Bud Foster's most important advice to Tre Turner

I never would have taken Bud Foster for a pumpkin spice person.

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Lol, nice. ... But I like my coffee as black as my soul.

I like my coffee like my women...without a dick already in it.

Fuck it, I give up. *insert Noob Noob saying "gotDAMNNN"*

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

I always picture this...

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

Well, at least you have standards.

I like my coffee like I like my men: ground up and stored in the freezer

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"Sam Rogers is a college football icon" SB Nation

Thanks Frank!

Hello, FBI? Yeah, this guy.

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

I like my coffee how I like my metal.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Symphonic, Death, and European?

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The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

ah, Power and Black.

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Grind. Extra brewtal.

Welcome to... NightVale. Don't mention the dog park.

Wait, what?

Amen to that.

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

I just have to note that this is the most recent advice he got from Bud, not necessarily the most important.

yeah, bad thread title

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

"It's a miracle in Blacksburg, TYROD DID IT MIKEY, TYROD DID IT!"

Yet you nitpicked two of my comments, in different threads, within like one minute of each other.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

When I click on a thread that says "most important advice from Bud Foster" I'm expecting wisdom that could be carved into granite in Lane Stadium, not pumpkin spice coffee.

It's not a trivial distinction.

Yeah or maybe it was just a little joke

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

No jokes allowed here gotcha. Subversion of expectations is bad.

I've got memes for days 😎

"It's a miracle in Blacksburg, TYROD DID IT MIKEY, TYROD DID IT!"

"It's a miracle in Blacksburg, TYROD DID IT MIKEY, TYROD DID IT!"

Large metallic E, indeed.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

Kind of a weird tangent to go down from that question, but okay Tre, you do you.

Damn, never took Bud for a basic bitch. He wear uggs and leggings too? πŸ€”πŸ˜‰

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
β€œI served in the United States Navy"

KCCO

So who's paying this guy to say that to Bud's face?

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I'm sure there have been a lot of reactions from other offenses in the form of "ugggg" when he confuses the shit out of them.

I prefer not to drink squash flavored anything.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

See, that's the thing that pisses me off most about pumpkin spice season, the fact that so many people think that "pumpkin spice" has any relation to "pumpkin" aside from the fact that it's what you add to a pumpkin pie to make it edible in the first place. "Pumpkin spice" is just a spice mix, nothing more.

All those dumbasses who fed into that outcry a couple years back because their PSLs didn't have any pumpkin in them despite having "pumpkin" in the name can suck it.

ESPN. The coverage is excellent, you'd be surprised at how much you can pick up.

I just burst out laughing, leg

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

In that they're both simple facts that millions of people still get wrong to this day?

In that it's generally known what's being talked about and you're usually insufferable for being That Guy

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Except that Those People are the reason Starbucks now puts squash in their coffee. When their ignorance went from "harmless" to "actively affecting other people daily" they deserved to be called out.

Who cares what Starbucks does?

actively affecting other people daily

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

One group of people protested the PSL "formula" because of a misunderstanding. Starbucks changed their PSLs to appease them so that now anyone that wants one now gets a bit of pumpkin thrown in. I know multiple people who used to get them all the time that don't anymore because, surprise surprise, it's not as good when you add pumpkin to it.

"Actively affecting other people daily" is not a half-truth.

Like Christmas songs, if it was any good either way, we'd be living it in Spring too.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

You are not wrong about that.

I feel like we should have known that, but never really cared enough to think about it.

I just googled it and Starbucks for sure adds pumpkin puree to their PSL so that's why everyone would think it involves pumpkin.

ESPN. The coverage is excellent, you'd be surprised at how much you can pick up.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

They only added it after the "outcry a couple years back" that I mentioned. It's all their fault that they now have to drink pumpkin with their coffee.

It's also like the guys who think their manhood is threatened by the word "pumpkin in anything they consume that isn't traditionally using pumpkin. It's like Beer for instance.

I don't know what it is about guys who freak out when someone says they like Pumpkin beer. Ever had a Pumpkin beer? Those things are 8 to 12% ABC and will knock you on your ass. Not one bit cloying. Maybe, it's the those weak yellow lite beers that make you pee alot that need to be reevaluated. lol...

Overheard as Duke assistant coaches took elevator down from press box: β€œGuys, they stopped the run with a three-man front.” - David Teel Tweet 2018

Pumpkin beers, weak yellow lite beers and white claw are all freaking delicious.

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

Conclusion: Beer is good.

(add if applicable) /s

"If Fu goes to 2 acc champ games in 4 years, I will never criticize him again." - dcwilson

It is except for how hung over I am on a Tuesday

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

They all make me pee a lot

The first rule of Fight Club is we don't talk about turkey leg votes

But now isn't the irony here that you seem to be implying that alcohol content makes the man? Honestly, nothing anyone ever eats or drinks has anything to do with masculinity. Except well-done steaks of course.

Except well-done steaks of course.

Direct correlation to your love of Freedom, loose ties to masculinity but the lines are there.

(add if applicable) /s

"If Fu goes to 2 acc champ games in 4 years, I will never criticize him again." - dcwilson

So is that a yea or nay on putting pumpkin spice on my well-done steak? I'm so confused....

