MascotMock™: AscotMock Edition

Editor's Note: I didn't think it'd be possible for Box to outdo his work over the last couple of months, but here we are. Let's get out mock on. --Joe

Well, we're now 3-0 on the new and improved MascotMock™.  Thanks for the patience and hard work but lets really hit it hard this week.  These "people" deserve nothing but our unrelenting disrespect and teasing.  Lots of material so no excuses not to help out and degrade our enemies.

Cutouts are here: doucheturdbuttholedicknoseweakling

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Gllooorrriiioooouuusss

Also love the AscotMock. tried to suggest that last week. word!

All your idea, big guy. Now get to photoshopping.

I cannot WAIT to get home from the Dr office and open Photoshop. I have so many ideas. Though.... Pretty sure the above cannot be outdone. Simply amazing.

SNUGGLES!

lol #newhoos

nice

+1000 wine coolers

ascotmock

Someone should really butcher up the video of London dancing in his Living room. That would be an instant classic!

In these here parts we got a thing called the Missouri boat ride

Welcome to the brotherhood.

wow

can't believe I pulled that brain fart. Totally forgot. Good to see it again though!

In these here parts we got a thing called the Missouri boat ride

My First Attempt at the Mock

I am positive that if ballet was a college sport, UVA fans would brag about how good they are.

Hyping up Hokie Nation one video at a time.

But

it's not an OLYMPIC sport, so they wouldn't be interested in your idea in Charlottesville anyways.

ITS FUN TO STAY AT THE

Not my best work, but UVA doesn't deserve my time or effort.

NO TWEEDY, IT'S WHIP!!!!!!!

A quick one

Certainly not the best one I've seen, but I think it represents UVA well.

@CharlotteHokies

VPI 2008 - Currently living in Charlotte, NC

I just noticed...

Why is that guy's arm in a cast? I guess the Hokies just finished beating up on the Hoos before they took this pic?

@CharlotteHokies

VPI 2008 - Currently living in Charlotte, NC

yeah, but...

The only 'problem' with that one, is that it doesn't need to be photoshopped at all... Good find.

"The TKP community is unrivaled."
-Justin Fuente, probably

most uninteresting man in the world...

I wish I was Shiva

so I could clap with more than two hands.

Layup

The Lawn

Special Olympics

Halloween derp

scumbag uva

my first attempt at mascot mock

hahahahaha

Hyping up Hokie Nation one video at a time.

This is brilliant.

So meme-tastic and it's very well done Sir.

Look like Tigers; don't know what a Clemson is.

more lulz

The happy couple.

My late addition...

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Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.