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Virginia has done everything to get their uninterested fans interested in their mediocre football program. There has been a TV show, commercials and discounted tickets in Valpak. Now there's this, a video begging UVa students to come back to the grounds for the Commonwealth Cup. A Cavalier loss is expected, but one in front of a pro-Hokie crowd would be worrisome for Mike London, a man passionately selling the Hoo brand of football across the Commonwealth.

As for the video itself, that shit cray.

This is the third version of the video uploaded by the Hoos, the other two have been removed. Some things may have changed.

0:00 - 0:05 Nothing says Thanksgiving football like the slow, soft vocals Skylar Grey delicately massaging my sensitive side.

0:05 - 0:30 Yes, we get it, you beat a ranked Georgia Tech. /round of applause

0:30 - 0:42 Let's celebrate a 21-20 OT victory against Idaho. β™« shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots everybody β™«

0:50 - 0:57 Oh Shit! Sacking Indiana REMIX! (Indiana is currently tied for 98th nationally giving up 2.7 sacks a game, but shhhhhhh no one needs to know that!)

1:00 - 1:09 Dean Groves, former Jeopardy writer and current Macy's department store dresser.

1:11 - 1:21 "It's like, V-Tech, so, it's like totally going to be the most awesome-o bestest thing ever!"

1:22 - 1:35 I'm not a Hoo Bob. Also, I'm astonished you have to reinforce there's more to being a Hoo than the lawn. It's just a fucking lawn.

1:37 - 1:44 Hey bro, I'm Will and I represent every stereotype you've heard about UVa ever.

1:45 - 1:57 I don't have the balls to fuck with Ms. Kathy.

1:58 - 2:11 It's not called the backyard brawl, and you didn't sweep us twice in basketball last year Mike Scott. #UVaStudentAthletes

2:13 - 2:59 Bullshit, bullshit, fluff, coach speak, bullshit, took the reciprocal of the student body and got division by zero error, more bullshit, doh forgot to thank Jesus, bullshit, *fart-noises*, fluff, "orange face" the fuck?, fluff, one last please show up because my job depends on it.

3:05 Ms. Kathy said "dad-gummit".

H/T JeffreyTFerg

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UVA: Jefferson's biggest mistake

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Awesome video

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"We were at the pinnacle, and we did it for years," Foster says. He pauses, nods, takes a deep breath. "And I did it with the best guy in the business."

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Video Hillarious, but the ticket prices are Bull!

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cute

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