OT: 2019 Name of the Year Bracket

Deadspin's 2019 Name of the Year Bracket

Voting is underway: Bulltron regional, Sithole regional, Dragonwagon regional

My money is on Alpha Omega Nickelberry III - sounds like he could start in the East West Shrine Bowl

edit: added dragon wagon regional voting link

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what the heck?

General Booty, Bear Spiker, and Pope Thrower are my darkhorses

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Not sure why General Booty is a 13 seed in THAT region...thats how I know this bracket on that BULLTRON!

I don't know, I think Chastity Gooch-Fant could make a deep run

Damn there are some mis-seedings in here. I don't want to choose between Chastity Gooch-Fant and Mustafa Tuna or Alprentice Vonslatten and Dermot Smurfit in round 1.

Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, the Hound, Jeff Jagodzinski, Paul Johnson, Pat Narduzzi.

Precious Orji as a 3-seed is a travesty as well

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

ill take surender nada, although he is a 1 seed and is bound to get upset, but I don't see UMBC on their so we can atleast get out of the first round.

#Bapn ain't EZ

Wanna win put boobie in! Let boobie spin coach!

Where do all these names come from. I know some (Storm Duck) are football players but some of these look horribly internet made.

(add if applicable) /s

what no TAKO FALLS?? talk about a tournament snub!

#Bapn ain't EZ

Wanna win put boobie in! Let boobie spin coach!

do you mean Tacko Fall?

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

yeah that guy!

#Bapn ain't EZ

Wanna win put boobie in! Let boobie spin coach!

Jizyah Shorts is my pick to win it all..

They might lose it prematurely, but they're well-seeded, and in a sleazy (easy) bracket.

They're like the UVa of the "Name of the Bracket" tournament.

what a joke.

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

Where's Cartoons Plural?

Jonathan Anomaly is the UMBC of 16 seeds.

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

I've got Princehoward Barbecue Yee in this one...

My vote is for Paula Abdullah the Butcher.

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

Elite 8 I got:

Dr Trentingon Outhouse vs Appolokreed Gardner

Alpha Omega Nickelberry iii vs Princehoward Barbecue Yee

General Booty vs Cletorious Aretha Fry

And Ecclesiastical Denzel Washington vs Rev Pix Butt

My vote is for Barry McCockiner

Bleeding burnt orange and chicago maroon