"Don't go to, go through"

Agree. But for people who are going to knock something for having "pumpkin" or "spice" in the contents, then I'm betting that for many that also means 'weak'.

By the way...I like my steaks medium rare and medium. Yuck on burnt meat.

Overheard as Duke assistant coaches took elevator down from press box: β€œGuys, they stopped the run with a three-man front.” - David Teel Tweet 2018

Honestly, nothing anyone ever eats or drinks has anything to do with masculinity. Except well-done steaks of course.

Agreed.

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

Pumpkin spice just got a hell of a lot manlier.

"I'll put a quote here to distract you from my inane comment."-Me

lol, my morning ritual is cold coffee with sugar free creamer and a granola bar. love pumpkin spice season

Amazing content like this is actually OK to read after the Hokies win....I'm curious about pumpkin spice coffee now.

JP

but...but...Italian sweet crème???

I hate rude behavior in a man. Won't tolerate it.

Am I the only team no coffee person on the site?

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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I used to be. Then I had 3 boys.

16 years give or take in public safety and never touched a drop. Hot chocolate and sweet tea

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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You, sir, are an enigma.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

since it's public service, you might even say an enigma of the state

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

But I liked it. Have a leg.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Coffee is a performance enhancing drug. Hot Chocolate and tea are drank for enjoyment but add no rage factor to your day to day.

ESPN. The coverage is excellent, you'd be surprised at how much you can pick up.

OT: tell me your thoughts about this outlet shelf thing I keep seeing advertised on TV. Hanging weight from outlet prongs seems like the worst of bad ideas.

The first rule of Fight Club is we don't talk about turkey leg votes

Theoretically it works. It's six prongs attackers to the wall. But wait until someone puts a liquid on on and it spills.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Nope I'm here. We will carry the #TeamMoes and #TeamNoCoffee banner proudly.

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

No need to flaunt your super powers.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Team no caffeine at all here. Anxiety issues don't mix well.

Three kids, far too long in graduate school, and faculty colleagues from Spain, Latin America, France, and Italy... and I still haven't taken to coffee either.

Judging by the replies above mine, we appear to be a growing army.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

I didn't drink coffee until about a year ago. Now I have an ice brew or one of those Starbucks double shots every few days if I'm really tired or still groggy after my 2:30 p.m. nap. I don't need it though. I find hot coffee to be gross.

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

Nope, I dont want to get political on people but coffee is the way that the use to control the masses and make us docile. It's so obvious that Nick Cage will be doing a National Treasure movie about how our founding fathers used coffee to conquer the free world.

You had me until Nick Cage.

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He had me after Nick Cage.

Nope, can't stomach it. Energy drinks and soda only.

Wait, what?

I got up to 3x 20oz mountain dews a day and then my wife insisted I switch to coffee. I can't do it black, but i've gotten down to just one cream and no sugar. Also, the spare tire that was creeping up around my midsection has disappeared.

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No hot liquids for me-my caffeine is from Coca cola.

From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

It takes like seven 12oz Cokes to get to the same caffeine level of a 12oz cup of coffee.

ESPN. The coverage is excellent, you'd be surprised at how much you can pick up.

RIP Jolt Cola.

Wait, what?

Wow, I had no idea (obviously). Available in very limited places, though - wonder if it's at every Dollar General, or just some.

Wait, what?

I'm with you, coffee is terrible.

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

#TeamNoCoffee FTW. I work in the medical field & can't tell you how many times I've heard "HOW CAN YOU NOT DRINK COFFE?! JUST TRY IT!" I just feel like I don't need the caffeine & don't want to rely on it, and also just hate the taste of coffee.

o/

Upvoting all my bitches from #TeamNoCoffee

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

Coffee

Once you go black, you don't go back.

If you need to add something to your coffee to enjoy it more, the only acceptable choices contain alcohol. EW works well for an early tailgate or in game warm up.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Irish coffees every game day.

Everyone must have a tradition.
Every time they have won at home, in the past 6 years, that's what I had before breakfast.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

I like pumpkin beer.

Come at me bro

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Pumpkin in a beer can be good. Too much pumpkin spice ruins a beer.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

I take coffee for medicinal purposes.

Flavor is incidental.

Ha. Reminds me of "i'm not addicted to coffee, I just get really bad headaches when I don't drink it."

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Ran in the gas station and grabbed a PSL just for Bud yesterday. I had my Ugg boots, leggings and North Face jacket on to go with it. I also ran to Target afterwards to browse.

felt some pillows, smelled some candles

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

I hope you picked up some bubble bath.

Cold front moving in.

Nope, just grabbed a cake pop from Starbs and browsed the dollar section for Christmas decorations. Couldn't decide on anything so I'll be back later.

So you went to the gas station to get PSL coffee and then stopped off at Starbucks for the cake pop??? Actually, that's probably about right. #NoRegrets?

I can admit that I'm a pretty basic bitch and you guys are cracking me up. I did most of what you described yesterday! πŸ˜‚

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For real though, why are cake pops so expensive!? They are great, but not at all worth the price.

also, super easy to make. Just crumble up cake, mix in icing and form into balls. Then dip in melted chocolate (milk, white, dark, whatever), let cool and you're done.

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