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Hey! It goes beyond big brother in the sky
Beyond the threat of martial law, No Horus eye
No one came to cuff you they just handed you the chain
Blind follows the blind and now the one-eyed man is king

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The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

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Hey! It goes beyond big brother in the sky
Beyond the threat of martial law, No Horus eye
No one came to cuff you they just handed you the chain
Blind follows the blind and now the one-eyed man is king

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"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it." - K

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Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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Recovering scientist working in business consulting

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If you want level-headed opinions, don't go on a message board or sports forums

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Hey! It goes beyond big brother in the sky
Beyond the threat of martial law, No Horus eye
No one came to cuff you they just handed you the chain
Blind follows the blind and now the one-eyed man is king

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"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

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Hokie Club member since 2017, TriumphNIL subscriber since 2023

Football school, Women’s basketball school

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How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Jet Sweep

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How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Jet Sweep

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I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

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"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

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I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

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Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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Hey! It goes beyond big brother in the sky
Beyond the threat of martial law, No Horus eye
No one came to cuff you they just handed you the chain
Blind follows the blind and now the one-eyed man is king

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I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

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"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it." - K

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Hey! It goes beyond big brother in the sky
Beyond the threat of martial law, No Horus eye
No one came to cuff you they just handed you the chain
Blind follows the blind and now the one-eyed man is king

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

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I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

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Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, the Hound, Jeff Jagodzinski, Paul Johnson, Pat Narduzzi.

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it." - K

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

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Born in Charlottesville, Reborn in Blacksburg

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

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A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

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Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

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"Tajh Boyd over the middle . . . and it's caught for an interception! Michael Cole, lying flat on his back, ARE YOU KIDDING???"

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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"Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe.” -Einstein

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Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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Taylor, looking desperately throws it deep..HAS A MAN OPEN DANNY COALE WITH A CATCH ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE FIVE!!!!....hes still open

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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Taylor, looking desperately throws it deep..HAS A MAN OPEN DANNY COALE WITH A CATCH ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE FIVE!!!!....hes still open

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I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

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Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

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Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

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uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

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There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

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"We were at the pinnacle, and we did it for years," Foster says. He pauses, nods, takes a deep breath. "And I did it with the best guy in the business."

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I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

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Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

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Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

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The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

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"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

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A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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I found TKP after two rails from TOTS then walking back to my apartment and re-watching the 2012 Sugar Bowl. I woke up the next day with this username.

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Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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“You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.”
― John Madden (describing VT's offense?)

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Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

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My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD