NORTH CAROLINA FAM THREAD!

FAM! (My heart hurts.)

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Let's Go

HOKIES

MY ANUS MAY BE PERMANENTLY CLENCHED FAM

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

Can we get a Mad Max Fury Road alternate photoshop here?

"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

It's ironic, because his name is actually Max...

Not great, Bob


RIP, Gunny Ermey

VT '10, Born & Raised in the 804.
Rockin the Bakken.

FAM!! That was a terrific 3 minute football game!

Using /s is for cowards.

This must go plaid. Fam.

Bacon strips &
bacon strips &
bacon strips &
bacon strips

Well done, TKP... touche

Bacon strips &
bacon strips &
bacon strips &
bacon strips

Larry looked like he knew it (his job) was over in that last shot. GO HOKIES!

Miami was 0-1 this week.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Had it all the way

Give me that Fuente Bud hug in slow mo FAM!!!!

VB born, class of '14

That was a level 1,000 hug

Now slow mo with "my heart will go on"from titanic

Come to Blacksburg and see what the Hokie Pokie is really all about

Great minds.

Someone mentioned this last night - the thing I don't like about this was it was way too similar to Frank's 0-0 pose at the end of the wake game... worries me about where we are heading.

There is a big difference; Beamer was celebrating not losing, Fuente was celebrating a win..

This game straight up looked like a 1220 ACC Extra special.

BROUGHT TO YOU BY VALVOLINE AND BB&T AND BOJANGLES AND THE NC TOBACCO INDUSTRY AND VALVOLINE

"You know when the Hokies say 'We are Virginia Tech' they're going to mean it."- Lee Corso

That double Valvoline plug is 💯

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

A win is a win, no matter where it's been.
FAM

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

"Deserve's got nothin' to do with it."

DALTON MOTHER FUCKING KEENE

That's all I have to say

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

I sober puked because of this game...

You made it through that sober?!?!

Vols Fans are more delusional than LOLUVA

Hokie in Tennessee

Wasn't on purpose

Heck, I had to get liquor and I am normally a sober watcher.

When RAMBO caught the touchdown pass!!!

FAM!!!

Let's Go

HOKIES

YEAH WE MIGHT SUCK, BUT WHATEVER THAT WAS A CLASSIC FINISH WITH GUTSY PLAY FROM WILLIS.

GO HOKIES!

You guys can blame me for that. I took UNC +5.5. I figured we would win comfortably but UNC would score some stuff late to make it look closer than it actually was. I had no idea we'd have to pull off a miracle just to win the game. That was one play away from sending me to the ER for cardiac arrest. Sorry FAM.

18 plays for 98 yards. Took 6 minutes off the clock.

FAM

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

We're a military academy now FAM!

It's Time to go to Work

And about 6 years off my life!

I don't know what a Hokie is, but God is one of them!

We had 118 yards in the first half. That one drive was our entire first half.

LOOK, WE SUCK BUT THAT WAS ONE OF THE MOST IMPRESSIVE DRIVES I HAVE EVER SEEN.
18 PLAYS, 98 YARDS, 5:48 MINUTES AFTER AN ABYSMAL 59 MINUTES FAM

Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.

That would actually be 54 minutes. The last 5:48 were great!

The first couple of minutes were great.

On reddit, I couldn't even wish UNC fans good game because we all know that isn't true.

FUckiN Cheaters

FAM! Bradburn had 301 yards tonight.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Only THE Best Aussie Punter, ever!

VT '10, Born & Raised in the 804.
Rockin the Bakken.

Giftory request - Fuente tackling Bud, please.

Oh and FAM!

folks I've been sick for three days and had to miss this game in person, but this adrenaline is making me feel better!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Sole possession of 1st place fam. 😎

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Shots at my house for everyone!

SCHokie

Awesome! Just need that address one more time pls...

#FUENTEenFUEGO
Waho's suck
Uva swallows

The first drive was awesome. The last drive was awesome. Everything in between completely sucked.

A win is a win, but that game isn't going to be a win against many teams other than a complete garbage UNC squad.

The 3rd down Kumah catch on the middle TD drive was awesome too

I said when Kumah made that catch that he just saved the game.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

I said that Kumah may have just saved the bowl streak. We were dead at that point and that 1st down gave us some life

I NEED AN AMBULANCE!!! Let's go Hokies!!!

GO HOKIES!!

