2019 Six Pick: Week 8 Mac "My Underpants Are" Brown

Welcome back to Six Pick where the rules are made up and the points matter a lot.

WVU
@ Oklahoma (-33.5)

Nerd Fact #1: BOOMER SOONER is averaging 46.2 PPG.
Nerd Fact #2: WVU is averaging 25 PPG.

Pick: I thiiiiiink Oklahoma blows WVU out of the water. The Neers don't look great this year.

Arizona State
@ Utah (-13.5)

Nerd Fact #1: 4 teams in the PAC 12 South, including ASU and Utah, have a 2-1 record.
Nerd Fact #2: I'm still #firmforHerm.

Pick: I like the Utes to cover.

Michigan
@ Penn State (-8.5)

Nerd Fact #1: Michigan has back to back games against Penn State and Notre Dame, get your good khakis out.
Nerd Fact #2: -8.5 is one of the most favorable lines I've seen this week.

Pick: The Nittany Lions take it big.

LSU (-19)
@ Mississippi St

Nerd Fact #1:
Nerd Fact #2:

Pick: Da taiguhs uh gonna gib dem booldawgs awl dey can handl.

Temple
@ SMU (-7.5)

Nerd Fact #1: Temple's last coach before Rod Carey never won a game.
Nerd Fact #2: I really want SMU to just go crazy and dare the NCAA to ban them again.

Pick: Pony Express keeps on riding.

UNC (-3)
@ VT

Nerd Fact #1: Bud Foster may punch Mac Brown in the throat.
Nerd Fact #2: I still believe in Fu. It's like the come back at the end of the Karate Kid.

Pick: Hokies win by 73.

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BEER OF THE WEEK:

MILLER LITE! LET'S GO!

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NERD OUT!

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Comments

OU
ASU
PSU
LSU
SMU
UNC - as much as it pains me....

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Ou wins big, but not 33 pts big...more like 24
ASU, if for no other reason than that picture
Penn State
LSU
Temple
UNC... (sobs quietly)

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

OU
ASU
PSU
LSU
Temple
UNC

OU
ASU
Penn State
LSU
Temple
VT

in Fuller we trust

WVU @ Oklahoma (-33.5)
Arizona State @ Utah (-13.5)
Michigan @ Penn State (-8.5)
LSU (-19) @ Miss State
Temple @ SMU (-7.5)
UNC (-3) @ VT

WVU @ Oklahoma (-33.5)
Arizona State @ Utah (-13.5)
Michigan @ Penn State (-8.5)
LSU (-19) @ Miss State
Temple @ SMU (-7.5)
UNC (-3) @ VT

WVU
ASU
UM
LSU
SMU
UNC

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

WVU @ Oklahoma (-33.5)
Arizona State @ Utah (-13.5)
Michigan @ Penn State (-8.5)
LSU (-19) @ Miss State
Temple @ SMU (-7.5)
UNC (-3) @ VT

WVU @ Oklahoma (-33.5)
Arizona State @ Utah (-13.5)
Michigan @ Penn State (-8.5)
LSU (-19) @ Miss State
Temple @ SMU (-7.5)
UNC (-3) @ VT

WVU
ASU
PSU
LSU
Temple
UNC
Beer: judging a homebrew comp and looks like I've got stouts and British ales.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

WVU
UTAH
PSU
LSU
SMY
UNC

WVU
UTES
MICH
LSU
SMU
TECH

WVU @ Oklahoma (-33.5)
Arizona State @ Utah (-13.5)
Michigan @ Penn State (-8.5)
LSU (-19) @ Miss State
Temple @ SMU (-7.5)
UNC (-3) @ VT

Hokies, Local Soccer, AFC Ajax, Ravens

WVU
Utah
Michigan
Miss State
SMU
VT

WVU @ Oklahoma (-33.5) - Even though their theme song "Country Roads" isn't about West Virginia:....

Arizona State @ Utah (-13.5)

Michigan @ Penn State (-8.5)

LSU (-19) @ Miss State

Temple @ SMU (-7.5)

UNC (-3) @ VT

VT Marketing Class of 2009
Current Roanoke-Hokie
Go Hokies!

