MICHAEL BREWER IS MR. STEAL YOUR GIRL

A few quick thoughts:

  • What kind of dances are we talking here? Texas two-step? Foxtrot? Salsa? Wait...CAN MICHAEL BREWER BOTH WHIP AND NAE NAE?
  • He has no mustache, and that bums me out. I feel like a photo of mustachioed M-Dog the Dancing Fiend winking at lady should be on the cover of every media guide for at least the next 10 years.
  • "Does Michael Brewer's Dancing Feet Help Him In the Pocket? My Column:"-French when he's bored in two weeks
  • EA Sports may have not manufactured NCAA '16, but Brewer's rating in the winking and finger gun department would hypothetically be OFF. THE. CHARTS.
  • Any time he throws a touchdown in Lane Stadium I demand that they play the video to Take My Breathe Away with a montage of him slowly taking off aviator sunglasses like he's the next star of Top Gun.
  • MICHAEL BREWER IS MR. STEAL YOUR GIRL.

PS, I sent this to Pierson and he thought the Courtney Cox from that tweet was the same one from Friends, Cougar Town and your fondest mid-90s memories. My response to this mistake?

"It's not her...yet."

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