OT: TKP marketing/advertising

Who's in charge of it?
This is one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen, lol.

Maybe Gritty should get one!

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A few weeks back I was on TKP and an ad popped up for UVA football tickets on sale. It was just as disturbing as that photo, if not more!

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

Now this, and I sure as shit ain't browsing anything about attending that cesspool

Guess I'll fork out the $$$ to go add free

Are you sure you don't want to spoon out the money?

Come to Blacksburg and see what the Hokie Pokie is really all about

It's algorithmic advertising based on your search engine use. Just stop searching for Bear Lovin' porn and you'll be fine.

I believe that's one of the ads that is generated by your own browsing history.

It doesn't mean you personally searched for it. It just means this what the internet thinks you want based on your previous searches.

Or someone on your network has searched for it...

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Not great, Bob

They typically don't use IP-based tracking, since the vast majority of people have dynamic IPs that change over time and those that don't are usually corporations that can have hundreds or thousands of people on a single network.

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

I just joined TKP. Am I doing it right?

#MSPaintMondays

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Not great, Bob

you're going to fit in just fine!

They should make one of these sweatshirts that is a close-up of Gritty's face.

"Sooner or later, if man is ever to be worthy of his destiny, we must fill our heart with tolerance."
-Stan Lee

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."
-Ron Swanson

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

Paging GUNTAR....

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

I very appreciate this, and I very appreciate your avatar too.

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Is that an ND fan covering his ears?

Looks it

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Yes! Was going to post it as an OT after the game but I didn't have the legs to do that.

Covered his ears for most of the game and told people in front of him to sit down. Nice guy though, seemed to be a family member of a Hokie.

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Not great, Bob

Am I doing it right?

#MSPaintMondays

That hashtag in a comment posted just after midnight Wed morning? No, you are not doing it right.

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

All you got to do is pay for a key and then you don't have to see these hoodies modeled after me with my shirt off!

All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.

Hit the pace car?

Hit the pace car!

What for?

Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect!

I believe that's the kind of ads you start getting right before you sign up here and paying for a subscription.

You only need worry if it doesn't work.

Would this scarf be more of what you're looking for?

Let's Go

HOKIES

These folks are starting to scare me.

But clearly, they need a subscription that doesn't have tempting ads.

oh so that's where it is

"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

Is that the marital debate to be settled via poll on the other thread I haven't opened yet?

MUCH less exciting, unfortunately. It's about utensil preference (literally, not any sort of euphemism).

If you haven't opened the marital debate, you really need to. Great thread with some great responses from the community.

Although, it shouldn't have been a debate to begin with.

HokieEnginerd is a monster.

"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

Noooo..... My marital debate thread was just over a silly conversation. It was nowhere near as disturbing as that.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

I don't know...the hubs using a spoon for the the taters is pretty disturbing. He's a meat man. What the hell is he doing with a spoon anyway?

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used."
- The BoD

Not as disturbing as somethings.... He is a meat man, but we do eat other foods too.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Blasphemy.

You do realize the other foods is really just garnish to meat, right?