Halfwits and Wagers Firmly Believes in the Validity of Concussions
After a rough gambling week and a second-half dumpster fire in Lane Stadium, Halfwits returns looking for winners and low-brow concussion jokes.
After a rough gambling week and a second-half dumpster fire in Lane Stadium, Halfwits returns looking for winners and low-brow concussion jokes.
Energy is high and optimism abounds as Halfwits returns with a nine-line degenerate special where Joey inexplicably picks the Hokies for the second week in a row.
Virginia Tech lost to ODU. Virginia Tech now plays Duke. We will now proceed to fill our empty hearts with parlays, teases, and locks.
After a Hurricane-induced hiatus, Halfwits returns for another week of impeccable gambling advice.
It's William and Mary week, which means it's time to celebrate our founding fathers the only way we know how: with gambling talk and nicknames for college football's only double Cole backfield.
Just when you thought this column couldn't be more degenerate, we double down. Brian and Joey talk gambling, fake gambling, and more gambling for week one.
Brian and Pierson provide all the information you will need to bet the Camping World Bowl, including their definitive All-Time mullet rankings.
Wait, it’s already rivalry week? Does that mean we have to stop fake gambling soon?
Your resident degenerates are back and they promise to only talk about Pat Narduzzi 80% of the time.
The Hokies may be out of the running for the ACC Coastal, things aren’t all bad. We still get three more weeks of betting.
Pierson's back after a week on the road, but the Canes...well, we'll have to wait and see.
Look, Brian and Joey are just here because they can't bet the Navy over this weekend.
Gambling advice almost as good as North Carolina's legal advice for a fraction of the cost.
Why? Because fake gambling never takes a week off, that's why.
TKP's resident gambling experts are just out here betting on Coleman Fox carries.
Chris "The Bear" Fallica's got nothin' on TKP's in-house degenerates.
WE'RE NOT LOOKING AHEAD TO CLEMSON, YOU'RE LOOKING AHEAD TO CLEMSON.
Is ECU really this bad? Should Hokies fans brace for a letdown? Brian and Pierson are back to muddy the waters.
Watch out kids, Brian and Pierson are on a hot streak. And they're both prepared to double their money betting on Josh Jackson's face.
Brian and Pierson preview Hokies vs. Mountaineers by way of eight (possibly fake) betting lines.