2017 Week One Open Thread

It's finally here the first "Official" week of college football. Starting things off tonight at 6:00pm EST is a bevy of games including Tulsa and OKST, FIU and UCF and anOSU and Indiana. Things get rolling Saturday with a bunch of games including Cal and UNcheat in a rainstorm, NCST and USCE, a battle of FCS foes instate W&M and LOLUVA, FSU and Bama , BYU and LSU and UF with ten suspended players against Michigan. Enjoy the best time of the year folks because it goes by fast.

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