Ask TKP: Need a good team name for a cornhole tournament at work...

Both me and teammate are named Matt, so names involving Matt would work. Also anything corn related. Some thoughts so far:

  • Matt^2 (we're both physicists)
  • The Matt Attack
  • The Great Cornholio (Can we come up with AC/DC and Metallica shirts by next Friday?)
  • Corn in the USA (could easily do jeans and white t-shirt with red bandanna)

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Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Cornholio is the only real option here.

Check Target for AC/DC and Metallica shirts

Click here to destroy wall.

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Matt's Maize

"Hey Bud, you wont have to hold the opponent to 17 points anymore."

Here's a few ideas I had.

Projectile Mattion
The Corn Identity (supremacy/ultimatum)
Toot your own Corn
CornHub
Every Hole has its Corn 🌹

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

+1 to the Corn Identity. Especially if this is an annual thing and your name can track the movie titles.

Winning the Hole Damn Thing

Don't Matt Me

Wait, what?

Come Matt Me, Bro

Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, the Hound, Jeff Jagodzinski, Paul Johnson, Pat Narduzzi.

STICK IT IN
STICK IT IN
STICK IT IN

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Car Ramrod of course

The concern of things staying the same is only exceeded by the fear of change

Cornholers with Mattitude

Enter Cornman

All Matte Everything

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

#CornholeMATTers

Return of the MATT (a play offf Mark Morrison's "Return of the Mack")

M.W.A (MATTs Wit Attitude)

..or find something funny about Matt Damon and refer to his inapplicability

Let's Go

HOKIES

Matt2 beatchu (matchu pichu)

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Children of the Corn

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

"Nothing But Hole"
"Matterdays are for the Boys"
"Dark Matter"
"Mattural Light"

Recruit Prosim

"The Hole Fillers"

A Mattitude Problem.

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

I like it, but also...

THE Mattitude Problem.

You know, since THE isn't copyrighted. Yet.

EDSBM - Every Day Should Be Matturday

You shuck at cornhole

Cornhole Matters.

Oops, already used, so I vote for that one.

Let's see... What else?

Cornbread Matters

Turkey Bacon Forever

"Dick to Hyman? DICK TO HYMAN!" - Guy in Lane Stadium crowd when Richard Johnson hit Josh Hyman on reverse pass in 2004.

Turkey Bacon on Cornbread

sMatterchew?
It's autoMattic

uva - the taint of the ACC
XL Jockstraps 34 - Ascots 31
#15 Straight

Corn Chuckin' Mattastrophe

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used."
- The BoD

I came up with a couple of good ones, but since I grew up with a totally different concept of the word "cornhole", I'm unable to include them in polite conversation.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

MatterCorn (like the mountain)
HardCorn
Mildly Cornagraphic
Maximum/Total Cornage

Mattholes

The Matthattan Project

Hokies United l Ut Prosim

The Oxendine Diesels

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

Corn on the Lob

Lots of clever names on this thread but this one stands out

Cornstars
Kernel Cornhole & Corporal Cob

uva - the taint of the ACC
XL Jockstraps 34 - Ascots 31
#15 Straight

Mattmen and Lobbin'

MATTster Baiters

Let's Go

HOKIES

Cob Lobbers

Translation for LBT: This anagrams to Blerc Boobs.