2019 Six Pick Week 7: The End of the Pirate Era

Welcome back to week 7! This will be a rather scarce week as I have tried posting this three times today and hotel internet is not cooperating with me. No Nerd facts. No point updates. Just hot, naked picks.

Nebraska
@ Minnesota (-7.5)

Pick: Nebraska is 4-2 and averaging 28~ ppg. Minnesota has put up an impressive 5-0 and manages 35 ppg. I take the Killer Gophers at home.

Colorado
@ Oregon (-20.5)

WARNING: FRIDAY NIGHT GAME

Pick: The PAC 12 has gone full coastal this year. I like the Buffs to cover in a barn burner of a game.

Florida
@ LSU (-13.5)

Pick: 7 v 5 with a 2 TD spread? Yikes. No one really believes in Florida. I don't either. Coach O's Fighting Geauxs win by at least 14.

Texas Tech
@ Baylor (-10)

Pick: A Big 12 game with the hot teams of the early 2010's. I'm gonna say gOoOoOoOoOoOo RaIdErS!!!! with the upset win.

Oklahoma (-11)
@ Texas

Pick: We got ourselves a shootout! This one is really doing to come down to who wants to play defense less. I have BOOMER SOONER by 17.

URI
@ Virginia Tech (-25.5)

Pick: Easiest pick of the week. Hokies win by 45.

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Nebraska @ Minnesota (-7.5)

Colorado @ Oregon (-20.5) WARNING: FRIDAY NIGHT GAME

Florida @ LSU (-13.5)

Texas Tech @ Baylor (-10)

Oklahoma (-11) @ Texas

URI @ Virginia Tech (-25.5)

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BEER OF THE WEEK:

I'm going with my tried and true hydration system, COORS LIGHT!

Sorry for the shorter post without my normal wit and charm. I will make it up to you when we move to 4 - 2 next week.

via GIPHY

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Nebraska
Oregon
Florida
Texas Tech
Oklahoma
Your Virginia Tech Hokies

*Side note: Colorado cheerleaders giving the USC girls a run for their money. Yowsa!!!

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used."
- The BoD

Nebraska
Colorado
Florida
Texas Tech
Texas
Hokies

Nebraska
Colorado
LSU
Texas Tech
Texas
Virginia Tech

Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, the Hound, Jeff Jagodzinski, Paul Johnson, Pat Narduzzi.

Nebraska @ Minnesota (-7.5)

Colorado @ Oregon (-20.5)

Florida @ LSU (-13.5)

Texas Tech @ Baylor (-10)

Oklahoma (-11) @ Texas

URI @ Virginia Tech (-25.5)

Minnesota
Colorado
Florida
Texas Tech
Texas
URI

Nebraska @ Minnesota(-7.5)
Colorado @ Oregon (-20.5) WARNING: FRIDAY NIGHT GAME
Florida @ LSU (-13.5)
Texas Tech @ Baylor (-10)
Oklahoma (-11) @ Texas
URI @ Virginia Tech (-25.5)

Nebraska @ Minnesota (-7.5)

Colorado @ Oregon (-20.5)

Florida @ LSU (-13.5)

Texas Tech @ Baylor (-10)

Oklahoma (-11) @ Texas

URI @ Virginia Tech (-25.5)

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

Nebraska @ Minnesota (-7.5)

Colorado @ Oregon (-20.5)

Florida @ LSU (-13.5)

Texas Tech @ Baylor (-10)

Oklahoma (-11) @ Texas

URI @ Virginia Tech (-25.5)

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

Oof. 1-5 on the week.

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

Edit. I misunderstood you post

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Nebraska
Colorado
Florida
TT
Oklahoma
VT but I kinda hate it

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

Minnesota
Colorado
Florida
Baylor
Texas
Virginia Tech

Beer: I've got a 4 pack of Rocket Frog Cosmic Leap. It's almost a cross between a west coast IPA and a NEIPA. Some oats in the grain bill, but still dry with a restrained bitterness. And it's insanely fruity with Citra, Galaxy, and Ekuanot.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Corn
Ducks
LSU (I'm thinking a late cover)
TT
OU
Tech (I think Hendon runs wild early and throws bombs due to it. So I'm sure I'll be wrong.)

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

Nebraska @ Minnesota (-7.5)

Colorado @ Oregon (-20.5)

Florida @ LSU (-13.5)

Texas Tech @ Baylor (-10)

Oklahoma (-11) @ Texas

URI @ Virginia Tech (-25.5)

Hello yes I would like to pick again this week

Minnesota
Oregon
LSU by a million
Texas tech
Okie dokie
Uri (hear me out I've gotten the VT pick wrong every time

These picks were made right after I hit drunk enough to order a Ricky Bobby button up and hat so they all right. #aintfirstulast

(add if applicable) /s

Nebraska @ Minnesota (-7.5)

Colorado @ Oregon (-20.5) WARNING: FRIDAY NIGHT GAME

Florida @ LSU (-13.5)

Texas Tech @ Baylor (-10)

Oklahoma (-11) @ Texas

URI @ Virginia Tech (-25.5)

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

MN
OR
LSU
TT
OK
VT

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Nebraska @ Minnesota (-7.5)
Colorado @ Oregon (-20.5)
Florida @ LSU (-13.5)
Texas Tech @ Baylor (-10)
Oklahoma (-11) @ Texas
URI @ Virginia Tech (-25.5): Last week was the first time I picked against VT and they won. If I have to go 0-1 every week to ensure a VT win then this will be the sword I fall on.

β€œTHE CUP IS GOING NOWHERE MIKEY!!! THEY DID IT SOMEHOW!!”

Nebraska @ Minnesota (-7.5)

Colorado @ Oregon (-20.5)

Florida @ LSU (-13.5)

Texas Tech @ Baylor (-10)

Oklahoma (-11) @ Texas

URI @ Virginia Tech (-25.5)

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

Nebraska
Colorado
LSU
Texas Tech
Oklahoma
#ThankYouBud

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Nebraska @ Minnesota (-7.5)

Colorado @ Oregon (-20.5)

Florida @ LSU (-13.5)

Texas Tech @ Baylor (-10)

Oklahoma (-11) @ Texas

URI @ Virginia Tech (-25.5)

in Fuller we trust

Nebraska
Oregon
LSU
Texas Tech
Texas
Virginia Tech

Gophers
Ducks
Tigers
Raiders
Sooners
against my better judgement: Hokies

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Minnesota (-7.5)
Colorado (+20.5)
LSU (-13.5)
Texas Tech (+10)
Texas (+11)
Virginia Tech (-25.5)

Nebraska (+7.5)
Colorado (+20.5)
Florida (+13.5)
Texas Tech (+10) Straight up win.
Texas (+11)
Virginia Tech (-25.5)

I have conglomeration of IPA's in the fridge right now. Good weekend to just clear em out and start making room for some more! Mostly Tree House, Aslin, Dewey Beer, and Burley Oak.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Minnesota
Oregon
UF
Texas Tech
Okl
ehhhhhhhh.....Hokies

Nebraska @ Minnesota (-7.5)

Colorado @ Oregon (-20.5)

Florida @ LSU (-13.5)

Texas Tech @ Baylor (-10)

Oklahoma (-11) @ Texas

URI @ Virginia Tech (-25.5)

Nebraska @ Minnesota (-7.5)

Colorado @ Oregon (-20.5) WARNING: FRIDAY NIGHT GAME

Florida @ LSU (-13.5)

Texas Tech @ Baylor (-10)

Oklahoma (-11) @ Texas

URI @ Virginia Tech (-25.5)

"If at first you do not succeed, then skydiving is not for you." - Anonymous

Nebraska @ Minnesota (-7.5)

Colorado @ Oregon (-20.5)

Florida @ LSU (-13.5)

Texas Tech @ Baylor (-10)

Oklahoma (-11) @ Texas

URI @ Virginia Tech (-25.5)

Hokies, Local Soccer, AFC Ajax, Ravens

where do we see the results?

Hokies, Local Soccer, AFC Ajax, Ravens

I do them semiweekly so they will be in next weeks. Everything is manual so it takes a lot of time. The data entry and manipulations and writing the column weekly would take 2+ hours.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

Goldy, bitch
Buffs
Fightin' Orgerons
Guns Up
Hook Em
Your Virginia Tech Hokies

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Nebraska @ Minnesota (-7.5)

Colorado @ Oregon (-20.5) WARNING: FRIDAY NIGHT GAME

Florida @ LSU (-13.5)

Texas Tech @ Baylor (-10)

Oklahoma (-11) @ Texas

URI @ Virginia Tech (-25.5)

Gophers
Colorado
LSU
Texas tech
Texas
Hokies

Nebraska @ Minnesota (-7.5) - special guest appearance from our very own....looks like he's Kill'n it.

Colorado @ Oregon (-20.5)

Florida @ LSU (-13.5)

Texas Tech @ Baylor (-10)

Oklahoma (-11) @ Texas

URI @ Virginia Tech (-25.5)

VT Marketing Class of 2009
Current Roanoke-Hokie
Go Hokies!

MN
CO
LSU
TT
TX
RI

Nebraska
Oregon
Florida
Baylor
Texas
URI

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Nebraska
Colorado
LSU
Baylor
Texas
VT

Nebraska @ Minnesota (-7.5): This feels more like a one-score game to me.

Colorado @ Oregon (-20.5): I don't trust the Ducks to dominate anyone right now.

Florida @ LSU (-13.5): Is there any thought more terrifying than LSU with a functional offense?

Texas Tech @ Baylor (-10): Baylor gets exposed this week as a not-very-good football team.

Oklahoma (-11) @ Texas: I hate picking rivalry games ATS. Especially this one.

URI @ Virginia Tech (-25.5): Tricky spread, but 35-7 feels reasonable here.

Drink of the week? Against our second FCS foe of the year? This is gonna require something a little stronger than my usual options.

β€œYou got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.”
― John Madden (describing VT's offense?)

Nebraska @ Minnesota (-7.5)

Colorado @ Oregon (-20.5)

Florida @ LSU (-13.5)

Texas Tech @ Baylor (-10)

Oklahoma (-11) @ Texas

URI @ Virginia Tech (-25.5)

@Fightin_Gobbler

Go Hokies

Go Falcons

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Minnesota
Colorado
LSU
Baylor
Texas
Virginia Tech

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

Nebraska
Oregon
Florida
Baylor
Texas
Virginia tech

Minnesota- Minny might outright win
Oregon- Don't trust the Buffs
LSU- Burrows makes a huge difference
Baylor- I like what Rhule is building
Texas- These games are always close
VT- I love my Hooker

Bonus pick:
Canes over loluva

Nebraska @ Minnesota (-7.5)

Colorado @ Oregon (-20.5)

Florida @ LSU (-13.5)

Texas Tech @ Baylor (-10)

Oklahoma (-11) @ Texas

URI @ Virginia Tech (-25.5)

Nebraska @ Minnesota (-7.5)

Colorado @ Oregon (-20.5) WARNING: FRIDAY NIGHT GAME

Florida @ LSU (-13.5)

Texas Tech @ Baylor (-10)

Oklahoma (-11) @ Texas

URI @ Virginia Tech (-25.5)

Click here to destroy wall.

Nebraska
Colorado*
Florida
Texas Tech
Texas
Virginia Tech

*Picked loser because I was late