January 2017 Recruiting Thread Part IV

With the flip of Dylan Rivers and commitments of Devon Hunter and Bryce Watts, Virginia Tech is currently 4th in ACC Rankings on 247. Here is a list of the remaining recruits and current crystal ball predictions leading up to signing day. (BTW I made a part 4 because the last one had like 622 comments

Austin Conner
Vanderbilt 40%, Other 30%, Duke 20% (yeah I don't think we got a chance)

Result: has not committed

Jaelon Darden
Virginia Tech 100%

Result: has not committed

Mekhi Becton
Virginia Tech 73%, Michigan 18%, LOLUVA 9%

Result: has not committed

Brad Johnson
SCAR 67%, Virginia Tech 33%

Result: has not committed

Robert Porcher IV
Virginia Tech 60%, Nebraska 20%

Result: Committed to VT

Zion DeBose
Virginia Tech 100%

Result: has not committed

Bobby Roundtree
Indiana 100%

Result: has not committed

Victor Dimukeje
Virginia Tech 57%, Maryland 29%, Duke 7%

Result: committted to Duke (his loss)

Ameer Speed
Virginia Tech 82%, Georgia 28% EDIT: 50%, 50%

Result: has not committed

Latavious Brini
USF 57%, Miami 36%

Result: has not committed

Tank Robinson
Clemson 33%, SCAR 17% Virginia Tech 17%

Result: has not committed

Keontae Jones
100% Iowa State

Result: has not committed

A.J. Deshazor
50% Virginia Tech, 50% Indiana

Result: has not committed

Tyjuan Garbutt
100% Virginia Tech

Result: has not committed

Dazz Newsome
100% Virginia Tech

Result: has not committed

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