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Gritty's origin story told in four parts.

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All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.

Hit the pace car?

Hit the pace car!

What for?

Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect!

Great that's some more nightmare fuel right there

I feed off of nightmares

"petin stoey" anagrams to "petty noise", which is also what you get when you read this comment aloud.

EDIT: THAT IS A RUDE EDIT, HOKIEFIREMAN, AND YOU KNOW IT

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No idea what you are talking about. I'm innocent.

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Was looking for a fireman with an ax gif to cut you down for using this and instead I found this and have to use it.

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for what it's worth, your edit is still spelled wrong and anagrams to Orgy Intros

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That's his last name.

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you edited from "petin stoey" to "orgin story".

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

And then I tried to play it off that it was Gritty's last name "orgin" as in this is the story or Gritty Orgin. Just trying to cover up for my typing/spelling errors.

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The Orgin Story says his actual name is Bernard Gritowsky, though.

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Justin Turner looks like shit.

You're the only ones that I can talk to about this, you guys.

Gritty is weird. Gritty is strange. Gritty is bizarre.

Gritty is the best thing to happen in sports in a long while.

I'm all about not taking oneself too seriously. Outside of the Hokiebird, obviously, the Philly Phanatic and San Diego Chicken are the two best mascots in sports, primarily because the people inside the costume and the teams they represent don't give a damn what they do. Gritty is allll about that and then some. The damn googly eyes are freakin hilarious, and apparently it also releases smoke from under the helmet, as I saw on Good Morning America today. Its so over the top its perfect.

"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

You forgot Jaxson De Ville. Made famous by a Tech Alum.

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Sir Purr in Carolina used to be portrayed by a former Hokie Bird, though it might be the same person who went down the Jacksonville.

"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

Curtis Dvorak Was there from 1996-2015 he is our local Hokie groups guest speaker this year.

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The UCSC Banana Slug mascot is such a disappointment.

Gritty is awesome. Looks like an offspring of a Broad Street Bully, long hair, mangled beard, and no teeth. Phanatic is still the best and I hate the San Diego Chicken.

"Oi! What's a Horkie"
"I am ya Grot!"

"Horkies were made for two fings foighten' and winnen'" - Horkie Warboss

"That Gritty git doesn't exactly look like a Horkie, but by Gork and Mork it acts like one!"-Random Horkie Boy

Nutsy is a pretty damn good mascot for the Flying Squirrels

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

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@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

OMG YALL

All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.

Hit the pace car?

Hit the pace car!

What for?

Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect!

The wonky eyeballs sold me on it they dont move in the pictures I had seen at first but this, this makes it so much better

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Even Gary Bettman couldn't be bothered to comment on Gritty when asked recently.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
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I love Gritty.

In Philly, we are all Gritty.

I might have to change my license plate to "Gritty" after this weekend embarrassment

Because starting it with "Sh" wouldn't pass obscenity rules.

Womp womp

Hey guys - Is this the weeks' Hatin' on thread??

Gritty rhymes with Shitty.

OK, OK...

The real question is if wasnick will switch to the Gritty beer from Busch

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

I'll try anything, once.

All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.

Hit the pace car?

Hit the pace car!

What for?

Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect!

I think those of us with brothers can confirm shooting each other with a T-shirt cannon qualifies as "Brotherly Love".

The Philly Union had their own new mascot as well. They had an "egg-hatching" at a museum or something or another. Not sure what the deal is with Philly and new mascots. Are the Eagles getting a new one, too?

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All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.

Hit the pace car?

Hit the pace car!

What for?

Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect!

It's the other bad teams besides the Phillies trying to stay relevant in the city, because they figure ugly ass mascots will distract from the horrible product on the field/ice.

And in Gritty's case, it's completely working. Talk about so bad it's good.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Finally found something worse than roboduck

There's a decent chance I know the person who Gritty absorbed to gain life. If that's the case we're in for some pretty good shit going forward. Once saw that person put someone through a table with a fairly epic body slam while in full mascot suit

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.

Hit the pace car?

Hit the pace car!

What for?

Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect!

"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

The Clemson tiger and Gritty have the same dealer:

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Dude has an impressive customer base

This is killing me

All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.

Hit the pace car?

Hit the pace car!

What for?

Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect!

It's the jiggling eyes right? Having the eyes move like that definitely a great idea for Gritty.

"Oi! What's a Horkie"
"I am ya Grot!"

"Horkies were made for two fings foighten' and winnen'" - Horkie Warboss

"That Gritty git doesn't exactly look like a Horkie, but by Gork and Mork it acts like one!"-Random Horkie Boy

Seriously yall. Flyers for the CUP!

All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.

Hit the pace car?

Hit the pace car!

What for?

Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect!

All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.

Hit the pace car?

Hit the pace car!

What for?

Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect!

This is the only thing more disturbing than Gritty's original head. I love it.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used."
- The BoD

All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.

Hit the pace car?

Hit the pace car!

What for?

Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect!

Gritty received votes in 46 states this past Tuesday.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

On one hand, I'm glad people are out voting. But it's disappointing to learn that people don't take it seriously

If a tree falls in Scott Stadium does it make a sound?

Well lots of people use write ins as just a strategy. Who they write down doesn't matter. I'd vote for Gritty out of pure hilarity

All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.

Hit the pace car?

Hit the pace car!

What for?

Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect!