Another Mike London Recruiting Letter -- "YOU!"

This is an actual letter Mike London mailed to Virginia commit Jeff Farrar.

Five fake internet dollars to anyone who knows what it means.

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"You!" is the only recruiting tool TimeCop has left. i mean what else is he going to sell them with??

VT CEE Class of 2016

"Exit Light. Enter night..."

Thought of this.

Which wallet is yours?

The one that says "Bad Motherfucker"

I actually think it was a misspelling of "ewe".
He was informing the prospect that he was a steeple and must commit to UVA with the rest.

Danny caught that ball.

Friends don't let 5 star friends commit to UVA.

I have inside info. - Whit

Soulja Boi reference?

Mary had a little lamb, its fleece electrostatic. Everywhere that Mary went, the lights became erratic.

Maybe London thinks Soulja Boy reference is hip these days. Crank dat!

@vtscottyb

What you don't know is that he's called 2 timeouts after writing "YOU" so the other letters should be arriving shortly with the rest of the message

Correct. The next letter will simply say "COMPLETE" and the final one will say "ME!"

I've always wondered what his informer letters looked like.

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

He deleted the tweet, but it has been preserved for humanity's sake.

That's an "F" there...

Fondu. You know, stuff on a hot plate that you stick a fork in.

I'm a man! I'm 40!
Hokie thru and thru.

Sheesh why would Coach Fondue waste the 42 cents to send that

Tyrod did it Mikey! Tyrod did it!!

It was only a 30 second time out, not a full time out.

I'm a man! I'm 40!
Hokie thru and thru.

As in the stuff on a hot plate that you stick a fork in...

I'm a man! I'm 40!
Hokie thru and thru.

The "F" actually goes before the "U" if he were to actually commit to UVA...

VHokie

Timely and excellent execution. Classic Guitarman.

Which wallet is yours?

The one that says "Bad Motherfucker"

Thanks. My laptop had been gone for a while for a repair, so I haven't been as active as I would have liked in the last few days, especially with several meme opportunities arising. I knew I couldn't let this one slip by, so as soon as my machine was back (and after doing a little "actual" work...sigh), I put this together. Mike London is one of my favorite subjects :)

like shooting fish in a ...fondoo pot ...TIME OUT? no ...wait....

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

As many times as Mike London has lost you would think he should be able to draw an L properly...

@VTimHokie85

Y. -ou
O. -ughta
U. -ncommit!

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

He took it off. tried looking for it and its gone.

"I'm high on Juice and ready to stick it in!" Whit Babcock

Aint nobody got time for that.

I'm a man! I'm 40!
Hokie thru and thru.

Or maybe it was a letter from the AD telling Jeff to coach London.

Doesn't matter how, just Stick It In.

Or for Jeff to take him to London and leave him there

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

In Soviet Charlottesville, recruit coaches YOU!

RealDiehl

somewhere in the signature I think I see a Coach 0-10.. I'm not sure ...wait a minute there it is!!!!!

"I'm high on Juice and ready to stick it in!" Whit Babcock

Mike L0-10don

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Mike LOLndon

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

If this doesn't cause some UVA verbals to mutter "WTF!!" and reconsider their commitments, then they're truly doomed to four+ years of living in the C'ville version of Land of the Lost.

He used to send the same card every year around this time to the mall Dunkin' Donuts employees.

are we forgetting all the possible Pokemon jokes that could be made here?

Mike London, you have really outdone yourself this time.

remember that time we set off the richter scale jumping to "enter, sandman"?

I wasn't aware there were a bunch of Pokemon jokes...generational gap!

VHokie

Surprised he used the correct spelling and use of the word "you" - Formerly, he was incorrect in past usages of certain words.

"And it is caught, it is caught for a touchdown"

Its short for "YOU VEE AYE"

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

looks like Sam Rogers trucked over the 'f's in Jeff and turned them into 7's

"And it is caught, it is caught for a touchdown"

I love the holiday season. I think coach fondue is the best nickname we have for him.

Not to get too cheesy, but like in fondue and football, there are no time outs. There are either delicious treats to be had...don't over cook them now!...and timeouts to be mismanaged.

How the fudge did we lose out on Brown and etc. etc.

I can only gather it's more of a MeAngelo type of situation. No team unity. No heart. No nothing.

10 years, Coach Fondue. 10 years.

Bigger, Faster, STRONGER...BUILT TO HIT

Coach Fondue! That's killing me...and so appropriate!

Class of '85

@TomWillardVT

Don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy

Yeah, that's a good one. But my favorite is still "Coach L'Undone." But then, I've been on the LOLUVA = France Bandwagon for a really REALLY long time. LOL

Virginia Tech would walk right up to you and punch you in the neck. They're just tougher. Cowherd 3:16

Wow it appears there's plenty of space in that note for...Photoshop.

Reality has a mighty pimp hand.

I actually did ^above and the Sam Rogers bus stop pic in MS Paint. I just fired up the Fushitsu which has PhotoShop on it. It's been on for about half an hour with 40 Windows updates.... 0% complete. I'm either sticking with paint or moving PhotoShop over to the work PC.

I'm currently on one of those Fushitsus right now. That gif accurately represents my feelings about 93% of the time I'm on the computer.

At least you're not alone. I'm in the same terrible boat.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

I just bought a new ultrabook, and I can't wait to do that to that old fujitsu.....
It sounded like it was going to take off any any moment!

Also, the Lenovo Yoga... 20 second cold boot time, and 3 second wake from sleep.... Never again will I buy a fujitsu.....

Hokies.

My son's school issues fujitsu windows tablets to all the students. They are incredibly good paperweights. As a useful device....not so much.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Should actually read "FORMERLY, YOU!"

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

"The Building of a Program" continues!

I support Coach Frank Beamer.

VT '10, Born & Raised in the 804. Hokies, Keydets, Army Black Knights, NY Giants, NY Rangers, and ATL Braves.

Just realized that London is in France!
...and thats one to grow on.

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

I believe it's either "TimeCop New Romans" or "Comic Coach"

#BeatDuke

7UVA

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

It reminds me of the people that sign their names with a squiggle, only worse. The squiggle is designed to "pass" as your signature requiring the least amount of time with pen to paper. This looks like he sat down and designed (or someone else did) a way to sign his name that "looks cool" (notice the quotes). There are 5 distinct pen to paper marks, and very few of them resemble to letters which he is actually trying to spell. This just screams narcissism.

i'm a total squiggle signer. people look at it and always say 'hmm doctor's signature' and i'm always like 'yeah i'm just lazy.'

"We're your family right?!? You love your family right?!?"-Dadi Nicholas
"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

The best signature is one where you can read the first letter of the first and last name and the rest is up to your imagination. In this one you could never put together its an L

@vtscottyb

Assuming the NCAA limits contacts with recruits by cell phone and text, is this the first instance of drunk mailing? If so, London could be a trendsetter.

Which wallet is yours?

The one that says "Bad Motherfucker"

Do you think he understands there isn't a 140 character limit on actual ink n paper notes?

I'm a man! I'm 40!
Hokie thru and thru.

I'm sure Jeff saw this and was like

Me?

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

And notice the credit at the bottom of the story! Good job TKP!

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

I followed a couple links and ended up at another ridiculous recruiting letter that NC State sent to our very own commit CJ Reavis. I didn't remember hearing about this at the time but it's worth a share.

NC STATE NEEDS = BALLERS

d

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

me love you long time

Virginia Tech would walk right up to you and punch you in the neck. They're just tougher. Cowherd 3:16

Return letter....

"//0ndon,

ME?!

JE77"

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST