I present Larry Asshat - A man alone with his thoughts

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can someone splice in black and white footage of clips of the game, a la the frank milkshake gif? That would be perfect.

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I don't know what the Frank milkshake gif is but this is my 6am version of what you asked for.

https://youtu.be/VEJyGbd5RoQ

Go Tech Go.

I love it

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Hahaha, that's pretty great.

Go Tech Go.

Heyoo that's my edit glad to see it is living on in infamy

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

It was bloody well done.

You're not TKPing hard enough.

Do you have a black and white TV?

He will brighten up after he gets his Buy-Out.. Green always looks better than Blue..

Jack R.

You know something, Jack Crow!

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

I see a job working for Nick Saban in his future.

Saban doesn't need any more interns

Vols Fans are more delusional than LOLUVA

Hokie in Tennessee

Saben's team is lighting up SEC defenses like this is some 3rd rate MAC opponent. His QB doesn't play in the 4th. Perhaps some other school.

The Dude Abides

Hello darkness my old friend

Taylor, looking desperately throws it deep..HAS A MAN OPEN DANNY COALE WITH A CATCH ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE FIVE!!!!....hes still open

"Oooooone is the loneliest number....."

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

FREE THE "STICK IT IN" CHANT!!!

๐ŸŽถ All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces ๐ŸŽถ

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

That's the look of a man seriously trying to convince himself that Rutgers is kinda nice this time of year.

โ€œYou got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.โ€
โ€• John Madden (describing VT's offense?)

btw, I move that we refer to Larry Fedora henceforth as "Lawrence Asshat"

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All in favor?

Aye.

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

Bud/Wiles 2020

โ€œYou got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.โ€
โ€• John Madden (describing VT's offense?)

But his name is Herbert.

We put the K in Kwality

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

OK, you wanna go there? Fine.

He shall henceforth be known as

Sir Herbert Lawrence Asshat
Purveyor of Nike apparel
Truther of CTE
Defender of academic ineptitude
Douchebag extraordinaire.

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This formal title is awesome.

"Sir Herbert Lawrence Asshat, purveyor of Nike apparel, truther of CTE, defender of academic ineptitude, Douchebag extraordinaire."

We might need to change it slightly so Sir Asshat can understand the big words.... How about "Sir Herbert Lawrence Asshat, dealer of Jordans, truther of CTE and head injuries, defender of stupidity, Giant Douchebag"?

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

We might need to change it slightly so Sir Asshat can understand the big words....

Nah, they'll hire a tutor to do that.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Sir Herbert Lawrence Asshat, first (and hopefully last) of his name...

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

Herbert Headcheeks

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

GUNTAR, this is amazing.

Obligatory

#FUENTEenFUEGO
Waho's suck
Uva swallows

My contribution:

Let's Go

HOKIES

Now I just wanna see the Gritty/Larry Asshat mashup. Who's in charge of such shenannigans around here?

โ€œYou got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.โ€
โ€• John Madden (describing VT's offense?)

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

Once again doing the important stuff.

All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.

Hit the pace car?

Hit the pace car!

What for?

Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect!

and then there are others out there... Doing things far greater than I:

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

Hahahaha I saw this too. I assume it was to take away from how bad their band was playing, and it worked. This shit is hilarious.

All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.

Hit the pace car?

Hit the pace car!

What for?

Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect!

As an owner of this t-rex costume, I highly recommend it. It was hilarious seeing the responses of people while I accompanied my kid during Halloween.

Let's Go

HOKIES

I have the Jabba the Hutt version of it and it's a piece of art.

All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.

Hit the pace car?

Hit the pace car!

What for?

Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect!

Let's Go

HOKIES

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

On the upside, at least he's there with all his friends.....

I was going to say that's the look of a man thinking he shouldn't have kicked so many puppies in his life.

But it's Larry Fedora, so he's probably thinking he must not have kicked enough puppies.

Whatever your players can get for their Jordans

"Thatโ€™s a stupid question. Next question."
-Corey Moore

"Yeah, this is Lawrence. What does 'with cause' mean? Does it get me more money?"

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.