Caption This: Sam Rogers Presser Photo

I CANNOT stop laughing at this still of Sam Rogers. He looks like a hostage giving a forced statement filmed on a 7-11 closed circuit security camera. Or like he's doing an imitation of Randy "Macho Man" Savage (RIP) on your parent's camcorder in 1989. Or like he's selling protein shakes in an overnight infomercial.

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2023 Season Challenge: TBD
Previous Challenges: Star Wars (2019), Marvel (2020), Batman (2021), Wrasslin' (2022)

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Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

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I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

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I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

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Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

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I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

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"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

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If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

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Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

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All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding, dang my dang a long ling long....

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Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

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You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

His decision was made after a phone call with longtime Virginia Tech assistant coach Bud Foster. All Foster told him was, "We win. They don't."

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Listen to the Chowder and Grits Podcast for ACC and Hokies football talk.

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All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding, dang my dang a long ling long....

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Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

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I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"