OT: Lot18- The Next Generation

This post is probably more self serving than anything, but I did feel compelled to reveal that I have recently accepted a new and much more exciting job offer! I am entering my final week working for Bobcat, and starting the 27th of March the new fun begins.

The sad part is (although this job is paying me hella better and will be so much more enjoyable and gratifying on a daily basis) that I gotta give up the cushy Mon-Fri schedule.

This does mean (most unfortunately) that my weekly reign of terror in Lot 18 during football season is at an end. My goal now is to make at least one game a season.

This really is very bittersweet for me. I have met so many of you magnificent bastards there. The idea of missing out on the fun there is very hard for me to get past. But I also know that the crew there is going to keep the magic happening with or without me; Long Live the Last Great Grass Lot!

And just like Vigo: I'll be back


(Yeah I went with Vigo over Arnold. Convince me I'm wrong)

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While it definitely won't be the same without you, we will all work hard to carry out the Lot 18 shenanigans. We need to make sure that the TKP flag still flies high over the guard rail corner and the bierstick has a home in our crazy little piece of paradise. The games that you do come to will be all the more fun and crazy. We will sit a Busch Light on the rail for every game you miss. Your Lot 18 family is happy for you but we will miss your crazy @$$. 🤪 And you will always have a home in Lot 18.

Long live the last illustrious meadow that is the glorious Lot 18!!!!!

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Bitch, I bought a parking pass for this season too!

On another note, congrats!

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used."
- The BoD

We also got a parking pass for this season, and I'm 90% sure we'll never actually use it for ourselves 🙄

If it makes you feel better I also bought a parking pass and a season ticket.

Now, Cole, when you shift the gear and that little needle on the tach goes into the red and reads 9000 RPMs, that's bad!

Congrats! You still need to beer stick before every game! Does someone else get to drag your trailer to Lot 18?

So that was never mine; Frank owns all the goodies. I was just the loud guy that wanted to meet everyone. Me, my truck, and the flagpole. We created quite a colony.

But the normal setup will still be there along with everyone else.

Now, Cole, when you shift the gear and that little needle on the tach goes into the red and reads 9000 RPMs, that's bad!

Frank and the rest need to post in here so everyone knows who they are.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

Well Frank reads but I am the TKP nerd if that particular group. But plenty of everyone else is on here all the time!

Now, Cole, when you shift the gear and that little needle on the tach goes into the red and reads 9000 RPMs, that's bad!

I'm here!

Good to know you know where the non-Nascar forums are...I was beginning to worry.

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

I venture outside the race track from time to time...though, Martinsville week is almost here and I'm pumped!

I post plenty thank you very much.

I do too!

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

When you pass the flag along, make sure that you give all the parts of the flagpole to whomever has the flag.... We don't want to have to put all the engineering degrees to work and put the flagpole together with straws again.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

I may pass the flag off but it is not my fault that nobody there can keep it erect with out me.

Now, Cole, when you shift the gear and that little needle on the tach goes into the red and reads 9000 RPMs, that's bad!

Umm Chic Fil A straws have the industrial strength of steel apparently.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

Umm, phrashing.

I never said the flag was not erect. I said that the engineers had to use their degrees. I just said the one who in in possession of the flag needs all of the parts.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

So where you working now?

I have been asked not to say anything until they take care if some stuff. There is absolutely nobody on this site that it would matter if I told but I'll keep it to myself for the moment.

But anyone that knows what I did for about 15 years previously, it is incredibly related to that.

Now, Cole, when you shift the gear and that little needle on the tach goes into the red and reads 9000 RPMs, that's bad!

I didn't know Southern Xposure was hiring

I found TKP after two rails from TOTS then walking back to my apartment and re-watching the 2012 Sugar Bowl. I woke up the next day with this username.

Nick does have some smooth moves. However, that is going to have to be one large pole for him to swing on.

I wasn't a stripper dummy I was the head pimp or whatever they call it.

Now, Cole, when you shift the gear and that little needle on the tach goes into the red and reads 9000 RPMs, that's bad!

Nick learned his smooth moves from Billy Bob in Varsity Blues.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

My god, he's going to be the new replacement for the Philly Phanatic.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Does Philly need another mascot?

Now, Cole, when you shift the gear and that little needle on the tach goes into the red and reads 9000 RPMs, that's bad!