Mike London 'formerly' extends scholarship offers.

For a school that harps on and on about its academic integrity...you would think that the UVa football programlol would at least get someone to read over all of the official scholarship letters.
The last sentence of the first paragraph = #newhoos

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Anyone else find the first sentence after the NCAA requirements list comical?

Just noticed that...and the beginning of the second sentence in that same paragraph haha

Yeah, did he just copy and paste something from one of Beamer's letters or something?

I sure did. "Continue to win conference championships", as if it's a regular occurrence in Charlottesville?

And to my knowledge, they've never actually won an ACC championship outright, have they? I think they've finished tied for first a couple of times, but that's it.

"continue to win conference championships" stood out to me too

Anyone know the last time they won one? Was anyone here even alive then?

They've never won an outright ACC football title. I think they split one in the 90s the year they beat FSU.

So... this is how he wins them over!

The U invented Swag, but UVA invented Smug.

VT '10, Born & Raised in the 804. Hokies, Keydets, Army Black Knights, NY Giants, NY Rangers, and ATL Braves.

Yep charter member of the ACC and they've never won an outright championship. To continue something officer London you have to start doing it. Lol silly hoos championships are for hokies

D-Block
#BEATOHIOST

UVA has shared two conference titles. In 1989 and 1995 with Duke and Florida State, respectively.

Mike London never ceases to make me laugh at his pathetic program.

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

@VT_Warthog

This is the kind of typo that would make my wife's (teacher) head explode.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

In order to "continue" winning championships, don't you have to win one first?

We put the K in Kwality

maybe he got college football and college futbol confused. We already know he has issues with words that sound similar, so this would be understood

"continue to win conference championships" in lacrosse. We're RULL good at LAX

@Fightin_Gobbler

Go Hokies

Go Falcons

Also: "formerly" vs formally. Academics sure are a priority

@Fightin_Gobbler

Go Hokies

Go Falcons

OMG...that is hilarious!!! LOLUVA. Higher learning.

I've got to take a time out...wait. No I'm going to save them.

We put the K in Kwality

London mails his recruits a bag of dehydrated ice.

Bucky Hodges is open

HAHA! Well I guess it isn't a lie. He formerly extended a scholarship offer. To the recruit. It happened in the past. YOU are the one who formerly had a scholarship offer in a Don't-end-up-like-me kinda way. I guess it means the scholarship offer, which the recruit didn't know he had, has been revoked as of this letter?

Which means I will get you out of the clink like I did "Smoke" after he kicked those cars when he drank 3 Zimas on his Official Visit.

Fuck Miami

Tell them about the year you almost won it. 38-0 bro.

Bucky Hodges is open

And now it's on Deadspin
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"We want you to help us continue to win conference championships and an opportunity to play for a National Championship!"
Let's diagram this:
We want you to help us
continue to win conference championships
and an opportunity to play for a National Championship!

Remove "continue to win conference championships" and the remaining fragments don't even make sense: "We want you to help us [...] an opportunity to play for a National Championship." Even giving the benefit of the doubt, "We want you to help us continue to win [...] an opportunity to play for a National Championship" is as inaccurate as the rest of the sentence.

Go back to the police force, Mike London. You're drunk as fuck.

NO TWEEDY, IT'S WHIP!!!!!!!

This was Radford, not #LOLUVA

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