2019 Six Pick Week 6: Free Win Edition

Welcome back to Six Pick, your weekly feature that just confirms that none of us should be professional gamblers. Stats are back as I actually did my job this week! Week 4 had no perfect scores nor skunks. Week 5 saw the return of the 6 with OHokie's perfect slate. HokieJoe11 is your week 5 leader at 18.5/29.5 points and bounced back in a major way from his week 3 1.5 point performance. 4 pickers are within a point of 1st. Stats are here.

Michigan State
@ Ohio State (-20)

Nerd Fact One: Dantonio is a wizard.
Nerd Fact Two: Buckeyes are poisonous and will kill you. Don't eat the nuts either.
Pick: I like Michigan State in this one. I think they keep it close until the 3rd quarter and Ohio State wins by 14-17.

Cal
@ Oregon (-18)

Nerd Fact One: I want Ed Orgeron to coach Oregon for the name similarity and the culture mismatch.
Nerd Fact Two: The entire PAC 12 reminds me of the Coastal and I am a little jealous.
Pick: Honestly have no idea here. The PAC 12 have been performing so inconsistently, I wouldn't be surprised in Utah wins this one somehow. I'll go with Oregon.

Georgia (-25.5)
@ Tennessee

Nerd Fact One: UGA, despite being coached by Kirby, is a Fox spammer in Super Smash.
Nerd Fact Two: Tennessee is desperate for a win as their only W comes over Chattanooga (which I probably misspelled)
Pick: Even with the spread, I'm taking UGA.

Texas (-11.5)
@ WVU

Nerd Fact One: Texas has had two close games and two blowouts. Both close games were against ranked opponents.
Nerd Fact Two: WVU is not a ranked opponent.
Pick: I pick Texas.

Purdue
@ Penn State (-27.5)

Nerd Fact One: Purdue Pete is a serial killer.
Nerd Fact Two: The above picture was him finding his next victim.
Pick: 4 touchdowns seems a lot for Penn State. I'll take Purdue to keep it close.

Virginia Tech
@ Miami (-13.5)

Nerd Fact One: Miami barely beat CMU earlier this year.
Nerd Fact Two: Virginia Tech barely beat Furman earlier this year.
Pick: All signs point to a blow out for Miami. This makes me once again take the Hokies by 72 in a drumming of the Canes.

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Summary

Sparty @ Nutty (-20)
Bears @ Ducks (-18)
Dwags (-25.5) @ Vols
Horns (-11.5) @ Neers
Nightmare Machines @ Big Cats (-27.5)
Hokies @ Cokeheads (-13.5)

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