OT: Can Koozie Giveaway

Alright folks, since the LOLUVA game is tonight, I thought I would try to unload an extra can koozie that I have laying around. I had these made for some Christmas gifts and ended up with an extra one:

"Don't let this beer distract you from the fact that #1 seed UVA lost to #16 seed UMBC!"

If you would like a shot at it, comment in the thread and I'll pick a random number during half time. You have to be willing to email your shipping address to me so I can mail it to you.

Edit to add: I'm going to allow multiple entries to make my life simpler. So if there are 100 comments, I'll plug that number into a random number generator and then however many comments that is from the top will be the winner, including replies.

Edit #2: tr237462 is the winner!

Note: I commented 12 times, so I excluded those comments from the total.

Email me your mailing address and I'll get this in the mail to you! Aflippin at vt dot edu

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Here for this

I would like to subscribe to your sweepstakes.

Personal experience has shown me that no quantity of beer can make you forget that fact.

Now, Cole, when you shift the gear and that little needle on the tach goes into the red and reads 9000 RPMs, that's bad!

So say most UVA students.

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

But bourbon on the other hand.....

"I regret nothing. The end." - Ron Swanson

I'm just saying, if you want to cut cost, shipping within Raleigh will be cheaper...

cough cough

"I regret nothing. The end." - Ron Swanson

Concur. I'll be there this weekend.

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

I need this for after-work beers with UVA fans. NEED I SAY

Achievement unlocked: All of the Fullers

"Sam Rogers is a college football icon" SB Nation

Thanks Frank!

Pick me...

I have UVA family that has been pissing me off lately so....good cause here

Absolute beauty of a can koozie

Oh yes please

Fine! But if I win, I'm emailing you a UVA fan's home address.

savage

Come to Blacksburg and see what the Hokie Pokie is really all about

"I regret nothing. The end." - Ron Swanson

Fuck UVa.

Leonard. Duh.

A random number

Got a couple UVA grads/fans in my office. This would be a glorious display.

Sign me up Scotty

They'll really get after ya

Danny Coale Caught That Ball!!!

I want to be on your Christmas list.

comment in the thread and youll pick a random #? so does this mean youll scroll down to that # in the comments or does that mean I need to put a # in the comments and that's how ill win? is this like the price is right the closest # wins?

#Bapn ain't EZ

Wanna win put boobie in! Let boobie spin coach!

Subscribe.

You are a wonderful person.

Twenty

Come to Blacksburg and see what the Hokie Pokie is really all about

I'll shoot my shot

This is great, I'm in. Go Hokies!

Fuck UVA

LolUVA

VT '10 #AllMaroonEverything

dilly

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

freaking

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

dilly

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

3 entries!

#Bapn ain't EZ

Wanna win put boobie in! Let boobie spin coach!

Edit to add: I'm going to allow multiple entries to make my life simpler. So if there are 100 comments, I'll plug that number into a random number generator and then however many comments that is from the top will be the winner, including replies.

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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I wasn't going to flood the thread lol

#Bapn ain't EZ

Wanna win put boobie in! Let boobie spin coach!

c-c-c-ombo breaker

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

nuts, you beat me by 4 seconds

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

downvote! FlippinHokie won't be able to see the grayed out comments as well and might skip over them!

Come to Blacksburg and see what the Hokie Pokie is really all about

Oh, now it's gettin good.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

so technically i could comment as many times as I want to give my self a better shot? I am a gentleman and a scholar and I will do no such thing.

I will, though

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

You could, but then I would laugh if you still don't win. *cough gobble gobble chumps cough*

now that you've commented, what happens if you win?

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

that makes sense, thanks

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

I would never....oops. I think I just did!

JP

Looks like you've changed the game.

Go Retrievers!

Let's Go

Hokies!

This post is even better now that you were one comment below the winning comment!

Come to Blacksburg and see what the Hokie Pokie is really all about

Sometimes my beer gets warm.

JP

were you a nursing major?

Come to Blacksburg and see what the Hokie Pokie is really all about

That's glorious. And if it helps my entry, I will pay for shipping. Not a bribe unless it works

Count me in. I need one of these , why not make it a limited edition, glorious stab at that hated school in Charlottesville...

There are exactly 4 of them in existence today. So I would definitely say it's a limited edition!

I am here for this as well.

But will it hold a Zima? Nevermind, real men (and women) don't drink Zima.

Friends don't let friends go to LOLUVA

Does Zima even come in cans?

Come to Blacksburg and see what the Hokie Pokie is really all about

you've never used a koozie for a bottle? I think ive been koozing wrong my whole life

#Bapn ain't EZ

Wanna win put boobie in! Let boobie spin coach!

I have, I even have bottle specific koozies, but I find the newer stainless vacuum type are just slightly too big and let he bottle rattle around and don't hold it well.

Come to Blacksburg and see what the Hokie Pokie is really all about

I've found that it depends on the size and shape of the bottle. They fit really great for the most part, but on some, yeah, they do rattle around a bit. But it does an EXCELLENT job of keeping the beer cold, whether it's a bottle or a can. Far superior to a regular foam koozie.

I always lose my beer koozies when I switch to liquor.

Hmmmm so even replies count, huh?