WVU @ Oklahoma (-33.5)
Arizona State @ Utah (-13.5)
Michigan @ Penn State (-8.5)
LSU (-19) @ Miss State
Temple @ SMU (-7.5)
UNC (-3) @ VT

WVU @ Oklahoma (-33.5)
Arizona State @ Utah (-13.5)
Michigan @ Penn State (-8.5)
LSU (-19) @ Miss State
Temple @ SMU (-7.5)
UNC (-3) @ VT

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

WVU @ Oklahoma (-33.5)
Arizona State @ Utah (-13.5)
Michigan @ Penn State (-8.5)
LSU (-19) @ Miss State
Temple (+7.5) @ SMU
UNC @ VT (+3)❀️ >πŸ’”

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

OU
Utah
Penn State
LSU
Temple
VT

"If at first you do not succeed, then skydiving is not for you." - Anonymous

Western Virginia
Arizona State
Michigan
LSU
Temple
VT

WVU (+33.5) Might be 30, but nearly 5 td's is a lot...
Utah (-13.5)
Penn State (-8.5)
LSU (-19)
Temple (+7.5)
VT (+3)

Miller Lite, huh? Switching it up!
Gonna polish off the last bit of these I have this weekend.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

WVU +33.5
Utah -13.5
Penn ST -8.5
LSU – 19
Temple + 7.5
VT + 3

Cousins cover
Utah
Penn State
The Fighting Eds
Temple
UNC

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

WVU @ Oklahoma (-33.5)
Arizona State @ Utah (-13.5)
Michigan @ Penn State (-8.5)
LSU (-19) @ Miss State
Temple @ SMU (-7.5)
UNC (-3) @ VT

WVU @ Oklahoma (-33.5)
Arizona State @ Utah (-13.5)
Michigan @ Penn State (-8.5)
LSU (-19) @ Miss State
Temple @ SMU (-7.5)
UNC (-3) @ VT

BEER OF THE WEEK:

MILLER LITE

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

WVU @ Oklahoma (-33.5)
Arizona State @ Utah (-13.5)
Michigan @ Penn State (-8.5)
LSU (-19) @ Miss State
Temple (+7.5) @ SMU
UNC @ VT (+3) (But, VT to win)

Nerd, come on, you need a better VT picture. Here you go:

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

West Virginia
Arizona State
Michigan
LSU
SMU
VT

WVU @ Oklahoma (-33.5)
Arizona State @ Utah (-13.5)
Michigan @ Penn State (-8.5)
LSU (-19) @ Miss State
Temple @ SMU (-7.5)
UNC (-3) @ VT

β€œYou got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.”
― John Madden (describing VT's offense?)

WVU @ Oklahoma (-33.5)
Arizona State @ Utah (-13.5)
Michigan @ Penn State (-8.5)
LSU (-19) @ Miss State
Temple @ SMU (-7.5)
UNC (-3) @ VT

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

WVU covers (letdown game for OU)
ASU
Penn St
LSU
SMU
UNC

Oklahoma
Arizona state
Michigan
LSU
Smu
Vt

WVU
ASU
Michigan
LSU
SMU
UNC (VT hasn't covered yet this year)

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

Any link to the season stats for this available?

Oklahoma
Utah
Penn State
LSU
Temple
UNC

Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, the Hound, Jeff Jagodzinski, Paul Johnson, Pat Narduzzi.

WVU @ Oklahoma (-33.5)
Arizona State @ Utah (-13.5)
Michigan @ Penn State (-8.5)
LSU (-19) @ Miss State
Temple @ SMU (-7.5)
UNC (-3) @ VT

Click here to destroy wall.

Oklahoma
Arizona State
Penn State
LSU
SMU
#BudAndFuenteTogetherOwnCarolina

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Oklahoma- I think OU is that good.
ASU- Utes win a close one.
Michigan- I think Michigan wins.
LSU- LSU is going to the playoffs this year.
Temple- Temple's Dline is really good.
VT- I can't figure VT out. If we win, we cover.

I really should have gone to Arizona state.

Perhaps a master's degree is in order.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Why does she have a phone in her hand and in her left pocket? Is one phone not enough?

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

Dude....you're looking at her phones??!!

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

That's a wallet in her pocket. See the zipper?

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

WVU @ Oklahoma (-33.5)
Arizona State @ Utah (-13.5)
Michigan @ Penn State (-8.5)
LSU (-19) @ Miss State
Temple @ SMU (-7.5)
UNC (-3) @ VT - Continuing my trend of picking against VT to help support wins by VT.

β€œTHE CUP IS GOING NOWHERE MIKEY!!! THEY DID IT SOMEHOW!!”

Neers
Co-eds of ASU
Mee-shee-gan
Taiguhs
Death Penalty U
UNCheat

WVU @ Oklahoma (-33.5)
Arizona State @ Utah (-13.5)
Michigan @ Penn State (-8.5)
LSU (-19) @ Miss State
Temple @ SMU (-7.5)
UNC (-3) @ VT

To all who picked against the Hokies. I hope you are all sufficiently ashamed.

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

It was an emotional hedge man...

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

We're 2-0 in games I pick against them, so you're welcome.

VT Marketing Class of 2009
Current Roanoke-Hokie
Go Hokies!

VT's 2-5 against the spread. You could have made some nice cash betting against them all year long.

Some may have picked VT to win a 6OT game by a 2pt conversion.....thus not covering the 3pt spread......

That's not how this works...

Except it was UNC that was favored by 3,right....???

So didn't ANY VT win by definition cover the spread?

From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

Except a moral win, yes.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.