And West-by-god lost, THANK YOU!!!

Sean Stiffarm Savoy

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

I love how much our receivers look to abuse defenders once they turn upfield. You can tell their coach used to coach RBs.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

All hail the Orange God

Is it possible to watch this and not lol?

Damn it

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

Posting this again. Holy fuck, fam!!!

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used."
- The BoD

Lol I can't take this shit no more man. This season is taking years off of my life

Yup!

“Careful Man, There's a Beverage Here”

I don't know. I just don't know...

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

Um, fam? I guess

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When you're mad we played horribly but remembered we still got the W

The perfect gif.

#thingsiblamethemvsfor

FAM!

I found TKP after two rails from TOTS then walking back to my apartment and re-watching the 2012 Sugar Bowl. I woke up the next day with this username.

Why do I get the feeling someone cropped this to make her look naked?

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Because you're a pervert

Or maybe

Because I'm a pervert

Chick Patty w/ Cheese

THAT WAS WAY TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT FAM!!!

That team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

I'M STILL AMPED AT THAT FINISH FAM!

Let's Go

HOKIES

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???

#FUENTEenFUEGO
Waho's suck
Uva swallows

Must be a private message.

It's hilarious too. I wish you all could see it.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

#FUENTEenFUEGO
Waho's suck
Uva swallows

3-0 on the road in conference play no matter the score. Hopefully that kind of win brings some confidence to this team going forward. Bye week and bring on GT.

SLC

Ugh the GT game is going to be a heart attack in the making.

WE GOT OUTGAINED 375-524
OUTRUSHED 154-235
LOST TOP BY 30 SECONDS
AND ONLY ALLOWED 19 POINTS FAM.

Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.

ONLY STAT THAT MATTERS IS SCOREBOARD FAM!!!

That team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

Big plays or not Bud Foster made a silk purse out of a sow's ear in this game with all those stops on our side of the field.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

what

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

This one ranks right up there with the Russel Athletic bowl against Rutgers

No way - that actually set college football back by 30 years.

Are you thinking the Wake 0-0 game. Best gif ever. Worst game ever.

That's the game that immediately came to my mind. Like that game, this was a case of not being able to tell if I was happier for the win or happier for it to be over.

"That’s a stupid question. Next question."
-Corey Moore

That 4th down run by Willis with about a minute left.
I died then Jesus brought me back, then I died again! I need another drink or 10!

SCHokie

Sonyesman is my spirit animal.

NC2VT MOTHERFUCKERS

DOUBLE BARRELLED MIDDLE FINGERS ROLLING THROUGH THE TRIANGLE THIS WEEK

"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

It's Time to go to Work

In the stadium, when they announced that Dax made a stop, there were a lot of boos from the UNC folks. I proceeded to high five every Hokie within reach, BECAUSE FUCK THOSE GUYS.

Great win, but they can't all be done like this... right?

“Careful Man, There's a Beverage Here”

FAM

Is it football season yet?

Is it football season yet?

LOL

Give this team some orange slices and Capri Suns!

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

We are in first place of the Coastal....holy hell FAAM!

Okay so officially our defense sucks and our offense had trouble finding anything. But when it mattered, they won.

FAM!!!

The defense deserves a little heat for the big plays, but forcing 6 field goal attempts is nothing to shake a stick at.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Will give them that. The two missed field goals saved our bacon.

Sorry, but to Fencer's point, our guys not giving up on those big plays saved our bacon. I know that stat line doesn't look sexy, but the effort is there from the young guys. They will continue to be coached up and improve. Floyd played with heart last night, very impressive to watch.

Go Hokies

I'll let you all know when my blood pressure has returned to normal.

Spoiler alert: you'll be waiting a long time.

So sometime tomorrow if you are lucky.

Oy!

Anyone catch the look on Fedoras face after the game?

Hahaha eat shit, Larry

"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

Only one.

Edit: I thought you said 'match the look', but I'm going to leave this anyway.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

#FUENTEenFUEGO
Waho's suck
Uva swallows

Eh, that might've been the look of a man about to lose his job

"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

But I dont want him to lose his job.... He's so easy and fun to hate on...

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

FREE THE "STICK IT IN" CHANT!!!

He looked frickin' creepy. His eyes looked like 2 black holes...

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Trying to post fedoraface.gif. Not working.

FAM, God bless my liver by seasons end. FAM

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Didn't even get to watch it, cause I don't have ESPN U, but it was just as nerve wracking to watch it on my phone, as I kept refreshing, FAM! I had a terrible day and this made the day break even.

FAM!

"...I'm getting a little tired of hearing how good everybody else is..." -Coach Fu [This week: 1-0]

Same. I impaled my thumb on a rusted deck nail today but this win makes it feel marginally better. (Had my tetanus last year, luckily.)

FAM!

Danny Coale Caught That Ball!!!

This team will likely have more rough spots going through the ACC schedule. But, it is obvious that there are players on this roster just begging to break out in a big way. Hang on to your butts hokies.

"with all due respect, and remember I’m sayin’ it with all due respect, that idea ain’t worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin’ it on" - Ricky Bobby

How does one watch the postgame stuff?

Bud/Fuente hug is relationship goals

Outside its night time, but inside its LeDay

Hell, the wife and I don't even do what they did

You might want to try it. It can be a lot of fun. ;>)


@ Larry Fedora

It's going to be a weird season FAM, hold on to your butts.

HR got up to 129 on that drive. This shit will get after you.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

FAM! classic Hokie heart attack game! But more importantly the U lost to uva so we number 1 in the coastal FAM!!!!!

it was the unis!!!!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Nah, it was Bud's orange shirt.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Fam! That was an ugly-ass excuse for a football game but we somehow managed to please the football gods with that last drive and we pulled it out. I was semi-hyperventilating with that last touchdown and the ensuing seconds. I swear I am going to die watching football.... My best friend who doesn't really watch football (and works at UNC hospital) texted me after the game asking if the game stressed me out a little. (I am a very enthusiastic/loud/crazy football fan--always have been)

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Bud being tackled by Fuente is symbolic of the defense this season.

Is it football season yet?

epic

VT '10, Born & Raised in the 804.
Rockin the Bakken.

We need this set to the titanic theme.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

It's so much better with the sound so you can hear how Fuente jumped almost 12 full inches off of the ground to hug doc foster!

Guy must be packing an absolute unit

Chick Patty w/ Cheese

Fam! We undefeated in the ACC, showed some maturity and grit (I said "some") and now we get 12 days to hate on (Fuck) Paul Johnson!

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

FREE THE "STICK IT IN" CHANT!!!

Take that, UNCheat!

VT '10, Born & Raised in the 804.
Rockin the Bakken.

On the way home from the Halloween thing at Dollywood (where there were many Hokies) so we listened to the last quarter in the car... HOW IN THE WORLD CAN PEOPLE STAND TO LISTEN TO FOOTBALL ON THE RADIO REGULARLY?!? I still can't breathe properly.

A Hokie living in Tennessee.

I have 3 favorite teams. VT, Kentucky, and whoever the hell is playing Tennessee.

I almost crashed my car last time I listened to the Hokies on the radio.

Granted it was 1999 and the WVU game. So pretty intense. Literally almost drove off the highway.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

My throat hurts, my feet hurt, and my heart hurts after watching that in the stadium surrounded by 80 percent UNC. FAAAAAAAAM.

"Oi! What's a Horkie"
"I am ya Grot!"

"Horkies were made for two fings foighten' and winnen'" - Horkie Warboss

"That Gritty git doesn't exactly look like a Horkie, but by Gork and Mork it acts like one!"-Random Horkie Boy

Kind of UNC to leave the door open long enough for VT to get their act together.

The offensive playcalling varied from predictable to non-sensical....we won.

The secondary continues to completely blow coverages on a regular basis....we won.

The DL hasn't gotten any sustained QB pressure since W&M.....we won.

Haven't been able to run ball against nearly any ACC opponents....we won.

FAM, hope to continue to see this team grow, but feeling an ulcer coming on as I type this.

Our last drive and UNC's last play had me like:

Loop this forever

VB born, class of '14

North Carolina what the fuck thread

I need a bye week to recover.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

I think we all need a bye week after what happened in college football today.

"Oi! What's a Horkie"
"I am ya Grot!"

"Horkies were made for two fings foighten' and winnen'" - Horkie Warboss

"That Gritty git doesn't exactly look like a Horkie, but by Gork and Mork it acts like one!"-Random Horkie Boy

Fam? Fam.

Also, Willis reminded me of either Brett Favre or Tony Romo tonight. Not sure which, but I'm glad it worked out.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

JUST LIKE BASKETBALL!!!

