12/19/11 - Someone associated with Virginia came to their senses, realized how ridiculous this video was and closed their YouTube account "UVAFillTheHill". I'm going to respect that and won't re-upload it.
"I Pledge" was the most UVA thing ever, now just one month later Virginia has outdone themselves, again, with a Kanye inspired "All of the Hoos" promotional video for their trip to the Chick-fil-A bowl. I don't even have to make fun of it. It stands alone, triumphantly, atop a pile of smug UVa. But I'm going to anyways.
0:00 - 0:35 Here's some typical we're-not-better-than-your-school-at-football-so-we're-going-to-imply-you're-dumb-and-snub-our-noses-at-your-(agri)culture UVa bullshit.
0:36 - 0:48 Where were these two clowns when Darth Vadar was trolling around the galaxy putting down the rebellion? YEAH, homemade, lightsaber looking, over-sized glow sticks. I bet these would be a hit at the next rave party brah. Let's just head bob like we're both E'd out, and jump on the table because don't give a fuck. WE'RE THE CHILLEST BROS EVER.
0:50 - 1:05 WE WILL HAVE ALL OF THE iMOVIE EFFECTS.
1:06 - 1:08 Superman ran for 13 yards against Virginia Tech.
1:09 - 1:14 Oh shit bitch, it's back to the club!
1:18 - 1:34 [INSERT HIGHLIGHTS OF WINS AGAINST OVERRATED TEAMS.]
1:35 Prediction: Onterio McCalebb runs for a buck-fifty.
1:44 - We couldn't find a picture of the Georgia Dome at night so we'll just slip in this picture of the Carrier Dome and no one will notice... (Remember, they're the smart school.)
2:10 - 2:18 You're not the '99 Rams, stop doing the Bob 'N Weave.
2:20 ACC Coach of the Year: Mike London. Bitch Please.
2:35 - 2:45 Duke, we finally beat them. Holler!
2:46 - 3:04 "Let's just go for it. I'll screw and chop some Wiz, and make it the douchiest thing evvvvvvvverrrrrrrr!"
0:00 - 3:04 Where are all of the Virginia Tech highlights? 38-0.
Comments
UVA
Oh, wow. Wow, wow, wow. There are no words to describe how UVA this is.
OMG....I have no words for this. Well, I might if I ever stop laughing......
Kristin, can you help me with this?
http://youtu.be/ksjdTz83VHc
This video is the first thing that came to my mind.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnkefjCES-4
If London really wants to turn the program around, he needs to start confiscating freshman iMacs.
Only thing missing...
Was Mike London showing of his beat boxing skills again..wow
Whoa
I have to hope that this was an amazing troll job done by VT, Auburn, or... any other college football fans to make UVA look just absolutely pathetic and terrible. At the very least, I hope it's something that a couple of d-bag UVA freshman put together, and that it shames the vast majority of UVA students/alum, who think it's just as shitty as we do. The competitor in me that embraces the VT/UVA rivalry wants me to think that this accurately describes the entire fan base, but I just can't believe that.
Regardless, the Key Play's relentless mocking of our opponents and rivals makes me smile. Keep up the good work...
Atrocious
I'd be perpetually embarrassed if the equivalent were made for Virginia Tech. These kids seriously think this looks good?
It is a new day in Hooville
Glad to see Mike London has brought the R&B/Hip-Hop Billboard hits to UVA. Dave Matthews Band was getting kinda old.
Okay, alright...
I should be in a great mood. I'm drinking bourbon and watching "A Charlie Brown Christmas." I submit there is nothing more festive than that. However, this video makes me want to hit people. This show of douchebaggery and elitism makes me wish I had taken a piss on their vaunted Lawn and pushed some tie-wearing fuckheads down The Hill.
Also, IT'S THE FUCKING CHICK-FIL-A BOWL. Why are they treating it like they're going to a BCS Championship Game?! Or any BCS game for that matter?! Where do they get off making a video like this, like they own CFB, after a mediocre coach leads them to yet another predictably mediocre season?
I'm so pissed off about their hubris that I'm not above going to an Auburn message board and making sure that the Tigers know about this link and every other UVA thing UVA has ever done. I'm embarrassed for them and I'm embarrassed because of them.
hoos, here you go ..
act like you've been there before ... even if you haven't.
