Frank Beamer has K-Guard...so should you

I don't know why I find our coaches pitching local products and services so amusing, but I do. My reactions are after the jump.

From start to finish:

• A man that stoic stares the leaves straight out of his gutters.
• Quality perspective with the downblouse camera angle.
• Beamer's crib... bling-blong!
• I thought there'd be more Hokie Stone.
• Consider KGUARD considered for my home coach, or maybe because I don't own a home or any trees that make leaves I could move into one of your unoccupied wings.