I did it. The dirty work. All of it. So none of you have to. We are all aware of the lolsy shenanigans, horrid site formatting, and outrageous claims that happen over at lolUVA's sports forum of choice, LeSabre. Here is a round-up of what's been going on in the last few days.
First off, low key props for the Ron Mexico reference. Secondly, it's incredible how wrong the poster is! Last and perhaps most importantly, we have some sweet sweet UMBC juju courtesy of commenter U235.
"Lunch Pail Guy" was Chase Mummau, evidently. Imagine being so delusional to think that 11.5 YPA passing is one -dimensional? Imagine thinking Dubois and Jana are right there with Jeudy and Ruggs? I be Ol' Saint Nick wouldn't even recognize the difference.
Credit to this guy for virtue signalling his environmental awareness by recycling the blonde joke he first heard in 1986.
Ah, that's more like it.
The last time we saw Bryce Hall...
Technically, he still hasn't said it. Maybe he needs to believe a little more.
MilwaukeeHokie has a point!
Classic boohoos, always bringing it back to basketball...
...except for when they can move the goalposts to Rhodes Scholars! (I wonder if TheFifthFuller was included?)
But as always, they just can't seem to stop talking about basketball when it comes to our annual football game.
Hearing about the Commonwealth Cup even makes them debate the relative merits of BC vs UConn, because of the relative strengths of their basketball teams? This is a real topic that exists. One commenter said UConn doesn't make the cut academically. Another commenter immediately suggests WVU as having been a better alternative.
And because everything comes back to basketball, of course there was commentary regarding the Hokies' MSU win yesterday. This poster even said a Very Nice Thing! I wonder who the other three are on his list.
Keeping with the basketball-related-football chatter, this guy must be talking about "calendar week", because the Pitt football, MSU basketball, and UVA football games are all within a seven-day span, and we already won the first two.
Fact: we know this because we've held the cup for 5476 days and counting.
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