OKOKOKOKOK
I had to pause the video so I could take notes. That was... incredible.
1) They use images of Charlottesville to insinuate Auburn is hillbilly.
2) Abuurn? Thats dumb. At least be creative. Awbern would've been much better.
3) Please never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever dance ever again.
4) Typical UVA party: 3 dudes, alone, with glowsticks.
5) They have to put everything in fast forward so they look fast.
6) My dog REALLY REALLY REALLY hates that rewind sound. Like I have a minor meltdown on my hands.
7) UVA PROTIP: The best way to win a football game is through the failures of the other team, not the successes of your own.
8) What did I say about dancing?!?! STOP IT.
9) THATS NOT THE DOME, EVEN I KNOW THAT
10) THATS STILL NOT THE DOME
11) Again... with the dancing. Not that you had great chances to begin with, but you are never getting laid.
12) We got Coach of the Year and BOY ARE WE EXCITED JUST LISTEN TO OUR VOICES
13) Remember that time we beat 2-10 Maryland?!?!
14) Obligatory instructions on what attire to wear, as though anything besides ascots and top hats would be acceptable.
UVA's level of suckage would be exhausting if it weren't so entertaining.
THIS
absolutely wins.
"1) They use images of Charlottesville to insinuate Auburn is hillbilly."
I had the exact same thought.
Also, I haven't seen that much sparkling since the last installment of Twilight was released.
Anyone else?
Anyone else catching on to the fact that them wearing orange does nothing? Both teams have the same colors...you're fucked either way.
Well it was nice of the Wahoos to point out Auburn's colors at the end of the song.
Somewhat Speechless.
I had to take a break from school work to watch this....worth it for the hilarity. Honestly it is because of crap like this I have little faith in the survivability of humanity.
By the way Wahoos....its the Chick-Fil-A Bowl, you know, the one that VT essentially gave you when we accepted the Sugar Bowl bid and that FSU/GT were locked into other bowls and that Miami decided not to go bowling.
I love how very terribly dubbed over this is. Makes even the worst anime dubs look amazing :P
Fuck, I'm a dork
cant do it
i couldn't get through the whole thing. that was horrendous.
go hokies bitch.
I didn't do this...
but Auburn's got it:
http://www.trackemtigers.com/2011/12/16/2640355/all-of-the-hoos
And it came with a shout-out to TKP, nonetheless.
WOW...this was bad
I really don't know what my favorite part is, but the audio editing issues are pretty extraordinary and prevalent, so I'll go with them. But also, it almost makes me sad that we beat them back into the Stone Age...almost.
AUBURN...
...is just starting to get used to making fun of the hoos.
http://www2.oanow.com/sports/2011/dec/05/hoos-get-know-auburns-bowl-oppo...
ridiculous
There's no way these kids can be serious. Its ridiculous
And as far as the match-up, I don't think anyone gives a shit about a game featuring two teams and four mascots
uhh
38-0
WOW just Wrong, soo Wrong...
As a graduate of VCU art school i'd be embarassed to put this up with me in it and say that i did it and actually be proud of it. This is the most pompus thing i've ever seen that completley lacks any creativity. Someone should tell this dude that just because you got iMovie on the iMac that your lawyer daddy bought you, don't mean you should make a movie without reading the instructions first. The effects are worse than an 80's music video, the dubovers in the song are horrible, and yea, those guys are definitley never getting laid.
HAHA i also love the lack of any scenes from the VT-UVa game
Oh yeah...
You know....I was wondering where the highlights were? Oh wait, what highlights? 38-0.
Random
But did you draw your avatar? Because that's one of the best I've seen.
UVA will be seeing lots of blue and orange, but it isn't going to be there fans wearing those colors.
Also one of the worst made videos I've seen. Doing lots of Broadcast and Video Production stuff throughout my life, they broke almost every rule out there. So bad.
Aww man...
I missed it.
Hope you didn't miss it!
It's hilarious that they removed this masterpiece, but also sad for those (jmichons above) that didn't get a chance to see it. Those hoos were straight up gangsta!