if any of this is on Twitter /s

We put the K in Kwality

Nobody is going to blow them out

-dcwilson40

Is 21 the cutoff for a blowout? Keep it at 20 and you're good?

Don't start with DC i like to have a peaceful thread

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We'll have to give UMBC a pass

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

I think this has universally revoked their right to use the 'Chokies' tag on us ever again for eternity.

Just remember... UMBC lost to Albany by 44 points...

March. Mothafuckin. Madness.

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Quit cussin'!

1 seeds now 135-1 all time vs 16 seeds

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VT Marketing Class of 2009
Current Roanoke-Hokie
Go Hokies!

You're the only ones that I can talk to about this, you guys.

You're the only ones that I can talk to about this, you guys.

You're the only ones that I can talk to about this, you guys.

Everyone's been saying this is the biggest upset in NCAA history... But I beg to differ and I don't mean to blow it out of proportion but....

This might be the biggest and most humiliating upset in all of sports history.

VT Marketing Class of 2009
Current Roanoke-Hokie
Go Hokies!

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They're really just competing with themselves here between this and Chaminade.

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

The Miracle on Ice might be the only thing in UVA's way of claiming that crown... But this is definitely on par with it.

VT Marketing Class of 2009
Current Roanoke-Hokie
Go Hokies!

1. Leicester City winning the Premier League

2. Miracle on Ice

3. UMBC over UVA

This will never not get a leg from me.

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Thanks! At first I read this wrong and thought to myself, "Oh my God. Did this poor guy get thrown of a horse himself?"

I think it adequately describes the #fail and #derp associated with LOLUVA's performance (or lack thereof).

I think I know how to get my UVA boss back for his constant shit talking since the season began, offer to take him to lunch then say it's on me because of the time UVA got their asses whooped

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

I'm gonna get me some little Caesars april 2ND

I want to taste dirty A stinging pistol In my mouth On my tounge

I swear to drunk, I'm not God

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

you sir have a great signature

I swear to drunk, I'm not God

From France:

Like it or not, it does diminish the season -- SPYCAV 03/17/2018 04:34AM

No shit Sherlock!

Year 3 is coming up!

Arizona: We just lost to a 13 seed.
UVA: Hold my Zima...
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UVA UMBC only has to beat a 9 seed to get to the Sweet 16.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

I didn't record this, does anyone know if this is replaying on any station? I couldn't find it. I would pay good money to see this!

cbs sports right now

I swear to drunk, I'm not God

Crud, only caught the last 2 minutes. Anyone know when a full replay is going to happen?

ESPN Classic for eternity

ESPN Classic The mind of every Wahlose coach, player and fan for eternity

There, that's better

You're the only ones that I can talk to about this, you guys.

He seems receptive to the question.

Danny Coale Caught That Ball!!!

pass the salt...

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Danny Coale Caught That Ball!!!

I can't wait until they are asked that question every press conference prior to the season.

"How are y'all moving past being the first number 1 seed to lose to a 16 seed."

Or some version of it.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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To be honest this part of the thread ruined this for me.

Loved UVA losing but acting this happy about 18-22 year olds having this rubbed in their face on video is disappointing.

They're just kids. As much as I hate UVA I don't wish that kind of heartbreak on any individual.

Yep, really shows the hypocrisy of some users here but I guess that's part of being a sports fan

As long as no one makes it personal about a individual then I'm fine with it. If a reporter asks a kid what they did wrong etc then it crosses the line. But asking how the team will move on, it's all good.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Honestly, I do feel bad for those kids. That L is a tough one to take. I just thought his response to the question was kind of funny.

Danny Coale Caught That Ball!!!

I think some of us are delighted in the loss because of the smugness of loluva...I for one can't imagine the weight of a loss like that, nor would I ever delight in an injury to a rival team's player.

It is a game after all and we get "beat up" about our 1 and 35 or whatever against top 5 ranked teams in football ALL THE TIME.

