Meta: Planned Downtime Midnight, 12/7

TKP will go offline early this morning for a bit.

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Oh god

Oh God, no!

King Alum of the House Hokie, the First of His Name, Khal of the Turkey Legs, The rightful Heir to the Big Board, the Unbanned, Breaker of Trolls and Father of Gritty

So is this a for real downtime or is this like a "Bill Lawson-esque I know I said tonight, but now I'm hearing tomorrow night, or maybe even next Tuesday" downtime?

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

Wait! You are going to ruin the Duke Fam Thread's momentum. Not well thought out at all.

TKP be like...

Is this to prepare for the imminent DC announcement?

I heard from a very reliable source inside the program that Joe is going to change the code so only TKPC members can see emma gifs posted on the site/s

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

Opens TKP tomorrow morning

see's meta post for TKPC members to try out that E Key

E Key then opens all Emma Watson GIFs at once

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

New DC to be announced at 12:01am! Joe just ensured this, well done, sir!

Legged from H-town.

"When you're green, you're growing. When you're ripe, you rot." -Ray Kroc

Where in houston do you live?

Danny is always open

Thanks for not doing this during work hours.

How else would we make it through the day?!?

You're welcome.

F IN CHAT FAM😢

My lips are moving but there's no sound
Someday somebody's gonna get run down

I hope the press conference we've been hearing about starts at 12:01am

WTF else am I supposed to do after I go to this Christmas party and strike out with all of the single women??

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

Go home to your wife?

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Don't know if your married; it just popped into my head and typed out before I could think.

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

I think it's orange and maroon plaid, myself.

Leg. 34 years old and the closest thing I have to a wife is a boat and I couldn't be happier. Make of that what you will.

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

You haven't found a woman that was high maintenance enough for you?

I didn't find a lady who would marry me (or that I wanted) until I was 44 then had to wait until I was 48 for my one and only child. [She did bring two daughters with her, but that is a long story in and of itself). It was worth it on both counts. Our 29th anniversary will be in January, so I guess it is going to take. ;>)

p.s.: I did have to face comments like "How nice of you to bring your grandson to kindergarten!" But again, I have been blessed and it was worth it.

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

I appreciate it. I am not worried about being single, one bit. My grandmother on the other hand....

Sounds like you've got a great family!

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

Yeah, Grandmothers (and Moms) can be like that.

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

No wife happy life!

"Hey Bud, you wont have to hold the opponent to 17 points anymore."

TKP signing off at 00:00 like:

😓

Let's Go

HOKIES

So, uh, is it over? Or late?

Everything appears to still be working. Very disappointing.

Are you fuckin serious?

JK....

FAM we made it through

Always choose joy.

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Ran into an issue last night, so it was minimal. However this afternoon is a different story. Unfortunately, I'm coordinating with the hosting provider so not everything is within my control.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

So it WAS a Bill Lawson deal...

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Well played.

Let's Go

HOKIES

That bit of downtime finally happened last night. TKP iron moved to a new data center with enhanced DDoS protection to mitigate attacks moving forward. Have some other goodies cooking too.

Oh good, that's what it was. I was afraid the world was ending.

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.