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It just means more.

"Sooner or later, if man is ever to be worthy of his destiny, we must fill our heart with tolerance."
-Stan Lee

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."
-Ron Swanson

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

I had Baylor winning it in my bracket, I figured they would be a real force

They would have had to be.

At least that was their approach in the past.

You can never count them out, they come from behind when you least expect it.

Those Bears will really get after ya...like start running now because they will get after ya.

The Dude Abides

My money was on Ball St. vs the Cougars in the final.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

We really could have used Galen Scott for this tournament

Moorehead State just couldn't handle it in the end

Oral Roberts

EDIT: late to the party on this one

The Dude Abides

Which ESPN televises this tournament?

ESPN69

Nice

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Nice.

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War Eagle

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Drop down and get your War Eagle on

Spread Eagle

I believe it's pronounced Whore Eagle

Evidently they played everybody Pawl...

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

BYU got shutout in the first round

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too many hand checks

The Dude Abides

BYU got really confused when they said time for missionary.

15 Straight

Ball State had a good first round, but looked deflated in their second round game and came up short

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just really came out flat and could never get any momentum

The Dude Abides

Oral Roberts wouldn't accept their bid.

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With Liberty's staff and administration you think they would do well, but they always end up beating themselves

Stop ball. You won. Hands down...

I would have gone pro myself but didn't want to give up my eligibility for the Olympics.

Now, Cole, when you shift the gear and that little needle on the tach goes into the red and reads 9000 RPMs, that's bad!

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

really surprised Australia tourism didn't run away with it:

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My gf is Australian so I just asked her what she thought of this marketing.... Answer TBD

Bleeding burnt orange and chicago maroon

11 hrs later [obligatory]

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Not as great as I thought it could be.... "How funny is it though?! I am pretty sure it was quite successful."

Bleeding burnt orange and chicago maroon

Found a pic of the trophy

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Here's the one for the conference tournament...

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The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

That's the women's trophy. I'd expect the men's trophy to be...

... rounder.

Thankfully Penn State had been banned from postseason play.

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Guess it's over for them, time to hit the showers.

The Dude Abides

I was thinking they never made it out of the showers.

The ban stemmed from some long standing issues around impermissible contact with recruits.

Come to Blacksburg and see what the Hokie Pokie is really all about

No, Intercourse, PA.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Did they have to go through Blue Ball, PA, first?

Possibly, but that just means they went out early in the second round.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Being a tournament, I'm sure it was hosted in multiple locations. All these seem likely. So, our options:

Fucking, Austria
Intercourse, PA
Blue Ball, PA
Climax, VA
Bumpass, VA
Tight Squeeze, VA
Reamstown, PA
Morehead, NC
Rough and Ready, CA
Cumming, IA
and Knob Lick, KY

A few others in consideration:
Beaverlick, KY
Butts, GA
Cock Hill, Ireland
Condom, France
Dicktown, NJ
Dildo, Newfoundland
Erect, NC
Hooker, OK (Hello, Robert Kraft!)
Lickey End, England
Oral, West Kazakhstan
Spread Eagle, WI

It makes sense to have the opening round in Tight Squeeze, Va but after that it just can't handle the crowds

BYU goes to the Virgin Islands fora Scrimmage every year

I know it is small but Horneytown NC should be considered for next year.

Also neglected Short Pump, VA

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I have to ask, how did French Lick, Indiana not make the cut?

Really had my money on the Wichita State Shockers in this one

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Aubrun fucks.

Well that's it! I don't see how we can keep Buzz from leaving for the same conference as Auburn, the ACC can compete with that.

"Sex competition you say?"

- Jameis Winston

The Dude Abides

He will run off w/ different crabs 🦀 this time

Alabama would have won but they only play at home.

Click here to destroy wall.

Tuscaloosa, where E-harmony and Ancestry. com are the same app.

I thought that was Morgantown??

[insert WhyNotBoth Dot Gif here]

I got ya FAM

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Not what I expected, but a much better fit for the thread.

Yes. Perfect fit.

And to think I was rooting for the Beavers and gameCOCks..

Let's Go

HOKIES

That game would go back and forth and back and forth and back and forth, and then it would be a blowout.

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

Most entertaining thread ever. You guys are filthy. And hilarious.

Don't forget North Texas

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So the wife has approved me to go to the Duke game if we make sweet 16, she said no to next years sex tournament. I told her I'd need to train all year and then she really shut me down.

UVa was a #1 seed due to their reputation that "Virginia is for Lovers", but they were upset in the first round by #16 Fairleigh Dickinson.

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They also had some competition from Longwood.

I would think Longwood was an early Final 4 favorite

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They're always highly seeded.

And a good bet to make a run deep in the tournament.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

There's no hiding their talent. Some say there's no end to it.

I can understand why they would make a premature exit from the tourney.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

There has to be a good #HardThingsTogether joke here somewhere.

My money was on Louisville but they loss in a upset in the Erect 8. Something Something.....Backpage!!!!

Surprised the USC battle between the Cocks and Trojans didn't even make honorable mention. In the end, the Trojans covered the spread, protecting against the Cocks' last minute surge at a back-door surprise.

🦃 🦃 🦃

No surprises there, the Trojans are known for their smothering defense.

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That defensive play wasn't huge.... it was MAGNUM!

Let's Go

HOKIES

This thread is the reason I come to this place! All the Ford and Hooker puns prepared us for this exact moment in time.

in Fuller we trust

There was a lot of stiff competition this year

The tournament rounds go
Stiff 16
Erect 8
Flaccid 4

Erect 8
Flaccid 4

tournament sure got less exciting in the span between these rounds

(add if applicable) /s

Every team at this point will be experiencing fatigue, the true Champions will rise to the occasion

If there were EVER a forum top NSFW...

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