GIFTORY: Frame-by-Frame Highlight Reel of No. 20 Virginia Tech's 24-3 Upset of No. 19 Florida State

Willie Taggart did not accuse GIFTORY of faking any injuries.

Five-stars can't make up five inches.

1 > 4

The rip and dip.

"Next time, don't stand on the tracks when the train's coming through." — Jack Parkman

That feeling when the penalty isn't on you.

Blocked.

When mom says the pizza rolls are ready.

Dance off!

9:49 left and the surrender corba's already made its appearance.

Done.

Yards after the catch, personified.

Crushed.

BINGO

Yoink!

We've all been there, man.

"2014 DL Commit Vinny Mihota Did What Few D-Lineman Ever Do"

Chopped.

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Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

Bud/Wiles 2020

I want to stitch them all into a quilt and take a long nap.

"I mean, you know, fuck them, but good for them." -Too Druck to Funk

This is the best thing I've ever seen

Is it football season yet?

This team got swagger. Giddy Up!

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I don't know how this wasn't part of the lineup, this one is by far the best and will be used for many years to come!

Bleeding burnt orange and chicago maroon

As best I can tell, it wasn't part of the original broadcast. I checked two sources for it.

I actually caught it on the coaches broadcast in the 'live' camera screen in the corner. I believe around the time they were analyzing the blocked punt.

It's there, but was too tiny to work with. However, the "Command Center" feed sufficed.

Apparently Hill gonna dance like no one's watching, even on national TV. Downright fabulous.

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Watch a different player every time. It's fantastic.

dropping this in because I had a fun making it, in case you didn't see it in my other post.

MacFoster reminded me of Mac and Foster from Super Troopers... who are shown below with an appropriate response to "Hows the defense..?"

This is elite level work.

If this is elite, does that mean TKP is a big dog?

"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

high praise indeed. bad photoshop is something I enjoy, and it was your tweet about Bud pulling together a top 30 defense that actually inspired it. I'm not on twitter so if you want to use it go for it, no worries either way.

Great clip fernly and I've been using Joe's line all week...

"Don't go to, go through"

I found out the Hula Grill in Williston, ND simply relocated. You're the Hokie who's also been there, correct?

It's all about The VPISU
VT '10, Born & Raised in the 804.
Rockin in The Bakken.
GO: Freeman Rebels, Keydets, Black Knights (the VMI of the North), NY Rangers & Giants, and ATL Braves.

Hey, yeah! nice. good to hear it's still around. It was great find in the week I breezed through ND. Introduced some mid-westerners to some Loco Moco and Hawaiian style pork ribs.

Good news! Relocated but still in Williston, then?

"But first...you gotta get speed. Demon speed. Speed's what we need. We need greasy, fast, speed!"

Yup. Near the train station

It's all about The VPISU
VT '10, Born & Raised in the 804.
Rockin in The Bakken.
GO: Freeman Rebels, Keydets, Black Knights (the VMI of the North), NY Rangers & Giants, and ATL Braves.

"2014 DL Commit Vinny Mihota Did What Few D-Lineman Ever Do"

Dang it. I tried to click on this.

Who do we report clickbait to again?

Bud/Wiles 2020

Chem PhD '16

"2014 DL Commit Vinny Mihota Did What Few D-Lineman Ever Do"

Opposing coaches and quarterbacks HATE him!

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

Am I the only one that cringes every time I watch that gif, hoping he doesn't come up gimpy?

You won't believe what he looks like now!

This one weird trick makes all offenses fear him!

Time to break out this old one:

The Poster Formerly Known As The Spirit Of Bernard Basham

Danny Coale Caught That Ball!!!

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

FREE THE "STICK IT IN" CHANT!!!

If you're reading the above post and thinking, "is this guy serious?!?," you can safely assume I'm not.

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Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

When you see GIFTORY pop up on the front page.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Its just beautiful.

"I hope our fans are here and ready to roll, because usually a Thursday night game in Blacksburg is a special situation." _ Coach Beamer

Great stuff......It shows how prepared we were and how we met them talent for talent

I hate the word "upset" at the first game of the season, especially in light of FSU and VT being ranked at essentially indistinguishable spots in the top 20. It's not like they were ranked top 10. Wonder if by late in the season if we really start to gel and FSU continues to struggle if it will be considered as much of an upset?

"I am not young enough to know Everything" - Sir James Matthew Barrie

Wonder if by late in the season if we really start to gel and FSU continues to struggle if it will be considered as much of an upset?

If Alabama beating FSU last year was an upset to their entire season (sure, there was that injury), I think that our victory can at least be an upset to one game.

If you're reading the above post and thinking, "is this guy serious?!?," you can safely assume I'm not.


GIFtory is one my favorite things, I'm so glad it's back after week 1. Here's to 14 more!

PS-I was at the game and mocking the Chop is one of the greatest things I've ever done in a group setting!! At the end it was Hokie Campbell Stadium and it was glorious!

I don't know what a Hokie is, but God is one of them!

Glad all of you who commented thus far enjoyed it. With most of the work on TKP, it takes a lot of effort to produce. I solicit requests, track them down, extract the clips, cut the ones that do not lend themselves a solid GIF, hand create and tweak each GIF in Photoshop, caption, and publish.

I definitely appreciate anyone who takes a minute to share on Facebook, Twitter, Reddit, etc... 🍻

"Next time, don't stand on the tracks when the train's coming through." — Jack Parkman

Yesssssssssss

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

That's outta whack

5 star Levonta Taylor with multiple appearances in the giftory - I believe that's called pulling a Quin Blanding

to the heart of cygnus' fearsome force we set our course

Don't @ him bro

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Actually, that would be funny as shit. Tweet out the gif of Taylor getting destroyed by Grimsley and say "LT doing his best Quin Blanding impersonation" and @ him.

I know he doesn't want us to @ him, be he's not a recruit no mo.

The Poster Formerly Known As The Spirit Of Bernard Basham

"Our job as coaches is to influence young people's lives for the better in terms of fundamental skills, work ethic, and doing the right thing. Every now and again, a player actually has that effect on the coaching staff." Justin Fuente on Sam Rogers

I cant get enough of Hezzy's block on the Kumah (receiving) TD. Clean block and took his helmet right off.

"Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something." -Ron Swanson

I went to my first Virginia Tech bowl game while I was in the womb.

Five-stars can't make up five inches.

...That's what my Fiancee tells me

*Sob*

Hey man at least she agreed to marry you. Must be that big sense of humor of yours.

+1 Chief. Hopefully it's because she prefers the "motion of the ocean" :D

It's not the size of the ship, and it's not the motion of the ocean. It's whether or not all passengers disembark.

The Poster Formerly Known As The Spirit Of Bernard Basham

Well all I know is that I emergency evacuate the ship in 30 seconds if you get my drift

I didn't realize how much of a team effort that Vinny Mihota INT was. You have the pressure inside, the deflection outside, and Vinny's INT. That's a thing of beauty on that right side.

And if it got past Mihota, that pass was going for no gain, at most.

Awesome work. Thanks for the dedication to bringing this to all of us, much appreciated.
One of the highlights of my week for sure.

SCHokie

After rewatching these, holy shit does Hezekiah Grimsley like to hit people.

"I mean, you know, fuck them, but good for them." -Too Druck to Funk

Guy is a mf head hunter. You better keep your head on a swivel with HG on the field.

I said on the game-day thread, Hezekiah Grimsley just took his first soul.

Shades of Wayne Ward.

Call him the Grim Reaper.

More than a little Hines Ward in his game.

LOL @ "when the pizza rolls are ready"

Love how when Kumah destroyed their DB in front of Hilgart, Hilgart got so pumped up and was congratulating him!

Hilgart looks like one of those coaches that really instills the love of the game in these kids.

Yes, he's congratulating him, but he's also trying to get him to back up a step so he doesn't get flagged for standing over the DB

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He did the same thing after Kumah sent Blanding to the center of the earth. You'll see Hilgart go up to him with the double bicep flex to create some space between our guys and the other team's whenever something like this happens.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Yes I did notice he does this too. Smart by Coach H!

Hm. That's three good ideas for the price of one.

"Our job as coaches is to influence young people's lives for the better in terms of fundamental skills, work ethic, and doing the right thing. Every now and again, a player actually has that effect on the coaching staff." Justin Fuente on Sam Rogers

Is there a gif of this (the Kumah-Blanding meeting) somewhere? Link dump?

"...sticks and stones may break my bones but I'm gonna kick you repeatedly in the balls Gardoki!"

a gentleman and a scholar, you are -many thanks

apparently it was the wrong line.

"...sticks and stones may break my bones but I'm gonna kick you repeatedly in the balls Gardoki!"

Fuente celebration is awesome.

I am starting to see that swagger that we have been missing since 2010ish (maybe earlier) where we would come in and punch a team in the mouth and outwork them under the belief that we know we are better than them and we know we will win. Let's see if this continues through the season.

I feel like Tyrod definitely had a lot of swagger, and always gave us the ability to win regardless of deficit, but I was saying during the game that this team reminds me of pre 2007ish, and although I don't necessarily agree with the gamesmanship displayed when Hill cursed at Francis, its exactly what makes this team different, and much more alike those teams of old.

Chick Patty w/ Cheese

Was he really cursing, though? Or was he just saying, "lighten up, Francis."

"Our job as coaches is to influence young people's lives for the better in terms of fundamental skills, work ethic, and doing the right thing. Every now and again, a player actually has that effect on the coaching staff." Justin Fuente on Sam Rogers

was probably more like this

Chick Patty w/ Cheese

I didn't see him say anything to Francois. He said "what's up bitch?" to their LT as he was lining up for the next play after sacking Francois.

Personally, I thought it was hilarious.

Edit: I take it back. Upon further review, he does appear to be looking past the o-line into the backfield before saying "Deondre! Deondre! Wassup bitch?"

That's even funnier.

Link?

A few things that I really enjoyed:

1) The live TV shot of the block punt at low angle. Was awesome in real time.

2) How many plays showed total team effort. I know these are giftory, but it was apparent the whole game.

3) Surrender cobra with almost 10 minutes left in the game. Having a single first down in the half will do that to ya.

4) Can't get enough of the crack back block on Taylor. Too sweet.

5) This team might be devoid of known stars, but has some promising talent. And it is clear that this team enjoys playing together.

The Dude Abides

I hated the tv angle of the blocked punt. I didn't see the block coming. It was just like, "oh it got blocked...oh we scored". You couldn't really see what happened. I thought it was a roughing the kicker penalty at first.

First off, absolutely awesome job on these..enjoyed every single one.

Secondly, these GIFs tell you the real story of this game. VT physically dominated FSU, period. Our WR out-muscled, knocked over, and decleated their secondary, and we abused them at the point of attack consistently. Hilgart deserves a ton of credit; his program certainly played a major part in our success Monday night.

Every whiny, irrational FSU fan should have to sit and watch this and then I dare them to tell say that injury timeouts had anything whatsoever to do with the outcome of this game.

I've literally been waiting for this all week, constantly refreshing TKP. Thanks for all your hard work Joe.

Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.

"Five-stars can't make up five inches"

That's what she said...

Outside its night time, but inside its LeDay

Love it!

I had a couple of thoughts.

Yards after the catch, personified.

I mean, what's not to love about Mega Jesus (Hoyt) and then Yosh hurdling a player to block downfield.

"2014 DL Commit Vinny Mihota Did What Few D-Lineman Ever Do"

Masterful Troll.

Mega Jesus Blazing by everyone to go block the pylon.

Ashby & Rivers retweeting this stuff. Keep up the good work!

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Cunningham helped FSU throw in the towel, with just a few minutes left in the game.

Ivan Morozov's series of photos on Kumah's TD are pure poetry. If I was Kumah's mom, I'd be putting together a frame with all 5 in sequence. Link Below.

Link

In THIS particular shot, you can see Grimsley murdering a man and Kumah's reaction to the carnage.

The fourth one! Left Side, Grimsley's block! Ouch!

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

Willie Taggart did not accuse GIFTORY of faking any injuries.

He'll probably come out soon saying that TKP Photoshopped the GIFs to make it look like F$U lost worse than they actually did.

Really great stuff, Joe!! Thanks for your effort! I wish I could somehow have these GIFs (with your captions) framed and hung on my Hokie wall!

Along the lines of what hokiebuzz stated, we are witnessing the inception of true swagger with the team from Fuente's program. I feel like while previous Hokie teams had swagger, it was fleeting and (more) easily shaken from them. But since Fuente arrived, he's burrowing deep in these guys with this new culture and will hopefully rise VT to that unflappable level that dynasty programs have. What's best about it is that the swagger is coming from guys who have proved it and earned it...not from guys that simply have it because football rankings say so.

I am hoping to see plenty of backups tomorrow!