Hatin' On: Manny Diaz

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Manny Diaz doesn't respect our defense and thinks our offense is unreliable enough to stop itself when necessary. He plans to come out swinging and will take the ball in the first half if they win the toss to make sure they score first and never look back.

And I'd do exactly the same thing

Onward and upward

Manny Diaz ices college kickers on 60 yard field attempts.

Fire Whit.

Manny Diaz never ices a kicker before a 59 yard FG attempt...he's also not planning on bringing a punter to Blacksburg

In fairness, with budgets under pressure, the second part of your comment might make good financial sense.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

If you're GT, yeah. That guy's a frigging mammoth.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Manny Diaz doesn't know what it's like to rake leaves.

Many Diaz leaves a 20 yard cushion with a prevent D when there are still 8 seconds left in the game and the opponent is just outside reasonable field goal range.

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Manny Diaz actually thinks VT should be 15-17 point favorites for this game.

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Manny Diaz didn't like Jeopardy! and he thinks it will be better with a new host.

Manny Diaz is already showing potential recruits the last minute of the Liberty game and telling them this is what Beamer Ball is like.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Just went on the ESPN App and saw where Tech is a 2.5pt FAVORITE. Manny Diaz thinks that's pretty accurate.

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

Seriously? What, has the mob wagered heavily on VT and has leaned on the Canes to tank the game?

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Manny Diaz backs himself into a corner with multi-million dollar buyouts.

Manny Diaz thinks the Masters should be held without patrons every year. But he should get in.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Manny Diaz sleeps with a turnover chain

1-0 every week

Because his wife gave him an ultimatum: it's me or the turnover chain

Justin Fuente is a better coach than Manny Diaz

LOL

Onward and upward

He's a cane, what other reason do you need?

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
ā€œI served in the United States Navy"

Manny Diaz is worried about a potential trap game in Blacksburg this week and advises his team not to look ahead to 2-5 Georgia Tech.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Manny Diaz invented the turnover chain and the touchdown rings.

Manny Diaz's real name is Howard, but he spent so long working as an au pair that he just let the nickname stick.

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This is an underrated comment.

How long have you been sitting on this? Haha

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

pretty sure I recycle this every year...

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Manny Diaz once tried to ride a golf cart through a water hazard, cause he thought they weren't deep. ONCE.

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Manny Diaz thinks David Niven was the best James Bond

I told him I’d crawl on my hands and knees to be the DL coach at Virginia Tech. Now, all of a sudden, I’m sitting in this chair and I told him I’d still crawl on my hands and knees to work here. I just want to be here.
JC Price

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Manny Diaz will somehow lose this week, in turn, giving my dumb ass just enough hope that Tech football might actually be good just so that the next inexplicable loss will hurt even more than the one before. Screw you, Manny Diaz.

Gobble Till You Wobble

Manny diaz is happy CJF is in the ACC...now when both fan bases say their team is back he isn't the most underachieving coach in the conference.

Manny Diaz is calling for VT to hire Paul Johnson next.

Maybe Al Golden.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Manny Diaz tells people he's married to Cameron Diaz then shows them pictures of her from the 90s

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Manny Diaz isn't bringing the turnover chain to Blacksburg on Saturday stating, "We will need more room for Touchdown Rings when playing VT's defense".

Manny Diaz anagrams to Miami is not BAK

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Manny Diaz tells you your home owners policy doesn't cover basement flooding if the water came in "below ground level" even though it clearly came in under the sliding door on the walkout side of the basement.

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Manny Diaz says he is not going to be phased playing in Blacksburg because he is used to playing in empty stadiums at Da U

The Dude Abides

Manny Diaz uses "phased" instead of "fazed"

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Manny Diaz fully intends to not be phased when he comes to Blacksburg

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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Manny Diaz's girlfriend is creepy AF

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I think he just has bad taste in women. His ex was really weird.

That picture of Manny Diaz looks very strongly like someone else at first glance, but I'm afraid to mention who because of the CG.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Manny Diaz orders Cuban sandwiches with salami.

Not funny. Not funny. And now the baby is upset.

Manny changed his name because he felt it was a derogatory term for a man in a traditionally female occupation. His birth certificate reads "Murse Diaz"

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Manny lives in Miami and never goes fishing.

JP

Manny Diaz calls himself the "Mayor of Miami" at recruiting events.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Many Diaz doesn't understand why he is not on Ranker's list of famous Manny's. He invented the friggin turnover chain. I know lame but after last week, I got nothing.

If there is no enemy within the enemy outside can do us no harm.

Manny Diaz's female staff has nicknamed him "Handy" and not because of the children's show.