Halfwits is (stunningly) back for Week 12, previewing Tech's matchup with Marshall along with the biggest games across Championship Week.
Halfwits and Wagers
Although we've come, to the end of the road, still we can't let go (of fake gambling lines, some of which turn into real gambling lines).
With football season (and life) rendered meaningless, TKP's resident degenerates turn to gambling to get through the work week.
The resident TKP degenerates are just looking to score some second half points.
With preseason expectations skyrocketing, TKP's resident degenerates dissect what to like and what to fade as Year 5 of the Buzz Williams era tips off.
The Halfwits boys are back, sad and confused, for another week of Scot Loeffler-fueled degeneracy.
Halfwits is ready to gamble on the Techmo Bowl, the game that is predestined to break our hearts and wallets.
After a rough gambling week and a second-half dumpster fire in Lane Stadium, Halfwits returns looking for winners and low-brow concussion jokes.
Energy is high and optimism abounds as Halfwits returns with a nine-line degenerate special where Joey inexplicably picks the Hokies for the second week in a row.
Virginia Tech lost to ODU. Virginia Tech now plays Duke. We will now proceed to fill our empty hearts with parlays, teases, and locks.
After a Hurricane-induced hiatus, Halfwits returns for another week of impeccable gambling advice.
It's William and Mary week, which means it's time to celebrate our founding fathers the only way we know how: with gambling talk and nicknames for college football's only double Cole backfield.
Just when you thought this column couldn't be more degenerate, we double down. Brian and Joey talk gambling, fake gambling, and more gambling for week one.
Brian and Pierson provide all the information you will need to bet the Camping World Bowl, including their definitive All-Time mullet rankings.
Wait, it’s already rivalry week? Does that mean we have to stop fake gambling soon?
Your resident degenerates are back and they promise to only talk about Pat Narduzzi 80% of the time.
The Hokies may be out of the running for the ACC Coastal, things aren’t all bad. We still get three more weeks of betting.
Pierson's back after a week on the road, but the Canes...well, we'll have to wait and see.
Look, Brian and Joey are just here because they can't bet the Navy over this weekend.
Gambling advice almost as good as North Carolina's legal advice for a fraction of the cost.