OT: We Won the Worst Basketball Game in History

SB Nation put out a new video, and the VT - NCSU game was their worst game in history.

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I mean, if NCState's AD wants to say why they should have made the dance this is the only evidence against.


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I hate to break it to you but we didnt win that game

Quick, someone send this link to the folks at A&M and tell them Buzz sucks.

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

It's a win, I'll take it. Suck it NCST!

Also is it "NCST" or "NCSU"? Do they have a preference?

NoCa Tech


-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

nah state

#Bapn ain't EZ

Wanna win put boobie in! Let boobie spin coach!


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I think they prefer "UNC Raleigh Campus"

What's funny is that both of these schools fans consider that an insult towards them.

Click here to destroy wall.

I was at the worst basketball game in history!

Doesn't matter, had sex...er, I mean won the game

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"



Put some respect on the Hokies name.

The Dude Abides

As I walked out of PNC Arena after the game, I told my friends that we may have witnessed the worst basketball game in history. Looks like I was right.

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

I'd quit watching The Worst because it was really just an excuse to make fun of certain elements of pop culture that happened in a particular year with a sporting event as the backdrop. At least this video was actually entirely about the game.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

So we've got this game in basketball, and the game against WF in football. Fantastic!

And both happened in NC... just saying

So now we've won the worst CBB game ever and lost the worst CFB game ever. All in the state of North Carolina.

“You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.”
― John Madden (describing VT's offense?)

Not even close since CFB >>>>>>> CBB

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"


Not so fast my friend.


Pretty neat that I paid for a ticket that cost more then the total number of points scored in this game. I did enjoy the seat location though.

I do that all the time for our football team.

Commentator after out-of-bounds pass by NC State:

"Goodness Gracious: Someone was open, but he was in the 3rd Row!"

And "We'd understand if you'd like to avert your eyes."

Also (from the narrator this time):

"Virginia Tech scores, and the home crowd cheers because they thought they saw a basketball thing happen."

I thought to myself, maybe I can still play ball at NC State. I did go to their B-ball camp in 1974 and I still have my eligibility.

Well, you've got that going for you. Which is nice.

To anyone who's debating if it's worth spending 10 minutes to watch this - yes it absolutely is.

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Seconded. Along with the hilarious commentary, certainly better than having watched the actual game in entertainment value.

I was nervous and frustrated watching the game live, but I was definitely entertained.

This video was okay, but it could've been pretty good with more Jon Bois...

Also, I'd argue that this wasn't the worst basket ball game in history, Maybe it's bizarre, strange, and definitely different, but I'd rather watch this than see Tech beat Central Connecticut State 94-40. Quite frankly, the NCST game was probably the most fun I had watching a game this year. It's memorable and a historic performance. The only reason to consider it "the worst basketball game in history" is if you have an attention span that requires something interesting to happen every 24 seconds, and your definition of a good basketball game is more points = good. Not to mention he seemed to skip over comparing it to pre-shot clock basket ball which even by his standards wouldn't make this the worst basketball game in history, just the worst basketball game in recent memory.

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

"Rally, North Carolina"

Yikes..... At least it wasn't Rally-Doorum

"I regret nothing. The end." - Ron Swanson

Better than losing the worst game ever

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74