EFF UVA

PLEDGE YOUR SWORD AND JOIN ME HERE.

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We put the K in Kwality

Hokies!

Good season or a complete abortion:
SCREW THE HOOS

VT '10, Born & Raised in the 804.
Rockin the Bakken.

As much frustration as we are experiencing this season, let's ensure UVA has just a little bit more. GO HOKIES!

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Yup, eff them with great enthusiasm.

Let's play swords. Now or never for the good guys. I'll be there screaming my bourbon strained vocals off.

For those who have passed, for those to come...reach for excellence.

ummmm play swords? no thanks, well leave for the UVA locker room. no need to bring that kind of tradition here.

#Bapn ain't EZ

Wanna win put boobie in! Let boobie spin coach!

A day may come when our dominance of the LOLUVA fails, when we forsake our gobbles and break the bonds of Hokieship. But it will not be this Friday.

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

I loathe uva more than anything or anyplace. Eff'em real good!

Our best game this year was a short week. Think there's a big one coming!

We put the K in Kwality

That's what she said!

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I'm going to assume you don't mean ODU, although I'd take the "score over 30" part.

If you're reading the above post and thinking, "is this guy serious?!?," you can safely assume I'm not.

W&M

We put the K in Kwality

No, our worst performances of the year came on long weeks (ODU and GT). If we beat Marshall then we need to advocate for a Dec 8 bowl game.

Pledged:

[ ] not my sword

[X] my sword!

I would be about this if I hadn't just watched a 5 loss Miami team look like their preseason ranking against us.

Miami's defense is legitimately good, if not elite. They are #10 in S&P+ rankings, allowing 17.2 points per game.

Easily best unit on the field tonight

Circle the wagons do whatever is necessary to win...as always this applies!!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

It would be something else if the worst Hokie team in 25 years keeps the streak going. That would make the win so much sweeter.

I mean, that already happened, 3 times. The main difference this year is that we're even worse, and they're actually functional for once.

Is Sally Hemmings bae?

FUCK UVA. HONK IF YOU LOVE BEER. RIVERMILL HAS CERBOMBS.

All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.

Hit the pace car?

Hit the pace car!

What for?

Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect!

OMG....

All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.

Hit the pace car?

Hit the pace car!

What for?

Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect!

This sounds like the reaction of a man rereading his initial post in the light of a new (and sober) day.

“Also, a microwave has never danced it's ass off to Jackie Wilson.” - AssPocketFullOWhiskey

I have no memory of posting that.

All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.

Hit the pace car?

Hit the pace car!

What for?

Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect!

I may have partaken in a couple cerbombs myself at Rivermill on Saturday. Those things are delicious and rivermill was pouring the Guinness heavy in the glasses.

Rivermill was packed and apparently had their busiest weekend ever. PK's was also packed. It was an old people weekend downtown.

All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.

Hit the pace car?

Hit the pace car!

What for?

Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect!

Virginia Tech Class of 2013
Mining and Minerals Engineering

Sailing the Eastern Seas....on a ship filled with sand....

Wahoos suck...but VT football is worse...I'll be in Vegas to put my money where my mouth is...you dont lose when betting against VT no matter who the coach is

So that means we win for sure, right?

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

This feels like when you're a kid and your dad kicks your butt at basketball for an hour like 84-6.

Then you say "OK next basket wins."

If somehow we win Friday:
the UVA streak lives another year and the bowl streak lives at least another week.

EFF the odds, EFF analysis of how the teams have played recently, EFF attrition, EFF leaving early for the NFL and most of all EFF UVA!!

"The Cup is going nowhere MIkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Nothing would make me feel better than beating UVA this game. They want it. They know this is their best shot in 20 years.

Remember when Beamer's last year was the best shot to win in 20 years???

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

You know me, dude.

I'm all about Fuck UVa.

Leonard. Duh.

As much as I hate the stripes, time to bring them back. Burn these unlucky POS unis. Burn these POS unlucky matte helmets. Get those done, and I'll pledge you my sword.

(At least until I get a better offer. That's what sell swords do.)

I'm in!

I'll be watching every second of it.

Nothing would be sweeter than beating them on Friday.

For fans who want change and think that a loss to UVA would bring about that change, you do not want that. You do not want their fans to spew out whatever has been building up inside their heads for the last 14 years.

Think back to the 2012 season. At this point it was obvious VT had a major problem in the playcalling department. Stinespring had given up his duties as playcaller to O'cain, but it got worse somehow. VT was 4-6 heading into the final two games. They managed to win both keeping the UVA and bowl streak alive, but we still wanted change. I remember thinking before that bowl game against Rutgers that in a perfect world, Tech will win this game but look absolutely horrible on offense doing it. That's exactly what we got. Then we got change.

