Its Officially the College Football Offseason

Its officially time for the annual debates on whether or not cheese is good, or if cake is better than pie, or if Emma Watson is old and played out, or if we allow our threads to get way too off topic, or whether the word is Laurel or Yanni, or if Dabo is the greatest coach ever and if Clemson could beat the 1972 Dolphins, let alone the 2018 Browns. Its also the time of the year to debate if Saban is old and busted and if Bammer is about to come crashing back to Earth and all the takes on how overrated the SEC is, and how awesome the Feinbaum show is after the NCG. Its also time to debate how much better football would be with an 8 team playoff instead of the old and tired 4. And how screwed UCF was, and how the SEC only lost the bowl games they didn't really care for.

But more importantly, its the beginning of off topic leg count stuffing gif season. Awwwwwwww yeah!

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Well, looks like you covered all the off season topics. So we can go ahead an wrap the off season up, someone contact the NCAA.

That is how it works right?

(add if applicable) /s

Remembering its the first day of the off season like

Now, Cole, when you shift the gear and that little needle on the tach goes into the red and reads 9000 RPMs, that's bad!

Or possibly the most important part of the offseason.

Where can I bet on this? Its tough with Urban gone, who do you pick? I'm think FSU, I don't think taggart has the institutional control.

Thank God!!

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That was one of the most "boring" seasons in a while on the national side. As for local, yea, that wasn't fun either. Give me 8 months to recover.

"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

Yeah, but it's still shootyhoops season.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Ahh yes, the off season...

Or is it?!?!

Danny Coale Caught That Ball!!!

Buzzketball season, you say?

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Indeed I do. Hopefully those that have not been paying attention tune in to to see what all the BUZZ is about.

Danny Coale Caught That Ball!!!

Only 233 days until college football returns.... sigh...

THE BAD SHIT IS NOT HAPPENING THIS OFFSEASON

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

LETS GET CRAZY

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Please get through this offseason without any stupid shit

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Only 243 Days until the start of the 2019 college football season....

**sigh**

Only if you're counting down to week 2.

228 days until week 0, Arizona at Hawaii on August 24.

233 days until week 1 officially starts (GT at Clemson among others) on August 29.

235 days until VT starts on August 31. (Unless they want to pull us to Friday night for ACC Network.)

(Counts could be off by one, depending on how you want to count the current day.)

It mainly sucks since we can't hang out with the Lot 18 fam until April. It feels like we have just had some away weeks and we should be back there soon. Think VT would mind if we just set up a random tailgate there in the spring or summer?

I mean, can they really stop us? And would they even want to?

To paraphrase Coach Fu... If this offseason is like the last one, we are fucked.

Today is also day 5,155 of VT possessing the Commonwealth Cup

Day 5210 of the Black Diamond Trophy, too

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Football offseason... sigh

Let's Go

HOKIES

On to Basketball Wrestling and around the corner Baseball season!

When in doubt. Nap it out

What was the final bowl results for win - loss ratios? Clemson helped the ACC last night.

Takeaway: ACC is better than the SEC

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

And ND lost it for the independents.

A great off topic post. A leg for you.

JP

Watch this go plaid just to French's annoyance.

ah, the power of cheese

I miss these commercials

you forgot mayonnaise subthreads

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

And Moe's vs Chipotle, but I didn't want to get greedy

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

You misspelled Hellmann's, but its ok we won't hold it against you

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

You're clearly just trolling at this point.

"Sooner or later, if man is ever to be worthy of his destiny, we must fill our heart with tolerance."
-Stan Lee

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."
-Ron Swanson

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

Dukes, of course, is better, but just to keep it real, note that:

Dukes is owned by CF Sauer, headquartered in Richmond, Va.

Hellmans aka Bestfoods is owned by Unilever, headquartered in London and Rotterdam.

Somebody say mayo???

Danny Coale Caught That Ball!!!

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

We've got a whole off-season to get through, and you're going to go there on the first freaking day?

Turning it up to 11 off the bat!

Danny Coale Caught That Ball!!!

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Reminder that we all will be eagerly awaiting Hil-gains images of 18-23yo young men in their underwear.

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

People in here like we don't have a top 10 NCAA Basketball team

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

I don't even like basketball, but if we're going to be ranked, I'm ALL ABOUT IT!

GO SQUEAKY SHOES SHOOTYHOOPS HOKIES!

That's kind of where I'm at. I'm not a basketball dude, but I'm gonna tune in more this season.

At least we can't lose any football games until April. I just wish we could string together 4 months with no football losses in the fall

If a tree falls in Scott Stadium does it make a sound?

Why would you tempt the gods like that?!?

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Apparently they didn't watch last offseason

Oh, I'm sorry! Did I miss a football game that we played between January and the spring game?

If a tree falls in Scott Stadium does it make a sound?

i'm so effing depressed.

Remember that time when VT went 6-7 and the messages boards were imploding...seems like yesterday!

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"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."