OT: Started as a JJ Rumor Thread, Now We're Debating Mayonnaise #ThisIsTKP

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I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

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February..'96...the steak: ribeye, the whiskey:Lagavulin 16, the lady next to me: a bit**.....

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

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21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

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Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

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21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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Best duos in Hokie history: Hall & Adibi, 3rd & Tyrod, Georgia & Liz

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twitter @smithey_daniel
head scout BSP scouting specializing in north florida/ southern GA highschool football scouting

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I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

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VT Class of '12 (MSE), MVBone, Go Hokies!

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Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

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Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

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What a savings

And there's a chance that things'll get weird
Yeah, that's a possibility

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What a savings

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Hey! It goes beyond big brother in the sky
Beyond the threat of martial law, No Horus eye
No one came to cuff you they just handed you the chain
Blind follows the blind and now the one-eyed man is king

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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What a savings

And there's a chance that things'll get weird
Yeah, that's a possibility

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

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I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

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Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Hokies, Local Soccer, AFC Ajax, Ravens

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"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

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It was a catch!

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