Air Force 2020 Schedule Announcement is on Point

I wish more schools did something like this.

https://twitter.com/AF_Football/status/1233100480428920832?s=20

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Hard to give the chair force credit but that was pretty entertaining

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

KCCO

All y'all jealous they slept in hotels and ate hot meals on deployments.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Slept in an air conditioned trailer with WiFi.

Only jealous in garrison, really. Deployment conditions are what they are depending on branch, job, and luck. And while there were definitely times I would have rather had AF accommodations downrange, all the shitty parts build character and make for much better stories.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

I don't know my best friend was Security Forces in the Air Force and got to witness the best story I've heard out of Iraqi Freedom.

Sitting security detail at the airport and they get a group of Air National Guardsmen to supplement them. First night on duty one of them manages to blow up the mail truck with the MK-19 mounted on the Humvee. So for the next 6 months that squads rotation was the Gitmo flight. Baghdad to Afghanistan to Gitmo and back every other night.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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What the hell, man? Mail took long enough as it was! Air Guard gonna Air Guard though. Smh.

That's pretty funny, but I don't know how it fits into the branch accommodations in-country conversation. It does, however, reinforce my comment about shitty situations making for better stories.

As much as that mission would have sucked, it would have made those 6 months fly by. Everyone knows those 6-month deployments sure are the worst. /S

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

It was supposed to be TDY from Turkey for 6 weeks where he was stationed.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Oh, the poor thing. /S

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

That may be the best thing I've seen on the interwebs in a long time.

As an Army guy, this hurts to say, but Well done Air Force!!!!

As a fellow Army guy, the Navy one had me rolling and I was wondering where they would go with Army. I'd say Army's was pretty tame. I'm actually pretty disappointed.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

My favorite was the Navy clip until Army came up. I just can't not laugh at Stripes. The first half anyway.

I'm not even mad. I'm just disappointed ...at the AF. All the ways they could have gone with that, and they pick a movie virtually universally loved. And while yes, those particular characters were ate up, they took on the Commies, rescued their bros, got the girls, medals, and the magazine covers. Just saying, they need help in the roasting department. I mean, hell, they could've used footage with Pauly Shore from In the Army Now.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Yeah, I'm not sure if they were even going for the roast there. Just comedic effect.

You say tomato, I say terrible roasting skills.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Lit AF.

We put the K in Kwality

I see what you did there...

...All this time I thought it stood for Air Force.

We put the K in Kwality

/thread

“Who is this Fuentes person that you speak about?” -McHokie540

This is fantastic! Well done AF.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

This was hilarious. Well done.

Give that man a raise

That was pretty cool. Had to laugh at Fresno State. I was waiting for the bulldog to poop. The New Mexico State shade was hilarious.

“Who is this Fuentes person that you speak about?” -McHokie540

Great Stuff. Helps us get through Friday. Thanks for sharing!
AAAAARRRRRMMMYYYY TTRRAAIINNIINNGG SIR!!

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

This is all great and all, but I'm waiting for the Space Force to chime in.

SPAAACE FORCE!!!!

They don't have a football team.

Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it's cold as hell
And there's no one there to raise them if you did
And all this science I don't understand
It's just my job five days a week
A rocket man, a rocket man

I've always hated this lyric more than any other lyric in all of musicdom

Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it's cold as hell
And there's no one there to raise them if you did

Worse than when van halen sang "only time will tell if we stand the test of time"?

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

It's worse, but not by a lot

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

That was nicely done.

I love the Purdue one😃 any Thomas the tank engine memes make me laugh like crazy 😂

Cut and divide it all right in two

This was well done. AFA also has some of my favorite helmets too...

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Navy helmets are better

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

That was pretty damn good... I'd love to see one for our schedule...

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

STICK IT IN HAS RETURNED!!!

I don't know if it's possible to make fun of Liberty without veering too far into religious territory.

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Sure you can, just use a Ned Flanders clip

The one where he says he doesn't drink, dance, or swear.

That was great, the shade thrown was awesome. As said above, can't not laugh at Stripes

I don't know what a Hokie is, but God is one of them!

Amazing

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