GUNTAR's Recent Comments
I'm still out here.... Lurking....watching.... Waiting.... For opportunities to make dumb jokes
I may roll fancy in my set up... but I would totally suck the mud out of a puddle if it had caffeine in it.
I just an idea for your craft:
Come up with a fancy name for your reheated sludge technique... charge $5.50 for it... sell it out of the back of a leather belt store in The Mission... grow a mustache... congratulations you've started the next hipster coffee revolution.
After several cheap grinders and makers crapped out on me, I went industrial:
-Baratza Encore Grinder
-technivorm moccamaster
Anything Ethiopian in my cup! OZO 8th wonder currently
Cattoor Chef's Kiss 3 Ball
Please tell me you posted this because EXUM has Snipes hair from this movie
Add Lunardi to that spammed list
FAM-ING HARDER THAN A MURPHY THANKSGIVING
Thanksgiving got us like💃🏻😋😂 #unameit pic.twitter.com/ADUOzOtR7a— Storm Murphy (@Murphy_Storm) November 24, 2016
Holy shiiiiiit!!!!!
I'm sorry Steelers fans... I can't resist:
Please change the title of this thread to:
"EXUM - Greatest album of 2021 (and maybe ever?) and then all the others that were somewhat nifty this year"
Before there were Jet Sweeps, there was running it to the short side of the field ...
Oh man... I AM GUNTAR AND I APPROVE OF THIS PHOTOSHOPPIN'
(side note: those boys are only half dipped, no wonder they lose)
In keeping with Hoo tradition.... Let us read the sacred parting Hoo text:
"When you get what you want in your struggle for self "And the world makes you king for a day, "Then go to a mirror and look at yourself "And see what that guy has to say. "For it isn't your father or mother or wife "Whose judgment upon you must pass, "The fellow whose verdict counts most in your life" "Is the guy staring back from the glass.
"He's the fellow to please, never mind all the rest "For he's with you clear to the end "And you've passed your most dangerous, difficult test "If the guy in the glass is your friend.
"You may be like Jack Horner and chisel a plum, "And think you¹re a wonderful guy, "But the man in the glass says you¹re only a bum, "If you can¹t look him straight in the eye.
"You may fool the whole world down the pathway of years "And get pats on the back as you pass "But your final reward will be heartache and tears "If you've cheated the man in the glass."
It's like a movie.... What a freaking BOSS!
JC walks away from the stadium slowly smoking a cigar, as lane stadium north explodes behind him...
I nominate Joe for HC. (We know he can engage and build something bigger than him.)
His officer of Quality Control can be DCwilson (few would argue there are individuals with higher standards)
Recruiting co-ordinator can be Fernley Hokie (no individual more positive and inviting)
Defensive co-ordinator is gobble gobble chumps (he's adept at blocking all things offensive)
Offensive co-ordinator is French (knows jimmies, joes, x's, and o's)
I dibs running the social media side: I will just make stupid photoshops of every recruit that commits fully dipped in dork magic
Anyone else want in on this future hall of fame staff?
I hear you, I hear you. It's hard to disagree how content he looks. buuuuuuut.... did he look happier than this guy?
oh man.... I'm gonna get buried for this.... but here goes:
Bring back Frank as the figure head and face of the program.... Pay him in Milk shakes.
Use the rest of the budget to surround him with the best co-ordinators and recruiters we can buy....
If it doesn't work, a .500 season under Frank won't be this contentious nasty thing that it is under some maligned aspiring young coach.
We stormed the field and their fans stuck around and threw bottle at us from the stands and told us to come fight them... in Lane Stadium.... Total Dirt Bags
It's buried in an old thread. But we had proposed an animatronic BUD head that shoots flames added to the Hokie Vision board. I still think this would be the most appropriate way to honor him:
