GAMBLING LINES 2019: WEEK 5

I, and every other degenerate gambler out there, have this habit of getting too excited with my parlays. For instance, I had what turned out to be a fantastic 3 leg parlay thrown together, only to tack on just one more bet. FML. Even so, it would have been a wash of a weekend if Clemson could have scored just one more time or if UCF didn't inexplicably forget how to play football... Don't bet kids.

Anyway, on to this week's lines.

• Pedo State (-6): In what world is #12 PSU only a 6 point favorite over Maryland? Maryland who was exposed by mighty Temple just two weeks ago? I'm sorry, give me the don't drop the soap sandusky's over the terps by double digits.
• Temple (-8.5): Speaking of Temple....I'm loving that GT is expected to lose by more than a TD to the owls. Not loving what is says about our division, but, if there ever was a year for us to need a weak division, this is it.
• ODU (-3): It's the battle of the obnoxious little brothers. I'm still pissed at ODU for gifting LOLUVa a TD last week and not finishing them off, but I can't stay mad at them. ODU (-3). After all, whoever heard of a let down game to Eastern Carolina the week after punching above your weight on national television?
• anOSU (-14.5): I took this line and I fully expect this line to jump like crazy given that Nebraska isn't BAK and anOSU's only black mark this season is a head scratching 34 point win over FAU.

As always, please do not take my ramblings as legitimate gambling advice. You will lose your shirt and anything else you're foolish enough to bet based on my idiocy.
Lines may change over the course of the week. I also may have made errors copying them. Always triple check when money is at stake
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