"I regret nothing. The end." - Ron Swanson

Yep

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Cheers to the Retrievers

Must. Have.

“You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.”
― John Madden (describing VT's offense?)

Yeee

I feed off of nightmares

This torture device would look great on my desk at work.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used."
- The BoD

Using /s is for cowards.

I found TKP after two rails from TOTS then walking back to my apartment and re-watching the 2012 Sugar Bowl. I woke up the next day with this username.

Now, Cole, when you shift the gear and that little needle on the tach goes into the red and reads 9000 RPMs, that's bad!

Depressed Marshall was the worst Marshall.

And that's a high bar to achieve

"I regret nothing. The end." - Ron Swanson

That movie legit walked me hand in hand through a tough breakup. It is a fantastic film.

Now, Cole, when you shift the gear and that little needle on the tach goes into the red and reads 9000 RPMs, that's bad!

Oh I was commenting on how much of a sad sap he became during HIMYM when Lily moved to SF.

And lets be real, the movie had him deciding between Mila Kunis and Kristen Bell. Like, there was no way he was going to lose on that one.

"I regret nothing. The end." - Ron Swanson

Hahah I mean I wasn't calling you out, just pointing out how much I love Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

And in the end Marshall and Ted were always competing for the best pity party. It one of the things that makes the show so good. That and the Blitz cause that shit is based on real life.

Now, Cole, when you shift the gear and that little needle on the tach goes into the red and reads 9000 RPMs, that's bad!

Ted, and it wasn't even close. Seriously, his character was created to be a series long pity party where he's just perpetually caught in his own emotions unable to really find any happiness in anything. Everything he did always had a hint of sadness to it.

Then again, maybe that's based on the fact that in the end, it ended up being a story where he was reminiscing about how he came to know his now dead wife.... but I don't even think the writers knew they were going to kill her off until they began writing the last season.

"I regret nothing. The end." - Ron Swanson

spoiler alert! I actually never watched the last season as it started to feel like whatever story they came up with to how Ted actually met their mother was going to be a letdown.

Come to Blacksburg and see what the Hokie Pokie is really all about

its been 5 years since the final episode. If you haven't seen it by now, that's on you!

"I regret nothing. The end." - Ron Swanson

I am actually glad you posted since now I know (sort of) what happened

Come to Blacksburg and see what the Hokie Pokie is really all about

disssss-qualified

Come to Blacksburg and see what the Hokie Pokie is really all about

Woof.

Seventy-two

Are you counting just comments to the post, or comments to the comments? Just in case it's the former, this is how I feel about my current koozie, and I need a new one...

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

Edited the OP, every comment and reply is an entry.. including this one!

Edit to add: I'm going to allow multiple entries to make my life simpler. So if there are 100 comments, I'll plug that number into a random number generator and then however many comments that is from the top will be the winner, including replies.

So everything here counts as an entry?

Bad mistake.

CLICK BAIT

@CraigThompsonVT

Koozie Bait.

This comment can't possibly win.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Maybe this one can (koozie)

Click here to destroy wall.

do I have a better change if I upvote all of your comments in this thread?

Come to Blacksburg and see what the Hokie Pokie is really all about

But how would I know the legs came from you specifically?

"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

im here for that sweet koozie, if chosen, i'll drink from it proudly

Comment.

Having a conversation with you is like a Martian talking to a Fungo.

#JustinTime

This is a reply to your comment.

"I regret nothing. The end." - Ron Swanson

You've got a friend in me....

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

I mean, I can just have another one made and send it to you if you really want one 😂

Nahhh don't waste it on them! None of them drink beer

Now, Cole, when you shift the gear and that little needle on the tach goes into the red and reads 9000 RPMs, that's bad!

That was my first thought too! Captain and coke doesn't come in cans, does it?

That doesn't make it right.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Oh I agree with you. I just want to make sure it is known, because, you know, more comments in the thread

This is one of the many reasons you are my friend! Nahh.. I was just joining in the game for the fun of it.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Just so you know. If selected, I will NEVER stop using this

The Dude Abides

Who is washing coozies, anyway?

Now, Cole, when you shift the gear and that little needle on the tach goes into the red and reads 9000 RPMs, that's bad!

I will after a beach trip or something, but it's not a frequent occurrence.

Twitter me

I refuse to add new comments just to drive up my miniscule chance of winning. I just wanted to let you all know that I'm above such tomfoolery.

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

For some reason my beers don't seem to last long enough to need a koozie

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Then why are you here?

I'm in Florida and I need one.

It would look glorious alongside my other VT kitsch.......i just probably wouldn't actually use it for anything beyond display purposes. Surely we all have things that are 'just for lookin at', right?

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter

Also

Lets

Go

Hokies!!

Don't want to be left out!

Can't win if you don't play!

Click here to destroy wall.

Too right, mate!

Click here to destroy wall.

This guy! 🙄

Click here to destroy wall.

Because beer.

Count me in! Thanks for the giveaway!

Is that a Dragon's Milk I see? Love that beer!

“You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.”
― John Madden (describing VT's offense?)

Was not going to enter because I usually drink bottled beer, not cans. But since it looks like it works on bottles too, why not?

Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

Yeah me!! This is awesome I never win anything!!