GIFTORY: Frame-by-Frame Highlight Reel of Virginia Tech's 49-0 Thrashing of Boston College

The Hokies are 1-0 in ACC play.

[ESPNU]

The Hokies were fully dipped against the Eagles on Saturday. GIFTORY appears, because, well, doughnuts.

Files away for future explanations of "putting a hat on the ball".

A bell dings.

"Order up!"

The size matchup here isn't even fair.

Faded.

What's better, the throw or the catch? I still don't know.

For real though, avoid sunburnt lips at all costs.

"Bro."

"Bro."

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the bud and fuente dap up in the last gif has so much hidden meaning. you just know bud is thinking "man is it nice to have an offense for once"

and wyatt sheshhhhh...... I almost feel bad for those guys. don't let Mel Kiper get ahold of these gifs

#Bapn ain't EZ

Wanna win put boobie in! Let boobie spin coach!

TIL: Bud Foster doesn't use Burt's Bees.

He does, but it is literally bee venom.

Bud has his own bees. Bud's Bees.

I would buy Bud's Bees

@AMB4VT

Ward Burton tried to buy Burt's Bees, but they gave him Bud's Bees.

Ward Burton's accent is an American treasure.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

And Kenny Wallace doing his Ward Burton impression is hilarious!

"Hi, my name is Ward Burton"

"Those who jump into the void owe no explanation to those who stand and watch."
--unknown

Warning: NSFW Language

Funny Outtake from Ward doing a commercial for Catepillar on the John Boy and Billy show.

GIVE IT TO ME ROSCOE!

I like this because it works for the Sadlers too. How did that area of Virginia end up sounding that much different than the rest of the state?

"I'll put a quote here to distract you from my inane comment."-Me

Fun fact: My dad was very close friends with Ward and Jeff growing up, and I went to high school with Ward's son, Jeb. It's my hometown's only claim to fame.

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

Fun fact #2: Ward is really into forest conservation and sustainable forestry practices. He was at a forestry expo event on the drillfield in 2007. I had him sign my orange effect shirt, because who else would have an orange effect shirt autographed by Ward Burton?

He also owns a very large wildlife preservation in my hometown of Halifax. I have been fishing there with him a few times.

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

Very cool. He seems like a fun guy to hang out with.

He prefers pancaked yellow jackets

Oh, Yeaahh!!!

Those are condensed tears of OC's made into a paste.

The Dude Abides


Even Emma is happy for us !

Murray State Bro Hug.

The one pancake by Wyatt the guy is just slapping his back like a baby in a high chair haha

He said give to me Roscoe

Good Lord I thought Wyatt was going to block both of those boys on Sam's run to the outside!

"Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism." Kenny Powers

The first Teller Pancake clip is great, but I can't unsee Conte in the same clip.....

Yeah, Teller brought the pancakes. Augie had waffles.

I have to

At the same time, when the defender turned to pursue, he didn't grab for jersey or clip him either, so I'm ok.

"Jerod Evans had more moves on that run than Bayer has aspirin!"

-Mike Burnop, 9/24/2016

I would disagree with this condemnation. Sam Rogers waited patiently and drew defenders back to the middle of the field and Augie was playing his man. Maybe there's still some technique problem there but I am not knowledgable enough to say for sure. Based on where the ball seemed to be headed, Contie was in a position to put a hat on a hat.

"How you doin', Randy?"

ah yes, the old david wang effect: any time you're on the field with teller, it's possible your actions will be enshrined in eternal giftitude, so try not to look like an idiot...

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What do you mean? David Wang was a first round pick... in the Chinese Arena Football League

That first Teller pancake... Dear God -- that poor defender's arms & legs are flailing like he's in the mouth of a great white shark.

On the second I can't help but notice the block before the block. How many times over the past few years have we lamented the lack of chip blocks? Teller does a beautiful assist before moving on to breakfast.

I was waiting for someone to notice that. It is textbook.

Too bad Gallo couldn't do the same

Semper Fi

He at least got involved and helped push the pile for an extra couple yards.

Peoples also sticking one in the first clip

This block was brought to you by...

GIVE IT TO ME ROSCOE!

yes

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

Teller and Alexander are just... bullies, man.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

I had a dream last night that Teller publically went off on the coaches and got himself suspended. I opened this thread like 5 minutes after waking up and I was filled with sadness watching all these Teller pancakes because I knew that we wouldn't be seeing them anymore.

Then I remembered that regardless of what Shia Lebeouf tells me, I need to let my dreams be dreams!

Koastal is setting the fan bar high.

He's DREAMING VT football.

I dream about Hokie football too. Unfortunately when they happen at work they call them "hallucinations."

"Jerod Evans had more moves on that run than Bayer has aspirin!"

-Mike Burnop, 9/24/2016

Teller mauled. Damn

HokieObsession

TELLER...

Also, Jerod throws fades like a boss. It's been said a million times but I can't remember ever having a VT QB that threw a consistently good fade.

"These people are losing their minds!"

The first time he did it, I was like: we finally got a lucky fade pass that landed where it was supposed to. I'm so used to seeing those passes go out of the endzone, or be too short.

Then he did it more. And more.

Dude has touch, no doubt about it.

Not as pretty as Evans, but I seem to recall Glennon connecting on a few of those for TDs.

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Adonis after that pick...

"These people are losing their minds!"

Wyatt Teller on the second Unit my ass.

The Dude Abides

That pass was so faded even Ricky Williams thought it needed to get drug tested

Don't let this comment take away from the fact that Arkansas blew a 24 point 2nd half lead in the Belk Bowl.
Don't let the Belk Bowl take away from the fact that Matt Ryan blew a 25 point 2nd half lead in the Super Bowl.

Anyone else take way too long to realize that the first two offensive clips were Teller highlights? I thought, "decent Rogers runs, but did those 5 yard gains really warrant giftory?"

Yes, yes they did.

Bud Foster was once attacked by a pack or ravenous wolves. Within five minutes, he not only defeated the wolves but became the Alpha Male, and could have sex with any female wolf that he wanted.

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I wish I remember where I heard this year's ago. It made me laugh at the time.

A home video of Wyatt Teller's childhood

The stiff arm didn't really work to well for him.

well now that kid should know what kind of woman to avoid marrying now. If she won't take no for an answer, you'll likely end up with your face in the dirt and a john deere parked on your ass.

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