Rank the 2018 football schedule by how angry/upset a loss would make you.

Lifted from r/CFB. Here's my response:

1. Virginia. BURN. IT. TO. THE. GROUND.

2. William and Mary. Not this shit again.

3. Old Dominion. The only thing more embarrassing than playing at ODU would be losing to them.

4. ECU. Fuck this series.

5. UNC If we can't recruit our own state, we damn well better keep beating the NC schools and stealing their recruits.

6. Georgia Tech. Another loss is going to make me wonder if Fuente will ever beat Paul Johnson.

7. Pitt. As good as beating Pat Narduzzi feels, losing to him would be insufferable.

8. BC. Remember when we played these guys for a couple of ACC titles? Neither do they.

9. Duke. Cutcliffe is due for one of his sneaky good teams again.

10. Miami. They might actually be bak. Sigh.

11. Notre Dame. I'm sure we're on their revenge tour after stealing a win in South Bend.

12. FSU. Any advantage of having all offseason to plan is counterbalanced by having no fucking clue what Willie Taggart is going to throw at us.

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