Landers Nolley missed the Liberty exhibition because of an "NCAA initial-eligibility issue"

The Roanoke Times reported blue-chip wing Landers Nolley missed the Liberty exhibition because of an "NCAA initial-eligibility issue".

Clarke was not the only one absent from the team bench Sunday.

The Hokies also played without freshman forward Landers Nolley. Williams said Nolley did not play because of an NCAA initial-eligibility issue "that we're trying to figure out."

Nolley was a unanimous 4-star recruit.

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Blame it on the support staff

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Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Danny Coale Caught That Ball!!!

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Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Someone better be shipping a shitload of Hardee's coupons to the NCAA this morning.

"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

*bojangles

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

KCCO

*Hardee's

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Bojangles, but that said...

Pretty sure there's a joke flying around the internet somewhere about buying random stuff using Hardee's coupons. Hence, Hardee's, and not Bojangles. Though both are really good for certain things.

Has anyone heard anything on this?

I heard that it should be cleared up within the week.

The old "Herpes-Cold-Sore" method huh?

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

Hope it is faster than that. Our first game is in 3 days.

Is the eligibility issue that he couldn't enroll in classes because HokieSPA sucks? Seemed like every semester I was dealing with some issue or another because of some stupid crap it pulled.

I've only logged into HokieSPA a few times to pull up some information and I already hated it. Please don't tell me I have to use that to enroll in classes :( I mean, it's probably better than the old dumb terminals we used to use but...

Good news is I didn't have to deal with Hokie Spa yesterday.

The bad news is that's because registration for January has already closed and Drop/Add doesn't open until the 24th so I still have to deal with Hokie Spa.

He probably tried to use HokieSPA to enroll in Freshman English and instead it signed him up for Quantum and Solid State Phyics as pass/fail only.

I found TKP after two rails from TOTS then walking back to my apartment and re-watching the 2012 Sugar Bowl. I woke up the next day with this username.

I re-watched the 2012 Sugar Bowl after the game was over. I think we missed on 3 INTs.

I didn't go to work the next day.

I was a long snapper in high school.

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

I drive a Dodge Stratus

"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

On purpose?

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

I can do 100 push-ups in 20 minutes

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Hey, if any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

YOU WIN AGAIN, GRAVITY!

Let's Go

HOKIES

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21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

The Beard,

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"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will! Die, you wage-hiking scum!

We put the K in Kwality

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

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"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

I was in Thailand, playing Ping-Pong in Ding Dang. I was in a real high-stakes game in some opium den. Turned out the guys I was playing aren't the kind of guys who like to lose. After I beat them... they beat me. Worked me over pretty good..... Aaaand this is hard to say... but they held me down... and they shoved a ping pong paddle up my ass. It's never been the same. I'm damaged goods.

Think big, think positive, never show any sign of weakness. Always go for the throat. Buy low, sell high. Fear? That's the other guy's problem. Nothing you have ever experienced will prepare you for the absolute carnage you are about to witness. Super Bowl, World Series - they don't know what pressure is. In this building, it's either kill or be killed. You make no friends in the pits and you take no prisoners. One minute you're up half a million in soybeans and the next, boom, your kids don't go to college and they've repossessed your Bentley. Are you with me?

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

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Wait a minute here, Alum. What the hell's so wrong with kissing your dog? And while I'd love for your comment to be a "dog whistle" for something else, I'd probably be wrong. Still, I'll take it that way and smile contentedly to myself all day.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

You serious, Clark?

"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

* pink miata

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

KCCO

Did I miss something?

I have to return some videotapes.

you forgot to rewind, you bastard

"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

“Also, a microwave has never danced it's ass off to Jackie Wilson.” - AssPocketFullOWhiskey

If you have to ask, you're lost already. Pro tip for you though: If it ain't chartreuse, it ain't no use.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

There are three rules I live by: never get less than twelve hours of sleep: never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city, and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger anywhere on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

never get less than twelve hours of sleep

...it signed him up for Quantum and Solid State Phyics...

Lucky devil.

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Sorry to interrupt the memes, but per TSL, Nolley should be back with the team very shortly.

The coupons cleared. Noice

"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

Somebody made the last-minute switch to Bo Time

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

FYI, Bojangles was sold over the weekend

"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

Good Lord! We were supposed to give him Bojangles coupons, not Bojangles itself.

"Sooner or later, if man is ever to be worthy of his destiny, we must fill our heart with tolerance."
-Stan Lee

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."
-Ron Swanson

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

They better not change a thing. If they mess with my cajun filet biscuits there will be hell to pay. Fields will burn. Villages will be pillaged.

Danny Coale Caught That Ball!!!

So jealous of you guys, we don't have any Bojangles in Texas. Every time I fly home for Christmas I will typically fly through Charlotte and always save room for a couple Cajun Chicken Biscuits. It's worth the layover in Charlotte.

Yeah, but you got WhataBurger. Last time I was in Oklahoma, WhataBurger breakfast burritos were a three day a week tradition, minimum. And do you have Brauns where you are?

Do you mean Braum's, as in Braum's dairy. That place is the best...Only in Kansas, Oklahoma, and Texas I believe. Products come fresh from the actual Braum's dairy in Kansas...

Damn, you right. It's been over a decade since I ate at one, couldn't pull the name off the top of my head. Braum's was awesome in Altus, OK, may I never go there again.

ohhhh yes sweet sweet Whataburger. Patty Melt is my go to, and yes the breakfast taquitos are the shit. I also highly recommend the honey butter chicken biscuit.

Yes there are Braums but not that many.

Whataburger is on every corner, and I don't know how I lived without it for the first 35 years of my life.

Trogdor was a man!
I mean, he was a dragon-man
Or maybe he was just a dragon...
But he was still Trogdor!
Trogdor!

"Oi! What's a Horkie"
"I am ya Grot!"

"Horkies were made for two fings foighten' and winnen'" - Horkie Warboss

"That Gritty git doesn't exactly look like a Horkie, but by Gork and Mork it acts like one!"-Random Horkie Boy

I said CONSUMMATE Vs. CONSUMMATE. geesh


Trogdor is also excellent at burninating sections of resumes that I'm too lazy to actually edit 😂

Danny Coale Caught That Ball!!!

Is it Bo Time already?

Pssst....she's evil.

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

Just not tonight, I guess. He's enrolled in classes, right? What's the deal? Exit visa needed from Georgia?

"That man was violating a city ordinance, and I was just doing my duty to enforce it." - Mike Curtis

"You boys in there smokin' rope?"-Johnny Unitas (circa 1973) to his San Diego Chargers teammates

You people have lost your minds

"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

It only took you 3 years and 13 comments to figure that out. Welcome to TKP!

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

First thing that came to my mind as well. I really hope to leave Lane next week feeling like this!

Although, I could stand for the game to not be so close......

This thread is why I love this community.

Anyone know if he is dressing for tonight's game?

"And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion." -Allen Gamble, The Other Guys
@Doooougie07

Dressing? It would be embarrassing if he didn't, wouldn't it?

Reel men fish on Wednesdays