Let's freeze on the obvious, and not get blindsided by Nutt allegations, Oher Joe might have to shut this thread down.
Hugh Freeze has a better record in girls HS basketball, than in football. This is true. His girls basketball coaching career also ended in scandal, much the same as at Ole Miss. This is also true.
Hugh Freeze did not pass out candy to trick or treaters tonight, but waved from his bed through his second floor window.
Let's go 1-0, baby!
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he coaches at Liberty 'nough said
Hugh Freeze was called a perfect culture fit by the leadership of Liberty University. He has all of his paid staff members run the program while he watches from the corner.
Hugh's performance improved as soon as the guy sitting in the corner left the room.
Hugh Freeze is friends with Jerry Falwell
HF's friend got fired!
Hugh Freeze is living, breathing CG Violation Bait. Kindly try not to cross any lines.
What an asshole. All my homies hate Hugh Freeze
When Freeze sees "Hooker" on the game roster he asks to "see the tapes" while he makes some phone calls and is very disappointed but wants everyone to know he had no idea who he was calling.
That's a bingo.
Hugh Freeze says frozen biscuits are just good as home made.
Hugh Freeze thinks canned biscuits are as good as homemade.
Hugh Freeze yells at people who say "Hey, you" when trying to get someone else's attention.
Hugh Freeze's favorite superhero was played by Arnold Schwarzenegger and he frequently uses one of his quotes to rally his fan base when they play a superior program.
Hugh Freeze could watch those Liberty Mutual commercials all day long and is trying to get his hands on their stand up video game
Hugh Freeze file footage
Hugh Freeze has a cold heart, in fact, he auditioned for the Grinch but could not handle the character change to a good guy.
Hugh Freeze is sad the election is coming up because he wants to be able to watch more political ads.
FTFY
Lou Holtz is doing ads on ACCN too?
Saturday won't be the first time Hugh's had his career derailed by a Hooker.
Fantastic
H*ck Liberty.
Hugh Freeze can go eff a goat.
If you guys have problems with Hugh Freeze, he said you can just email them to compliance@olemiss.edu.
Hugh Freeze doesn't understand the concept of a burner phone.
Hugh Feeze got booted from Ole Miss for paying players and arranging hookers for who knows who. Then he gets hired by the AD who got booted from Baylor for covering up sexual assault by football players and for organizing "welcome clubs" of willing college girls for recruits and players.
Am I doing this right?
"You just can't make this stuff up, folks."
Hugh Freeze doesn't realize that hatin' on threads are usually tongue in cheek, but that this isn't one of them.
Hugh Freeze thinks his Hatin' On should be just as lighthearted as David Cutcliffe's.
Unfortunately for us, Hugh Freeze has plenty of experience preparing for Hookers
I have been sitting on this joke for so long.
Well in honor of Liberty week, you can just sit back and enjoy watching me put all the work in.
Hugh Freeze thinks the Pac 12's 6 game schedule is enough to earn them a playoff spot.
Hugh Freeze thinks Heather Dinich is the best sportswriter in America and believes "we need more sharp students of the game like her, in sports journalism"
Hugh Freeze refers to Lynchburg as "the big city." Unironically, mind you.
Hugh freeze watches Falwell Jrs wife.....nevermind....
....do her radio show only to be upset she didnt say Liberty football 3 times.
Hugh Freeze thinks mashed potatoes are overrated for Thanksgiving dinner.
Hugh Freeze chews his food with an open mouth and talks politics at the Thanksgiving table while everyone else is outside playing football.
Hugh Freeze takes a breakfast ball on EVERY tee shot. And picks up if he's inside 4' saying "that's good." When asked what he shot, he responds "2 or 3 over, but could've been under par if I'd have made a putt!"
While walking back to the carts after putting out, after hacking through the woods on the entire hole, Hugh Freeze will yell out, "Anybody beat a 4?"
Came in here to reference Hugh Freeze scouting a Hooker but got beat so I'll give you another one....
Nevermind that is too good.
Hugh Freeze always waits until the end of the work day to ask for your TPS reports
Holy Hugh once compared himself to Jesus Christ
Sauce
I'm not touching this one ... walking away
Hugh Freeze dresses up as Mr. Freeze for Halloween. Every. Year.
Hugh Freeze can catch a few deez if you know what I am saying.
I don't know where I am going with this gif it just came up when I searched deez nuts and I though it was hilarious.
Safe for work than the bulletproof cup scene from Super Troopers.
The trailer park themed hooker party was Hugh's idea, said it was a big hit in Oxford.
Hugh also offered to "clean Jerry's pool" while he was away.
Hugh Freeze anagrams to "Huh? Geez, Ref!" which is exactly the amount of profanity fans are allowed without being fined per Liberty's student conduct code.
Hugh Freeze hits 2 balls on the first tee
and the second tee
and the third tee
And the 4th shot on the 6th hole...
The golf "hatin' ons" are starting to hit way too close to home
Hugh Freeze thinks taking a selfie with your pants unzipped next to women other than your wife is nothing. He once took a selfie fully exposed with some "boosters" he met off backpage.com.
Hugh Freeze refers to Liberty's athletic hostesses as his "little Mary Magdalens." He interviews each one personally by having them wash his feet.
Hugh Freeze was really upset when he found out that Jerry Jr. had already taken the email "HugeFreekz @ Liberty dot com".
On Liberty's sexual misconduct scale, Hugh Freeze somehow ranks between their (ex) president and their AD.
Edit: Grammar
Hugh Freeze doesn't have the drive to be #1 at anything...
Liberty really screwed the
poochpool boy with some of their hiring decisions.cuckgate comedy is the best comedy
Hugh Freeze installs Tinder on his work phone so his wife won't find it on his personal one.
Hugh Freeze hired a cover band to record a Lynyrd Skynyrd cover as "They Call Me the Freeze." He plays it every time he goes on a recruiting visit.
Hugh Freeze is upset Jerry and Becki didn't include him in their alleged "ranking conversations."
Hugh heard our Hooker was 10/10 and he immediately did a bing image search to see what she looked like.
Bing image search... that's maybe the worst part.
It's better than gis for certain kinds if searches like the ones alluded to. Or so I am told
you'd think Hugh Freeze would have learned his lesson and started using duck duck go
Hugh Freeze leans in real close and tells freshman girls, "The name's Hugh, but people have been known to call me 'huge' [wink]"
Without a breath mint.
Hugh Freeze eats smegma sandwiches.
Eww