The Four Letter Examines the Worst Teams Ever

In the context of the Browns going 0 for 2018 2017, and how prior historically terrible teams did in the season after their sucking.

As much as it pains me, hopefully Tyrod can turn it around and toss it in the Bills' face.

Really I just want to make fun of Duke for making the list three times, going 0 for 2000, 2001, and 2006.


Edit: the Browns went 0 for 2017. Hopefully Tyrod gets them better then that.

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First team on the list is the 2008 Lions, and here in the aftermath section we have:

Stepping in his place for 2018 is Matt Patricia, the former New England Patriots offensive coordinator.

The last two ESPN articles I've seen, this one and the ACC preview, have had basic stuff wrong right off the bat.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

loljournalism, amirite?

Old sigline: I've been cutting back on the drinking.

New Sigline: lol it's football season.

Maybe you have to pay for the insider subscription for insider accurate information?

the Browns going 0 for 2018

Spoiler alert, dude.

(quietly calls bookie)

You're the only ones that I can talk to about this, you guys.

Only way that happens is if Cleveland pulls a Buffalo and benches Tyrod to feed Baker to the wolves.

Ironically, I couldn't remember what was so bad about Duke basketball in 2000. Before clicking the link I checked their basketball record that year. They won the whole thing. So while I should have known better than to think Duke basketball was ever historically bad, it's funny to me that even in this scenario the thought of Duke football still didn't come to mind. #basketballschool

We should never forget that Duke went winless 3 times in the 21st century. Ever. It should be brought up only slightly less than the number of fans at your average LOLUVA spring game.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

While we're talking shit, 'smoke mizell' is sucking balls against my broncos.

Old sigline: I've been cutting back on the drinking.

New Sigline: lol it's football season.