Who doesn't love puppies!?

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I love puppies.

The catch22 of this whole situation. The golden retriever is by far the most recognizable retriever so you're sure to get a "hey that's a retriever. Oh I get it" but it's not UMBC's mascot. The Chesapeake bay retriever is UMBC's mascot, but you put up pictures of those and all you'll get is "a dog, so the hell what?"

Trolling well can be hard sometimes.

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Really? Sure looked like a golden to me, but I like Chessies way more anyway, so I'm cool with that. I know little about them other than the ones I've been around, but I didn't know they came in yellow. Learn something every day.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

TOO MANY PUPPIES!!!!!

I want to taste dirty A stinging pistol In my mouth On my tounge

No such thing

Primus song

I want to taste dirty A stinging pistol In my mouth On my tounge

Maybe he was responding with the John Mayer song.

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Thought about doing something similar (and did when we beat them) for my fave LOLUVA coworker, but I decided against it. Instead I plan on doing absolutely nothing knowing that SOMETHING...ANYTHING will be expected. And by not doing anything all day, he will be tortured with the suspense.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used."
- The BoD

Didn't make it half way through the day before he came to me asking, "So, you aren't going to give me shit about Friday?" To which I responded with boisterous laughter.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used."
- The BoD

It's nice when you can train them to come to you for the hazing.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used."
- The BoD

I think Monday is "Bring a retriever to work" day...

Puppies or kittens?

All the cake people will pick kittens.

Year 3 is coming up!

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Let's not start a war now

I want to taste dirty A stinging pistol In my mouth On my tounge

I am Team Cake, but also firmly on Team Puppy. I hate cats. Cats are the preferred pet of UVA fans.

Is that because they are a bunch of pussies? Team Puppy for me.

Team puppy, got a bunch of them right now.

I am taking them all

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

FIFY:

All the cake UVA people will pick kittens.

Fuck Cats.

Twitter me

#teamcake #teamBud #teamFu

Sometimes I like to leave off the /s just to mess with people.

Hmm

I want to taste dirty A stinging pistol In my mouth On my tounge

...ah...

Pu...

Nevermind.

You can't deny that pussy pie!

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

3/16/2018--On this day in history, UVA became the first 1 seed to lose to a 16 seed in the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament

That's the beauty of Team Dessert, I like both.

So, re: puppies v kittens, I'm firmly on Team Aww

Team aww FTW

I want to taste dirty A stinging pistol In my mouth On my tounge

Whosa-boo-boo 💋 💋 💋

We put the K in Kwality

You won't deny my puppy baskets!

We put the K in Kwality

Putting "Beware of Dog" signs around the office tomorrow. That'll keep the Hoos in check

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Pat Narduzzi hates puppies...Fuck Pat Narduzzi

I don't love puppies.
I know they're tender and therefore should be cooked quickly with high heat, I just can't quite get the knack.

Well, how do you cook them? Don't tell me you eat them raw. That's just gross.

And don't even get me started on puppy chow. Making them into cannibals, that's just not right.

Are the pastries made out of dogs?
Is a dog baking pastries?
Are the pastries just for dogs?

What if it's all three?

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used."
- The BoD

Maybe if you slice them thin and pit them on a stick like Yakitori.

Sounds like a punk band.
Roadkill puppies.

"I Hate Puppies"

Said no one ever.

....Except @Egbert

Hey. let's get this right.
I did not say I hated puppies.
I said I couldn't figure out how to cook them properly. HUUUUUUUuyuuuuge difference.

Thought I'd photoshop what UVA fans must have felt like today.

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

How did nobody figure out UMBC has a spy inside UVA! Their admissions is run by a puppy named mister Peabody. It's all making sense now.
http://uvaapplication.blogspot.com/

FOSTERS: Australian for defense