I love lists. Top Ten, bottom ten, whatever. Here's a list of ways that I came up with to pass the time during the BYE week. (Note to paper airplane throwers, etc. This is not the week that the Hokies play Brigham Young East. There will be no first half for you to show up at this weekend. Enjoy.)
1. Rake a bunch of leaves into a pile shaped like Tom Savage. Pretend you're Dadi Nicholas. Rinse. Repeat.
2. Buy an extra pumpkin and carve a Bud Foster Face in it. (Only if you want trick-or-treaters to be scared of walking up to your porch.)
3. Pick up some Duke gear and drive to Charlottesville on Saturday. Tickets and fun will be plentiful.
4. Host a baby shower for the next cheerleader to be impregnated just because Sam Rogers showed up.
5. Really, do something with your wife that SHE wants to do. Willie Byrn will cut across the middle in traffic for LT, you can do the same for your marriage every now and then.
6. Organize a counseling center for Troubled Quarterbacks That Face the Hokies this Year.
7. Organize a First Down Collection Drive in your local community for the Hokie offense. They need all they can get.
8. Carefully drink alcohol all day on Saturday and monitor your state of functionality. A good, practical game day buzz can always use tweaking in a safe laboratory setting.
9. Write a BCS standings calculator that takes pre-game entrance and number of coaches with sweet goatees into account.
10. Bake a pie to score French points.
Let's hear 'em dudes. What are you guys doing this weekend?
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