James Franklin III - The Coaching Search for Spock

Captain's Log, Message Board Entry Three.

Stardate... uncertain. The natives of this quadrant measure time not by celestial bodies but by threads—endless streams of speculation, rumor, and unverified intel. I now enter the third such thread, where anxiety levels rival those of a Klingon battlecruiser under full cloak.

Our mission: to determine whether Virginia Tech has secured James Franklin as its next head football coach. Reports are conflicting. Some claim "sources" have confirmed the hire. Others insist the search continues. A few rogue commenters believe the entire situation is a smokescreen orchestrated by unknown forces... perhaps even Florida State.

Morale among the posters is unstable. Hope rises, then collapses, then rises again—an emotional waveform no Starfleet psychologist has yet charted. I proceed cautiously, for the territory ahead is fraught with hot takes, insider whispers of dubious origin, and at least one individual who insists he saw a plane.

Still, we press on. For where there is rumor, there may be truth... and where there is truth, there may at last be confirmation.

End log.

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The only things that Virginia Tech has an abundance of anymore are excuses for our own failures.

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21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Kyron Drones, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

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The only things that Virginia Tech has an abundance of anymore are excuses for our own failures.

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Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

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The only things that Virginia Tech has an abundance of anymore are excuses for our own failures.

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Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

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I hate rude behavior in a man. Won't tolerate it.

one click shows Wagoneer's been around TKP for 7 years. Sheesh. Everyone take a nap, have a snickers or something.

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uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

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Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

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Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

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Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

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Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

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Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

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