I found TKP after two rails from TOTS then walking back to my apartment and re-watching the 2012 Sugar Bowl. I woke up the next day with this username.

FAM! I can't even.

Also, does this mean QP2 is our qb2?

No, but QP4 is our QB4.

Need a FAM thread because 247 gave me cancer

FAM!!

Keep calm, Gobble on

TSL will give you aids

FAM!
Watched on DVR so we can let the kids watch the 1st Quarter, get them to bed, and then yell at the TV in peace. I broke into the Bourbon in the 2nd quarter. I was convinced that we weren't going to pull this off at least 3 different times. Then they kept missing the field goals and we kept getting a stop. Amazing luck, Amazing effort.

Run to Win. Pass To Score
Josh Jackson on Ricky Walker - ““He is the captain of this team, He’s the leader. He’s the bell cow, the Pail Holder.“

FAM

Marching Virginians - Bassline

FAM, we sucked tonight and still beat UNC! God, I'm ready for a bye week......

Ryan Willis set to titanic music fam!!

There are wolves and there are sheep, I am the sheep dog

i have never been so terrified after a win. whatever FAM UP!

We're atop the coastal! All is right with the world!

**sees LOLUVA in the 2 spot**. WTaF?

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3-0 in the ACC. All wins have come on the road. Let the Hokies in the assembly say "Fam"

F A M

Ryan Willis led an 18 play, 98 yard drive that took 5:48 off the clock and culminated with the game-winning touchdown pass and two-point conversion. Let the Hokies in the assembly say "Fam".

F A M

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Hazelton broke his TD streak kept his streak of catches in the end zone alive!

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Really made me happy to see QP with a huge smile on his face after his first college action and his teammates around him cheering him on. Reminded me how happy these kids are just to get out on the field and play some football. Fam!

Can someone make a video of Fu and Bud falling to the ground embracing in slow motion set to Foreigner "I Want to Know What Love Is"?

With all due respect to the one created to Titanic...I think this one would break the internet.

Something that I think has gone unnoticed is that Savoy was our best receiver last night. He had his best game of the season. Maybe he will get more touches now.

I was yelling at the tv that last drive to give the ball to Savoy

Outside its night time, but inside its LeDay

If anyone has some video of QP on the field I'd appreciate a share. I didn't get the chance to see the game.

"...I'm getting a little tired of hearing how good everybody else is..." -Coach Fu [This week: 1-0]

Hokietapes has the game uploaded on youtube, QP come in at the 11 minute mark in the 3rd Q

Good call, MAN! That is a HUGE freshman QB. He towered over everyone on the field!

"...I'm getting a little tired of hearing how good everybody else is..." -Coach Fu [This week: 1-0]

QUINCAAYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am 99% sure Fuente took over the play calling on that last drive....

"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

I also still think he called the plays on the first drive of the FSU game. No concrete evidence on it, but he had a play sheet and looked like he was calling plays off it. We marched down the field with ease, taking exactly what the defense was giving us. Then seemed to stall out after that. I would really love to see him take over playcalling duties. Corny is struggling to find his footing right now.

The first drive is always scripted. Likely Fuente gameplans it with Cornelson during the week so you probably are half correct that Fuente was calling the plays in a technically correct sort of way.

Fuente took Corny's playbook like

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

If he did, he should keep it

Corny just ain't cutting it. If Andy Reid and Doug Pederson can make it work, so can Fuente.

"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

This might be a first for me but I am totally looking forward to a bye week

"Hamdog is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life"....Brian Carson from the Internet(s)

Agree completely. First time that I feel like I need a bye week. I'm sure the team does as well.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

I thought the team already had 2 bye weeks (Ecu & Odu)???

#FUENTEenFUEGO
Waho's suck
Uva swallows

This one was crazy, FAM! This is one crazy Fam!

I still cant get over the argyle... Such an intimidating pattern, especially when paired with baby blue. /s

“Careful Man, There's a Beverage Here”

I picked a good game to watch on my iPad out of the corner of my eye while at a cook out. After watching the first half replay last night, I realize how nice it was to only be half engaged with this game when it happened.

Halfway through the game I said I would jump in the pool if we won, because it didn't seem as if that was an option any longer. I jumped in the pool and it was in the 40's, FAM.

All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.

Hit the pace car?

Hit the pace car!

What for?

Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect!