2017 The Key Play Reader Survey

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Just a head's up, on iPhone every time I clicked on a bullet, it jumps down half a page.

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Same here.

Shoulda bought an Android.

/s

Except also not so /s

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

Windows Phone beats both.

Marshall University student.
Virginia Tech fanatic.

Bless your heart

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

Marshall University student.
Virginia Tech fanatic.

It was kind of a fun game

Works fine on the crappy work IE

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

KCCO

Yall forgot a question

Why ask a question when you already know the answer?

Is that a serious question?

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

KCCO

didn't see a pie or cake question.. figured we'd give the cake people a chance to accept the fact that pie is better.

Watch it new guy.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

lalalalala can't hear you

Using a GIF to engage in mock fight over desserts? You'll fit in well around here.

What do you mean, mock fight? This is the biggest war that TKP has ever seen!

Second biggest war. Don't forget the clear plastic bags thread that spawned the war over if children should be brought to games or not.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

I'm still outraged that they want us to put our kids in clear plastic bags now.

/s just in case that wasn't obvious

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

Trust me, no one wants to see your kids either. /s

#thingsiblamethemvsfor

Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.

I'm a man! I'm 44! Hokie thru and thru.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Obligatory

They're dangerous weapons, y'all!

"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

I'm a man! I'm 44! Hokie thru and thru.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Its like the end scene of Cloverfield

"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

comes right out of his ear!!

Chem PhD '16

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Typical team pie, drowning their supposedly superior food item in chocolate to make it palatable. Disgraceful.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

What exactly do you consider chocolate icing?

Tasteful when used in moderation. That gif above is clearly to cover the taste of the pie completely.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

yea, cus this is better...

#teampie

Tasteful when used in moderation.

That cake was mouthwatering before it was doused in chocolate.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

That cake was mouthwatering dry, like all cake without icing, before it was doused in chocolate

FTFY

Only dry if you don't know how to bake it

"Win or lose we'll greet you with a glad returning!"

If only there was a delicious dessert that isn't dry regardless of your baking skills

I assume you are hinting at pie but you must be confused because you said "delicious" dessert and only cake occupies that category.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

Let's Go

HOKIES

Not with that attitude

Speak for yourself. Sweet potato birthday pie every year.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

Birthday cheesecake(pie) for me

Taylor... looking desperately...now throws it DEEP..HAS A MAN OPEN! CAUGHT! DANNY COALE! ALL THE WAY! OUT OF BOUNDS, at the three...

Chocolate covers a lot of sins. And no, I don't dislike cake, it's just that the perfect pie edges out the perfect cake. Everybody knows that, right?

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

pshh how dare you call that just chocolate sauce... easily could be a bourbon chocolate pecan pie.

Have you noticed that some people seem to see Bourbon everywhere they look? I wonder what that means.

"Our job as coaches is to influence young people's lives for the better in terms of fundamental skills, work ethic, and doing the right thing. Every now and again, a player actually has that effect on the coaching staff." Justin Fuente on Sam Rogers

Where in CFL are you? I lived in Melbourne area for 22 years (worked at Harris Corp.). Now live in Christiansburg, VA.

Pain is Temporary
Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever
Let's Go Hokies!!

Cookies are mini-cakes, ergo cake wins.

“I remember Lee Corso's car didn't get out of the parking lot.” -cFB


In the Cake/Pie relationship...Cake is like the older sibling who is jealous of Pie because they know Pie is the favorite. While Pie does't care they are just living their life because they're awesome.

I'm definitely Pie, especially a nice Apple pie. but I'm curious after my recent trip to 7-11 and seeing a brookie (Brownie and Cookie put together) Is there a potential to lump these 2 together (Pie and Cake)..Pieke or Cakie or Cakpie...or Pieca.I imagine a Cake of some sort on the bottom wrapped with Pie Crust, topped with Pie filling (preferably apple)...my mind just exploded and i'm only on my first coffee....

Hokies, Local Soccer, AFC Ajax, Ravens

Is there a potential to lump these 2 together (Pie and Cake)..Pieke or Cakie

While it is not officially agreed upon, most seem to think this exists and is known as "cheesecake."

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

yep, except the only contribution from Team Cake is the misnomer. Everything that is good about cheesecake comes from Team Pie, as one would expect.
So Team Cake is basically the deadbeat dad of cheesecake and Team Pie is the hardworking single mom that raises her boy into a fine human being.

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Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

The red velvet cheesecake is a thing of beauty.

Its pretty much where my boners come from when its not football season.

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I mean I guess that makes sense. You're on team cake, you can't get boners so you added pie to a cake. I mean there was a famous movie made called American Pie to help people like you.

i need to talk to some dessert experts in branding this product and quickly getting it onto the 7-11 shelves

Hokies, Local Soccer, AFC Ajax, Ravens


Know what's missing? Cookies!
Know why? Cookie Monster ate them!
Why? Cause their f'n delicious!!!

We put the K in Kwality

Exactly! Let's go #TEAMCOOKIE

#team Brookie....(brown and cookie) so Brownie is included

Hokies, Local Soccer, AFC Ajax, Ravens

aka #TeamCake I am only on #TeamCake because of cookies.

“I remember Lee Corso's car didn't get out of the parking lot.” -cFB

Why do you think cookies are cakes? If the larger form of a cookie was the same as a cake there wouldn't be a specialized product called a "cookie cake" (you know, because it would just be a cake).

Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, the Hound, Jeff Jagodzinsku, Paul Johnson, Pat Narduzzi.

i'm joining TKP club, love this website.

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

You'll get your leg when I see your Key!

How did this META #ALLYOUINFOAREBELONGTOUS turn into a META PIEvsCAKE battle?

Both are a result of baking!

Let's Go

HOKIES

George Carlin actually gave his opinion on this a few years back:

Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride.

The feeling I had after each question...

"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

Damn we lost 2 TKPC members today. Come on guys the survey wasn't that bad.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

We lost a lot of good men out there.

Fighting about cake versus pie???

Yup.

Before Bristol was a huge wave. I hope we show those good peeps a good time so they stay.

Should always just assume pie.