Like their coach said, "it stings"...well you own it loluva!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

I think some of us are delighted in the loss because of the smugness of loluva

This.

If, say, Kansas or Xavier had been the 1-seed to be upset, it would be fascinating. Kind of in the same way Syracuse became the first 2-seed to be upset back before anybody cared about Syracuse. Like "Hey, that's interesting." The fact that it was LOLUVA that lost makes this 1,000,000x more delicious.

Idk it's the blessing and the curse of being a high profile athlete. They got the media glory for the regular season. Now they get the shit for playing poorly. I don't see how this is any different than a pro being asked stupid questions after a heart breaking loss

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You're right, but I think what people are reacting to is the abject disappointment of Ty Jerome upon realizing that the question is being asked, will always be asked, and that we now live in a world where that question even exists.

We know that pain. We know that it's about as low as you can get. We would not wish it on anyone. And I think it's difficult for some of us to watch our fellow TKPers take such delight in the utter despair being experienced by a fellow human being. He deserves our love and our empathy.

And if he wanted that, he should have chosen a different school.

Fuck him. Hoo tears are delicious.

You're the only ones that I can talk to about this, you guys.

Ha, you had me going there for a second.

Recruit Prosim

I really don't want to be the type of person who gets more joy from others failures than from my success...

But today I am.

Holy shit y'all. I was so tired after work yesterday I passed out before the game even started. It's also amazing I didn't wake up during it because I got about 900 texts and 4 missed calls. THIS IS THE BEST DAY!

3/16/2018--On this day in history, UVA became the first 1 seed to lose to a 16 seed in the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament

Same here best thing to wake up to ever

I swear to drunk, I'm not God

I was awakened this morning by the sound of drops hitting my bedroom window. This window seldom gets hit by rain.

The only explanation can be that the hoo tears are changing weather patterns.

UVA actually had more fans at their spring game than tournament wins.

I'm gonna put this on a t-shirt myself if I have to.

I think I might design and make a shirt that has the retriever with sabres logo on the front with 74-54 under it. On the back would be a bunch of classic UVA sayings and insults, crying Jordan head on Cavman, and other such stuff.

Even NPR is dragging UVA

Chem PhD '16

It was my first night home for spring break, so all my hometown friends and I got drunk and got in the hot tub. When I got out, my phone was absolutely blowing up, but I was too drunk to comprehend what was going on. Just watched highlights of the game in a hungover stupor. This is perhaps the best I've ever felt with a hangover.

Marshall University student.
Virginia Tech fanatic.

This is the best thing I have seen on this glorious Saturday morning. LOLUVA

My wife and kids have been begging for a dog for over a year....

This morning I agreed we could get a Chesapeake Bay Retriever.

Sober advice: I recommend you spend some time with the breed before you get one.

I've had them the last 20 years, and currently have two. I hope you are aware that *they aren't labs*. Similarity ends at the general description.

Having said that, Chesarab kennels has some pups about to hit the ground.

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I never met a project that couldn't justify a new tool.

I actually grew up (15 years) on the Eastern Shore of Virginia where the Chesapeake Bay Retriever is a very popular breed, so I have spent a lot of time around them.

I'll check out Chesarab kennels.

I get your TKP handle now! Also your profile picture is awesome and perfect for your handle.

Thanks, I think that image came from reddit or twittit or something like that.

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I never met a project that couldn't justify a new tool.

You guys this actually makes me feel completely better. I can't stop laughing. I feel joyful from sideburn to chin hair. Today is a good day.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

The term "upset" has lost all definition for me as acknowledge this victory by UMBC is college baskeball's defining upset, but it is anything but upsetting to me.

Haha! Someone suggested @UMBC and @Wendy's should have a tweet-off. Wendy's response?

ESPN Sports Center only has one message this morning...

Is it football season yet?