Obviously that change didn't work out longterm quite like we had hoped. While I believe Loeffler is a more capable offensive mind than Cornelsen, I still would like to forget some of the offensive (pun intended) performances in his time at VT.

Basically what I'm saying here is that there are ways for Tech to win this game that will still bode well for future changes. I'm not sure how loyal Fuente is to his guys, but it's pretty well documented at this point that Cornelsen still thinks he's playcalling at a G5 school.

Let's keep this UVA streak alive, and let's hope it's ugly. If it's not ugly, let's hope the ensuing game against Marshall is ugly.

I honestly don't give a shit about the bowl streak at this point. Whatever happens against Marshall happens, and I'm sure it would make a for a fun Saturday night in Huntington if the Herd win. This UVA streak means something to me, though. I was a first grader when I first started watching Hokie football. That season was 2004. I have not witnessed VT lose to UVA once in my entire VT fanhood. I want it to stay that way.

Marshall University student.
Virginia Tech fanatic.

You don't want to experience the smugness of loluva football fans, trust me!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

But then we can say "just wait till basketball season" right?

VT Marketing Class of 2009
Current Roanoke-Hokie
Go Hokies!

I want us to win but I am slowly accepting the reality that Virginia isn't going to just beat us, they are going to fully embarrass us this week. They have 15 years of frustrations, 15 years of our shit talking to pay us back for, and they are going to do it. We just aren't a good enough team to do anything about it.

"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

And UVA is everything VT football used to be. They are fundamentally sound, physical, disciplined. They have an identity, while this Hokie squad has no identity at all.

Things could get ugly on Friday.

Is it football season yet?

Then we go down like the 300 Spartans. The streak has to end eventually, but we don't have to be resigned to our fate. Time to rage against the dying of the light.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

THIS!

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

This. I don't want to see this team give up like I've seen throughout the season. Streak or not we can't just let UVA waltz in and take the cup.

I've got a whole bag full of swords if anyone needs an extra.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

AND MY AXE

Sad hoos are the best hoos

Bud/Wiles 2020

The last time UVA beat VT a 16 seed had never beaten a 1. I can't fathom a world in which we lose to them, it won't happen. We could go 1-11, but if the 1 is against them I'll rest easy for the next year.

Rip his freaking head off!

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

I was trying to figure out what the small headed gorilla was in the bottom left, weird place to cut his cape off. Also Reminds me Harambe was alive and well in 2003, RIP.

This graphic has never done it enough justice. Saddam Hussein was still alive 15 years ago. Think about how many players have played for us, beaten UVA, had a full NFL career, and retired since the 2003.

Rip his freaking head off!

My niece was born in 2002, so she was 1 the last time VT lost to UVA. My nephew was born in 2005. One wasn't alive the last time Tech lost to UVA, the other doesn't have a conscious memory of it.

I think that Tech gets their act together, their have been signs for the past couple weeks, and keeps at least that streak alive.

I post this every year, but did anyone save a copy of the "I Pledge" video from UVA back in like 2011?

LOLUVA committed to making "BEAT TECH" their mantra this year since fall camp started and they had their cutesy little paver breaking circle jerk. Thus far, they are 0-1 when playing a Tech. This weekend they will be 0-2.

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"I'll smoke it with you bro. We'll go to the loony bin together. I don't give a fuck!" - Dante

My favorite stanza of the Inferno.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

UVA? More like UV Ass, amirite

I know version 1.4 has had some bugs, but I still can't wait to see what new functionality they add to Decade of Dominace v1.5

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We're going to lose to UVa.

Unless we outscore them. That's the only way I can see- get into a "who has the ball last" type shootout with them, because they are going to chew our defense up. Can Corn/Fu put up 45 points? and match UVA's scoring. If so, that's the only way I see it,.

Can Corn/Fu put up 45 points? and match UVA's scoring. If so, that's the only way I see it,.

No.

Thank you, Next

Hokies United l Ut Prosim

VT has a talented team. They can beat UVA 1 play at a time.

"The Cup is going nowhere MIkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

we can win by 1 point on that obscure one-point safety for all I care!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

I see you 7LoP

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

A guy walks into a bar to watch the Tech-UVA game and has his dog with him.

He asks the bartender if the dog can be in there with him. "Why in the world should I allow that?" asks the bartender.

"Well, when the Hokies score he'll stand on his back legs and walk down the bar and back on just two feet. And when UVA scores, he'll walk on his front paws all the way across the bar, and back."

"That's pretty impressive," notes the bartender.

"Oh, that's nothing, when Tech wins, he'll do back flips down the length of the bar and back," the owner proudly proclaims.

"What will he do when UVA wins?" asks the bartender.

"Dunno, he's only 14 years old."

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

No more upvotes, leave at 14!!!!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

If you are a Poindexter.. and one of your best players was named Poindexter... then you are a Poindexter... ' point, match, game....

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding, dang my dang a long ling long....