Ask TKP: What's the dumbest or most inaccurate thing you've overheard at a Virginia Tech game?

The above questions is inspired by the below tweet.

I was originally thinking football games, but any game the Hokies played in is fair. Provide the game, and the stupidness.

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You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
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Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

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"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

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Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.

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The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

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I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

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Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

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The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

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"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

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2023 Season Challenge: TBD
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2023 Season Challenge: TBD
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The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

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"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

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No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

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Hokies, Local Soccer, AFC Ajax, Ravens

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Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

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Old sigline: I've been cutting back on the drinking.

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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To you from failing hands we throw
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A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

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21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

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Old sigline: I've been cutting back on the drinking.

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Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

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Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, the Hound, Jeff Jagodzinski, Paul Johnson, Pat Narduzzi.

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Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

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Virginia Tech would walk right up to you and punch you in the neck. They're just tougher. Cowherd 3:16

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You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

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Virginia Tech would walk right up to you and punch you in the neck. They're just tougher. Cowherd 3:16

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Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

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Old sigline: I've been cutting back on the drinking.

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Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

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Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

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I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

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I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

His decision was made after a phone call with longtime Virginia Tech assistant coach Bud Foster. All Foster told him was, "We win. They don't."

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There is nothing in the world like Thursday night in Blacksburg!

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it." - K

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"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

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The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

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"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

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I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

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I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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‘Boy, wake up, we’re going over the mountain,’ and that was code for we’re going to watch Virginia Tech play football today,'

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‘Boy, wake up, we’re going over the mountain,’ and that was code for we’re going to watch Virginia Tech play football today,'

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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"But first...you gotta get speed. Demon speed. Speed's what we need. We need greasy, fast, speed!"

Penchant for buggery