Tommy Tuberville Running for US Senate

Somehow I missed this, but apparently Tommy Tuberville announced he's running against Doug Jones for the Alabama Senate seat in 2020. Not try to get political or turn this into a political thread, but found this interesting. It would be nice not seeing him broadcasting games this season.

https://www.al.com/news/2019/04/report-tommy-tuberville-to-run-for-us-senate.html

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Weird world we live in

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies

Alabama does have football coaches as most popular people. Wonder if auburn will hurt him tho

Danny is always open
23 can't read

Nothing's more American than "I won't vote for the guy who went the to school I hate." /s

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If you see these characters, they represent specific people (as of Oct. 2):

Palpatine (Fuente) || Vader (Hooker) (probationary)

What this country needs is to get back to running the dang ball.

-Tommy Tuberville, probably.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

I came to this thread to see how many comments it took for this joke to be made.

Using /s is for cowards.

We know he's not gonna pass for Senate.

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

It's great that senators can pass bills but we all know that only truly great senators can run bills

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

He has the most wins against Saban and won more than lost.

He can run for office but we all know he won't pass shit if elected.

"Sooner or later, if man is ever to be worthy of his destiny, we must fill our heart with tolerance."
-Stan Lee

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."
-Ron Swanson

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

Lmao yeah the best thing about this off-season is Tubby and Mack Brown getting off the air (although I think the hate on Mack as a commentator is a little over the top).

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Well, you know not a single 'Bama fan will be voting for him

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Strong name recognition in the state? Check.

Never banned from any malls? Check.

I'd say he's the favorite at this point.

The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me.

True, unlike certain other candidates, he is allowed in every mall in the state of Alabama. But you may want to refer to 757hokie83's comment above you before declaring him a favorite.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used."
- The BoD

Naw, he's of the right party for Alabama and Moore is history. Tommy will easily win that election. There are things people down there seem to hate more than 'bama.

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Oh, you're likely spot on. My comment was more in jest to illustrate the irrational importance of college football in the South.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used."
- The BoD

That's a good point. It's going to be the perfect experiment to find out what Bama fans hate most.

The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me.

The transfer portal is getting out of hand

Big Wes! Nice post

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