My coffee even tastes better this morning... I can't put my finger on it... but it just tastes better. I'm giving it a 5 out of 5 sad lolUVA fans, because:

Bacon strips &
bacon strips &
bacon strips &
bacon strips

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

From the Sabre, I'll just leave this right here... #keepingitclassy

Lotta those UMBC kids learned BB on playgrounds not high end prep schools.

or national teams overseas. When the game turned into run and gun, they could relax, take off and fire away. They were at home and we weren't .

Edit: Link: https://virginia.sportswar.com/mid/10078647/board/basketball/

Is it football season yet?

Ah yes. They didn't reciprocate our high-end prep school style of basketball. Instead of getting dragged into a low class, playground style game, we took the high road (and loss) with our noses held high.

Ah Carruthers I feel a fainting spell coming on

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Reminds me of The Patriot when the British are all pissed the American rebels don't just line up and volley back and forth honorably with them

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Fact-checking the salty Hoo:
Eight of UMBC's players went to private school, and another one of them (Daniel Akin) DID play for England's national junior team.

Furthermore, if you're LEARNING basketball in high school, it's too late.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

I'm shocked at the lack of golden retriever gifs. C'mon TKP! I expect more from you! At least TKP didn't lose to a 16 seed.

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

its because UMBC are Chesapeake Retrievers...

I swear to drunk, I'm not God

This guy fucks.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

I'm going to take credit for the UMBC win. My wife and I adopted a Chesapeake Bay Retriever from the shelter last week. It's obvious that when he arrived home and saw all the VT swag, he immediately developed a dislike for UVA. With his dog ESP, he then transferred those negative waves up to Maryland to help out the team.

outstanding sir... best of luck with your rescue!

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I never met a project that couldn't justify a new tool.

But I thought the Retrievers were all Golden this morning?

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Chesapeake Bay retriever, such a good boy 🐶

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

They're all good boys bront

#thingsiblamethemvsfor

16/1

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

If I'm ever in Blacksburg and I see someone wearing UMBC swag I'm buying them a Rail to thank them for their service.

I found TKP after two rails from TOTS then walking back to my apartment and re-watching the 2012 Sugar Bowl. I woke up the next day with this username.

You'll have to join me at Ballast Point in Roanoke one of these days. There are always some YahLose there. My shirt arrived!!!

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I never met a project that couldn't justify a new tool.

UMBC needs to make a run of #16 basketball jerseys. I would consider getting one for trolling purposes.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

And since no one in college can wear any number containing the digits 6 through 9, no chance of infringing upon someone's image for profit.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Is the number rule really a thing? I find that pretty interesting. Any story to why it exists?

I think it's so the refs can signal the players number more easily to the scorers

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

Its because the refs signal the number of the players to the scoring table with their fingers, anything more than five fingers would get confusing because then six fingers could mean "15" or "6"?

This is correct, according to the Google.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

schaudenfruede (or however the fuck you spell it) never felt so good. Their tears taste so sweet.

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

135-1

UVA gloated so much and wanted the respect for having that #1 next to their name, luckily this #1 will stick with them for decades and not just a few weeks.

VT Marketing Class of 2009
Current Roanoke-Hokie
Go Hokies!

135-1

UVA gloated so much and wanted the respect for having that #1 next to their name, luckily this #1 will stick with them for decades and not just a few weeks.

VT Marketing Class of 2009
Current Roanoke-Hokie
Go Hokies!

135-1

Loluva got confused about what "And 1" is supposed to mean in basketball.

I was having a somewhat shitty morning. Then I decided to jump on over to TKP, found this thread, and damn, I happy as a lark again. I am pretty sure this UVA loss will offer decades of quick pick-me-ups. Short of some severe health issue (God forbid), no matter how bad things look from my point of view, they'll never be #1 UVA losing to #16 UMBC bad.

It's just so perfect. It's so perfect, in fact, I haven't even needed to say anything to a few UVA grads I know. It is unspoken. They know.

This.
Thank you TKP, you beautiful bastards.
I vote this thread is stickied, so it's the 1st thing always for the rest of eternity.

Enjoyed this detailed breakdown of their loss from a few days ago.

I much preferred this breakdown:

"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay